Last year Jimmy Kimmel Live staged a reunion between the female Friends and now he did the same for George Clooney with ER. The only people that were missing is well everyone else who was on the medical drama. Instead he found a substitute to put on his scrubs again, Hugh Laurie brought House back for one night only.
After watching Doug Ross and House try their worst to save the ABC late night host’s life, I think they need to have medical sitcom together. It isn’t like Clooney didn’t do comedy called ER before he did the serious one and Laurie is just a genius in everything he does.
One final note, I didn’t realize how old Clooney got since I saw him back in the hospital.
Barbie might have a dream house, but she is a nightmare in bed. At least that is what Jimmy Kimmel found out when he slept with her. The ABC late night host invited the talking back version of the popular doll into his bedroom; and just as they were about to go sleep, she wouldn’t shut up. All she wanted to do was to talk to him about being a vet. So you think she would be an animal in the sack, but instead she was like a yappy dog.
So to all of you boys who fantasized about sleeping with Barbie, I think that dream has been crushed.
I don’t know if you ever noticed this, but reporters knock on a lot of doors. I didn’t either until Jimmy Kimmel Live pointed it out on their ABC late night show yesterday.
So watch these reporters, knock knock knocking on people’s doors to no avail. Can’t say I blame the people for not answering. If a news station came knocking on my door, I would ignore it too. Wouldn’t you?
via Jimmy Kimmel Live! Earlier this week, we learned about something called the Babypod. It is a speaker a pregnant woman can stick up her you know, so that her baby can listen to music more clearly.
Well men, someone came up with something for you. It’s called Ballz by Dre and it comes with two speakers, one for each ball. Once you put it on, your sperm starts swimming like crazy. That means the swimmer you really want to penetrate her egg will be the one! What more do you need? But a box of condoms if a baby is not what you want just yet!
So run out to Ballgreens and get it today! Make your balls bounce.
There is a new Barbie doll that can hold a conversation with you and Jimmy Kimmel decided to test her out. How? By having a sleepover in his bed with her. The two of them chatted and she even sang to him. Then things got really exciting when she told him that she wants to ride the horse. You have to hear the sound she makes when she gets up on the horse. Yee haw!
BTW I wonder how many guys are going to watch this bit and be like I need that Barbie and I need her now. I know if they come up with a Ken doll like that, I am so getting it so my nights won’t be as lonely.
When Mean Tweets first started out on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the celebrities used to be hurt and offended by them. Now, they are having a good laugh over them. At least, the ones in the new batch felt that way. Except for Sarah Paulson, whose bad side I never want to get on.
BTW JKL had that schmuck on tonight who is running for President. I would pay the ABC late night show to have that huge jerk real a whole segment of Mean Tweets about him. Lord knows, there are a lot of them already on Twitter.
For four years, Jimmy Kimmel and John Krasinski have been pranking each other in epic ways. The ABC late night host once wrapped his friend’s house in wrapping paper and turned it into Winter Wonderland. The Office star got his revenge by wrapping up his friend’s car with wrapping paper and filled it up with ornaments.
Well, it is that time of year when they go prank each other again. Krasinski hired a Santa Claus to greet Kimmel at his window. What’s the big deal? Old Saint Nick wasn’t wearing the bottom of his suit. Not only that, he hid a reindeer in Jimmy’s bathroom and he pooped in there. Finally he turned Kimmel’s office into a Christmas dream!
So how did Jimmy get him back? He posted signs all over Los Angeles with Krasinski’s real home address announcing that he is going to have a yard sale this morning at 6a. What happened? Tune into Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 11:30p to find out.
Then tune into the morning news tomorrow to see how John killed Kimmel!
Every year, Jimmy Kimmel Live compiles the best As Seen on TV items that came out over the past 12 months and yesterday he debuted the new list for 2015. I don’t know what people were smoking this year, but they came up with some wacky items that I shockingly want. But no one more than the Face Blanket.
So if there is a person on your list that you have no idea what to get them, there is plenty to chose from above. Who doesn’t want to give their pet edible bubbles? Or a phone case that you can carry around on your middle finger? How much I love the As Seen on TV world!
Late night TV has its own take on Chanukah and yesterday Conan and Jimmy Kimmel Live brought back their Festival of Lights favorites.
After a year off, the Human Centipede Menorah was back and Sarah Silverman lit the fifth candle. Before she lit the candle, she got the menorah all lit up by the feeding the head some greasy Latkes and poopy inducing coffee. That made everyone behind him growl like their stomachs. Because nothing says Chanukah like a bunch of people attached a$$ to head.
Well maybe the Chanucorn, a Gospel Choir and the Dreidel Dog sing it even louder than that. Gary Greenberg brought back Chanukah’s favorite character with a twist, or maybe that was just the Dreidel Dog spinning his way into our hearts.
Either way Chanukah is lot more special this year thanks to late night keeping the holiday alive with characters that future generations can enjoy. When was the last time the Jewish holiday got a much needed up upgrade? Not since the oil stayed lit for 8 whole days and nights. So these two additions are very much appreciated.
It’s a Chanukah miracle!
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they had the cast of The Hateful Eight on the ABC late night show, but Channing Tatum was not able to be there. Not wanting to be left out, he filmed a segment as a substitute. That bit was him saying eight hateful things to a purrfectly cute kitten. The sweet little guy took it until he couldn’t take it anymore, then he showed Magic Mike who is the one with real magic. It was hissterical.
My cat was so pissed off by this, she pissed on my 21 Jump Street DVD. Who pees in a box now?