Hot in Cleveland and The Exes are back on TV Land tonight starting at 10p and there will be a lot of sex!
Hot in Cleveland is back and Joy (Jane Leeves) has made a decision to which guy she is going to marry. Will it be Simon (Craig Ferguson), Mitch (Tim Daly) or Bob (Dave Foley)? Let’s just say she will be more shocked when she tells him yes, than he is that she chose him. Melanie (Valerie Bertinelli) will sleep with one of the men she turned down. Victoria Chase (Wendie Malick) has a sex scene with Brad Pitt in a movie and it is really awkward. And finally Elka (Betty White) comes up with a way to make good on her promise about bringing jobs to Cleveland. She just had to go to NYC to come up with that idea.
Hot in Cleveland might be another season older, but the show is just as fresh and funny as its first season.
Then at 10:30p The Exes is back and Haskell (Wayne Knight) is dealing with the fact that Nikki (Leah Remini) told him no when he told her he loves her. Holly (Kristen Johnson) decides to get the two of them together and it works. How far will they go on their first date? Then we go back to high school with Phil and see how he messed up his first crush. He now has an opportunity to go out with her. Will it be just as good as when they were teens or you can’t go back to what you once had?
And did I mention Brandon Routh spends most of the episode in just his briefs? That’s right it’s Superman without his tights and he doesn’t need any cape to cover him up! Actually, he is so funny on the show, that I hope TV Land considers giving him a spinoff.
HIC and The Exes are the perfect pairing of sitcoms that will make you laugh and laugh until you pee in your pants. And who doesn’t need that on a Wednesday night?
Tonight at 10p on CBS’s Extant, Molly (Halle Berry) wakes up in the woods with Ethan (Pierce Gagnon), who does not wake up. As soon as John (Goran Visnjic) finds them, he calls for help. When the EMTs look at her, he tells them she’s pregnant and to check on the baby. They tell him there is no heartbeat. When she gets to the hospital, the doctors not only confirm she isn’t pregnant, but that she hasn’t been pregnant recently. Now she is trying to prove to everyone that she really was pregnant, but everyone is denying the fact including her good friend Sam (Camryn Manheim) who was the one who gave her the news in the first place. Will she be able to prove that she was with child or will everyone think she is crazy? And where is the baby?
Now, when it comes to Ethan, he is in a robot coma. He shut himself off to protect himself and they can’t turn him back on. Did Molly and John lose two children in one day or will they get one back?
You just have to tune in to this Sci-Fi drama to find out.
Also at 10p but on TV Land, Melanie (Valerie Bertinelli) runs into an old flame on Hot In Cleveland. As soon as she starts talking to Donald (Craig Bierko), she remembers why she ended things with him. But that doesn’t stop her from having sex with him one more time (which you can’t blame her because he puts the HOT in Hot In Cleveland). When they are done she tells him that Elka (Betty White) might be crazy because she acts like Kevin Spacey in House of Cards. After she makes that reveal, she finds out that he is Elka’s opponent’s campaign manager and the two candidates have a debate coming up.
Did Melanie just cost her friend the debate or will she somehow save the day? You will just have to tune in to find out in this very funny episode.
Kirstie Alley returned to television late last year with Cheers co-star Rhea Perlman and Seinfeld actor Michael Richards, and TV Land has yet to say whether the show was picked up or cancelled. Well today, Perlman’s husband, Danny DeVito Tweeted, “Come on they canceled Kirstie! Fools!” Which kind of explains Alley‘s Tweet from earlier in the day, “The first thing to do after you’ve been knocked down is to get up… ALWAYS remember to get up. It’s the only way you can begin anew..:)” TV Land has yet comment either way as of now.
But I wouldn’t blame them if they did because the show was too much and too little at the same time. I tried to like it, but there wasn’t anything there to like about it. Although Perlman was great in her role, but then again what isn’t she good in?
Back when Hot in Cleveland first started out, LeBron James was playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers. But before the TV Land sitcom’s season ended, so did his reign with the team. That’s cause he left them to play for the Miami Heat because they offered him mo money mo money mo money. Well, the Forward became a joke on the show for abandoning his old team for dinero.
Fast forward to today, because the city of Cleveland got some good news. King James is coming home and they are welcoming him back with open arms. So much so, Hot in Cleveland made a little thank you video for him.
How the show will handle his return is yet to be seen, but I am sure they will find a way.
When it comes to how I feel about his return to Cleveland, I wouldn’t be so welcoming. He left them in a lurch and I think they should do the same to him. I am not a basketball fan and I have no ties to Cleveland (besides watching the TV Land show), and even I was pissed what he did to them. Now, it could be because I do have ties to Miami, but I think his whole situation is messed up. But I am Aries and we hold grudges. So I don’t forget when someone screws me over.
Oh well, here’s to hoping the Heat have another winning year, without him.
