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Halle Berry Xs her latest man
October 27th, 2015 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry and Oliver Martinez are getting a divorce after just two years of marriage. The former couple released this statement to People, “It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce. We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus of what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life and we hope that you respect our and, most importantly, our children’s privacy as we go through this difficult period.” Their son Maceo-Robert turned two earlier this month.
No reason was given for the split. Considering there have been rumors for months about them splitting up, today’s news comes as no surprise.
This has not been a good few weeks for Halle, first her show Extant got the ax and now her third marriage is also cancelled.


Halle Berry shares the saddest fact about herself
August 20th, 2015 under Halle Berry, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry was on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night and she revealed that she has never had a birthday party. When the ABC late night host asked her even as a kid, she said she didn’t remember having one. That is the saddest thing I have heard. Birthday parties are awesome, everyone loves them no matter how old they get.
Now if you think that maybe you can rectify her situation, you are wrong. Her friends tried to throw her a surprise one, but she found about it. When it came time for the party, she didn’t show up. So she remains birthday partyless.
Thankfully for her kids, they get to have parties. Just ones that are not as lavish as the ones the other stars’ kids get to have.


Jimmy Fallon & Halle Berry go for a roll in the hay minus the hay!
July 9th, 2014 under Halle Berry, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon and her wanted to show the world how they roll. So, the NBC host got down on the floor, put his legs up in the air and anxiously awaited for Halle Berry to stand over him. Even though he said he wouldn’t look up her dress, he is a man, so he did.
Then once he saw what he saw, she bent down, grabbed his legs as he grabbed her’s and off they went. The two formed a human wheel and rolled down a mat several times.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is how they roll.


Halle Berry is returning to TV next summer
October 4th, 2013 under CBS, Halle Berry. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ever since Halle Berry won the Oscar, her movie career has stalled. So I guess that played in her decision to return TV.
She will be storming back to our television sets next summer in the Stephen Spielberg produced Extant on CBS.
Here’s the description from the press release, “Berry will play an astronaut who returns home from a year-long solo mission in space and tries to reconnect with her husband and son in their everyday life. Her experiences in space and home lead to events that ultimately will change the course of human history.”
This is Spielberg’s second show airing on CBS next the summer, the first was the highly successful Under The Dome that’s returning for its second season. From the description of Extant and knowing how amazing Under the Dome us, I think CBS might have a stronger summer lineup than the winter one. I don’t even like Berry and I want to see her new show.
Who knew summer television could be must watch? I guess CBS finally realized it.


Halle Berry is having another living doll!
April 5th, 2013 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

(photo from Fame Flynet)

Halle Berry is three months pregnant with her second child, first with Olivier Martinez, and it is a boy according to TMZ. The 46 year old actress already has a 5 year old daughter named Nahla with her ex-boyfriend who she is remains in a bitter custody battle with.


Halle Berry tells Conan O’Brien to take his pants off!
March 14th, 2013 under Conan O'Brien, Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry was a guest on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and he asked her about her unisex perfume Closer. The TBS host admitted he doesn’t know how to put on perfume and he asked her to show him how. In fact he said, “Feel free to touch me anywhere you want.” She then instructed him to take his pants off and being a man he responded by standing up and wimped out before obeying her command.
Then she explained that the proper place to spray perfume, “You are supposed to spray it in between your thighs. Then it heats up and the aroma rises up all day long.” And the scent wasn’t the only thing rising between someone’s leg because it looks like Conan was doing the same as she gave him that tutorial. His face says it all!
BTW I never heard that about perfume before, I think I am going to have to try that out.


Halle Berry is cold
November 21st, 2012 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]
It is the day before Thanksgiving and it is slow with nothing going on. So here are some pictures of Halle Berry who went out with a sheer bra and top and they revealed that she was cold. So with those photos you have something to be thankful for on Turkey Day!


Halle Berry looks like she did die another day!
October 26th, 2012 under Ellen DeGeneres, Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry is a guest on Ellen today and let’s hope this Catwoman hasn’t used up all of her lives. That’s because Ellen DeGeneres scared her with a person dressed as a huge spider and I have never seen anyone gets as scared as she did. She honestly looked like she was going to have a heart attack because of it.
The best part is not how scared sh!tless Halle got, but how much Ellen enjoyed it. I think she is even more sadistic than I am and I love watching people in terror like that!


Jay Leno was always the designated driver
October 23rd, 2012 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry was a guest on The Tonight Show and Jay Leno asked her about smoking pot with Tom Hanks. So she wanted to know if the NBC late night host ever got high with Mary Jane? He was very insistent that he is “not a pot smoker.” She asked him several times but he kept saying no as though it was the worst thing ever. In fact he told her he was always the designated driver while he friends enjoyed some grass.
I think in those :54 seconds we learned more why Leno is the way is than anything else we knew about him before. Maybe if he took an occasional hit and let loose, he would be a much more relaxed host and wouldn’t take the job that belonged to someone else like he has done in the past? And more importantly his voice might also be a little bit deeper.


Halle Berry wants to teach you how to nibble!
September 28th, 2012 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry is going to be a on Sesame Street and she will teach kids how to nibble. I am sure it is not the first time that she has taught someone how to nibble. This is just the first time it was G-rated!


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