Just like most iPhone and iPad users, Jimmy Kimmel downloaded iOS 8 yesterday. One of the many new features added to the new operating system is that Shazaam is now included with Siri. So the ABC late night wanted to test it out to see if it worked. It didn’t go as smooth as he thought. In fact, it looks Siri got a upgrade to bitch and over it.
Therefore all those lonely boys who have been using her as their girlfriend, it looks like you will be back to paying for a girlfriend on one of the XXX chatrooms.
That is unless you are willing to dump your iPhone for a Windows one because they have Cortana and she has a sexier voice. Decisions, decisions, decisions.
Last week, U2 gave out their latest album out for free on iPhones all over the world and several people didn’t want it on there. So now, they are trying to figure out how to remove the lemon from their mobiles.
Well have no fear; Fall Out Boy is here to save the day.
So watch the Dance Dance guys show us on Jimmy Kimmel Live how to make U2 dance dance off of your iTunes. It’s as easy as 1-2-3 and poof it’s gone!
Now that I know how to do it, I am going to streets with no name today and do the same thing to help other people rid the CD from their phones. I hope U2 do it.
Morgan Freeman was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host pitched his screenplay to the Oscar winner. Kimmel wrote the movie, with the man who has a Gdly voice in mind for the lead. Only requirements from Freeman is that he is “not playing Gd or a President or doing any narration.” At that point, Kimmel tried to exit the dressing room as fast as possible.
Why? Because the title page reads, “President Gd, Narrated by Morgan Freeman”!
Morgan Freeman even makes dumb a$$ sound sexy. I just adore his voice so much, I can listen to him say anything. Well anything, but Kimmel’s screenplay.
You’d think that saying Hurricane Cristobal wouldn’t be that hard for meteorologists and newscasters, and you’d be wrong. Jimmy Kimmel Live but together a mashup of a bunch of them trying to say it, and it was bad. Well, bad for them and good for us.
Coming up in December, NBC is airing a live version of Peter Pan with a female in the title role. Well ABC wanted to top that so they are putting on Annie in November with a male lead. Who will be belting out The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow? It will be Ed Sheeran. Judging from the preview we got on Jimmy Kimmel Live, I think he will be better than that Oscar nominee who is playing the beloved character on the big screen the following month. What do you think?
We’ve all heard the stories of men trying their baby mama’s breast milk, but I don’t ever remember hearing any Friends trying it out. Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jennifer Aniston and the ABC late night host were talking about how she offered to be in delivery room with his wife, and then she admitted she did something with Molly even he hasn’t done. She’s tried his wife’s breast milk. She says it something women do. I am woman, and I have never wanted to try any my friends or family’s breast milk. Have you? I mean ewwwwwwwww.
I can’t really talk anymore about this because I am feeling nauseated.
You know what will make me feel better? Watching the mini Friends reunion Jimmy Kimmel staged on the show after that admission with Rachel, Monica (Courteney Cox) and Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow). It was actually funnier than the last few seasons of the NBC sitcom. C’mon admit the last few seasons sucked.
While almost every celebrity is riding in a limousine to the Emmys, Jimmy Kimmel and his wife took the subway. So while all those other people are stuck in traffic, the trip for the ABC late night host and Molly Mcnearney was smooth sailing. In a way it is brilliant because it is lot cheaper and a lot less of a headache to travel that way. Although it is the subway. I wonder what made them think of it, maybe they were inspired by Mariah Carey?
Talking about inspiration, Kimmel showed his support to the late great Robin Williams by wearing rainbow colored suspenders just like Mork from Ork.
Jimmy Kimmel went fishing, so he’s been too busy to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge until today.
The ABC late night host decided to turn the challenge on its head, by having the ice poured down on his other head. You know, the one where all his brains used to be before his wife, Molly, and cousin, Mickey, froze them off. After six bags of ice were dumped in his fishing pants along with some hose water, whatever was warm down there is now like Elsa worked her magic on them. So Frozen, he should think of renaming his little friend, Olaf.
Good thing his wife and him just had baby because, I think, after this, it will be their only one.
Finally, of course he challenged Matt Damon to do it. It will be interesting to see if he accepts his nemesis’ challenge just like he accepts being on Jimmy Kimmel Live whenever he asks.
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Kim Kardashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the new dad challenged her to a diaper changing contest. The two of them had to change as many diapers as possible in :90 seconds. I was watching for quality, I was watching for quantity.
I thought that Kim would be better at it because she’s been a mom for over a year, unlike the ABC late night host who’s only been a new dad for a month. But I don’t think she was that good at it. It could be because it was only a doll; but I’ve been watching my friend do it to my adopted niece for the last few months and she is much more organized when she does it.
So do you think Kim changes North West’s diapers or the nanny is one who gets the sh!tty job done?
As I am sure you have heard, California is going through one of the worst droughts in modern history. So what are the water parks in the state supposed to do? Well yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they came up with a solution. I think it looks like it will be just as much fun. As you don’t mind that it is BYOW.