How do you feel about #6 going back to where it all started?
If you have been to a taping of Hot In Cleveland, then you know the best part of it is when the actresses flub their lines. Well, everyone but Betty White, because she is so perfect she never messed up any of her lines at any of the tapings I attended.
Anyways, Rob Schneider is guest on the TV Land sitcom tonight at 10p, and he came up with a way to get the cast to get their lines right. He told them, “I will make love to the next person who makes a mistake.” Then Valerie Bertinelli made a mistake; and even though she pleaded that she didn’t, he still gave her a lap dance. Then it was Wendie Malick turn’s and finally Jane Leeves got a chance to experience his sexy moves. Once again, Betty White remained perfect, and she missed out on the chance of having Schneider show her all the things he learned from making those Deuce Bigalow movies. Although in a way, she was the luckiest women in the room for not getting that opportunity!
I love that TV Land shares the bloopers from this show because it shows that they have as much fun making it as we do watching it. Seriously, doesn’t their set look like a real hoot to work on?
Jennifer Falls debuts on TVLand tonight at 10:30p and you don’t want to miss this funny comedy’s debut.
Jennifer Doyle (Jaime Pressly) has a job that pays $250,000 a year, and she has it all because she spends it all. But then one day when she gets fired for losing her temper all the time, and she loses it all. Well, actually it took her three months to do that. So now that she has nothing, her daughter (Dylan Gelula) and her have to move in with her mom (Jessica Walter) because no one will hire her. Moving back in with her mom is the worst thing that could happen to her, so now she will take any job so that she can live on her own again. Even working at her brother’s (Ethan Suplee) bar with his anal retentive bitchy wife (Nora Kirkpatrick).
How will she make this new life of hers work? We will just have to tune in week to find out.
All Valerie Bertinelli had to say on Hot In Cleveland was, “Oh my Gd! There’s something in the toe. It’s a note.” For some reason she couldn’t get that line out the way she wanted, so she had to do it over and over again. As she tried it again and again, her castmates found different ways to mess it up and they would have to redo the line. Then after the 7th, yes 7th, attempt Betty White did something that had everyone absolutely in hysterics.
Why couldn’t something like this have happened during the live episode last week. Now even though it didn’t happen then, it is still great that TV Land shares these bloopers for us to enjoy and boy did I enjoy them struggling through a scene. So much so, I still can’t stop laughing.
Seriously, can Valerie Bertinelli be any cuter? And she never ages. She looks just like she did when she was on One Day at a Time over 30 years ago.
On this past Wednesday’s episode of The Exes, Donald Faison did an epic striptease (that you can see part of it below)! Well over the weekend, TV Land released the bloopers from that episode and you can see that he really suffered while filming it. I can’t tell what he did to himself, but whatever it was it left him saying “Oh sh!t” before he doubled over in pain. Good thing he had a kid before filming that scene because not sure what his chances of having another are after it.
BTW am I the only who pictured him picturing Zach Braff as he seductively sang Deck the Halls???
Finally if you are not watching The Exes, you are missing out on TV Land’s best sitcom yet. So tune in every Wednesday at 10:30p to get your laugh on or just to get turned on by Donald Faison and the rest of the gang!
It is Christmastime on TV Land tonight with Kirstie at 10p and The Exes at 10:30p and you don’t want to miss these Yuletide tales.
It is Maddie’s (Kirstie Alley) first Christmas with her adult son, Arlo (Eric Petersen), who she gave up for adoption when he was a baby, and he decides to invite his grandmother (Cloris Leachman), who he never met, over for the special day. Only problem is Maddie hates her mom and it is obvious why they don’t get along. Can Christmas be saved or will it be ruined before it even begins?
Cloris is always nice when she is naughty and tonight she is just that.
Then at 10:30p Holly (Kristen Johnson), Stuart (David Alan Basche), Haskell (Wayne Knight), Phil (Donald Faison) and his girlfriend and Holly’s assistant, Eden (Kelly Stables) decide to spend Christmas together; but when Holly cancels because she meets a cute guy at the airport Christmas is ruined before it even starts. So now they have to figure out if they should go ahead with their original plans or spend it with their new family, each other. When the miracle of Christmas happens, they no exactly what to do to make the holiday perfect!
But the best part of the episode comes when Phil decides to make a sexy video for Eden and it is a striptease you won’t be forgetting anytime soon!
The Exes is a buddy sitcom that gets it right week and week and this holiday episode is the perfect way to honor them and Christmas! So tune in for a show that is always enjoyable especially tonight.
Wendie Malick shared this photo of Jane Leeves and her hugging each other under a blanket, and I have to wonder do they have something to tell us? Nope! While it is Hot in Cleveland, it is freezing (for us) here in LA and we are doing anything and everything to get warm. This is how these two actresses are doing it and I don’t blame them!