So a lot of people here in LA will try something if it is the new trendy healthy thing. Whether or not they know why it is healthy.
The hottest new trend is cold-pressed juice and Jimmy Kimmel Live wanted to try out an experiment with all of these hip and happening people. He told them they were drinking organic cold-pressed juices, when in reality they were drinking sugary sweets with water like Fun Dip, Tang, melted Creamsicles and Skittles. Did the testers think they were drinking the healthiest drink out there or did they say, “Oh sugar, this is not organic or cold-pressed?” They all fell for the joke. Instead of getting mad about being fooled, they skipped away happily into the organic sunset. That’s because they were on such a sugar high after drinking all of that artificial yummy crap!!!
I think proves sugar makes you happy! Long live sugar.
Channing Tatum was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked him about having an imaginary friend when he was kid. It was then that Magic Mike admitted that he did and his name was Boyd. So Kimmel wanted to know when was the last time he saw his former BFF, and the former stripper said it has been a long time. Then the show had a surprise for him because they brought Boyd out to reunite with his real pal. You can’t even imagine what happens next.
It is so freaking stupid and yet so brilliant at the same time.
But you have to wonder if the JKL has run out of ideas, or they this is the beginning of a new age madness for the show? What do you think?
Jimmy Kimmel Live‘s Cousin Sal loves to torture his co-workers by playing pranks on them. He does things like throwing water on them or dumping buckets of ice on them, so obviously they are afraid of him if they see him coming with camera crew.
Well, yesterday he changed things up and played his greatest prank ever. What did he do? He did nothing. That’s right, absolutely nothing. Even though he had no intention of doing anything to them, they thought that he was.
Watching their reaction to him, shows how freaking brilliant his plan was. So watch the funniest prankless prank to ever happen.
Jimmy Kimmel has wanted to be on The Bachelor for a while now and on Monday he finally got the chance. One of the things he was looking forward to was taking one of those shirtless showers. Instead of doing it alone, he had Chris Soules join him. The two man lathered up and as the rose giver was toweling off the ABC late night host, he couldn’t control his laughter. Can’t same I blame him because I couldn’t control my laughter either.
If I were on a plane and I saw that Sir Patrick Stewart was also on it, then I would pay to sit next to him. That was until yesterday when Jimmy Kimmel Live showed how annoying he is to travel next to. He won’t shut up, eats smelly foods, climbs over you to go to the bathroom, kicks the chair in front of him and claps when the plane the lands. I wouldn’t mind the talking because I could listen to him all day, but his stinky breath would make me want to hurl him out the emergency exit midway through the flight. Which of those offenses would make you want to flush him down the toilet? Hopefully you won’t say chair kicker because I have habit of doing that! Admit it, you are guilty of one of those five. Which one, may I ask?
Late night television has seen some really interesting interviews like the one that David Letterman did with Joaquin Phoenix, but last night’s interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live with Chris Pratt might be the weirdest one of them all. The Parks & Rec star showed up in the ABC late night host’s office, hours before for the show, ready to do his interview. Only thing is, he wasn’t booked to be on the show. So what do you do? If you are Chris Pratt, then you decide to do the interview anyways even though there is no audience around to laugh at your jokes. Even though there was no audience there, he still had Guillermo and the band come into Kimmel’s office to be part of their makeshift show. Once everyone was there, it was time for the interview to start. It was short and sweet, just like Chris Pratt!
So sit back and watch an interview that is unlike any other one you have ever seen on late night.
We know that Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck have something special between them, and now, I think, they have the same hair. Yesterday, when I was watching Jimmy Kimmel Live, I noticed that ABC late night host looked a little different after his time off. I couldn’t place what it was and then I realized he was little more hairier than normal. I am not talking about his vacation beard, I am talking about the hair on the top of his head. It looks like his former (I assuming it is former) lover’s thick wavy black hair. Affleck’s hair is very unique, well at least it used to be, before it appeared on Jimmy’s head too.
Am I who is seeing this or do you see it too?
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife, Molly McNearney, shared this photo of her baby daddy and Howard Stern looking like they are about to share a passionate kiss as their balls dropped, so I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? So do they? It is probably just two men who had too much to drink on New Year’s Eve, but it would be fun to imagine it was something more.
Today is the third day of Chanukah and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live they revealed a little known tradition for the holiday. Have you ever heard of the Hanu-corn or Chanu-corn or Hanu-chorn? Nope? Well, the show’s head writer Gary Greenberg introduced him to the world and now we have a whole new reason to celebrate the Jewish Christmas. If the Hanu-corn is not enough for you, the Dreidel Dog also made his debut. He spins around and around until he throws up all over your carpet. That is when you find out where all that Chanukah Gelt and Potato Latkes disappeared to for eight straight nights!
Jimmy Kimmel Live complied a bunch of the rarer As Seen on TV products into one montage, just in case you needed some ideas of what to get for that person in your life who has everything. Who doesn’t need a stuffed animal that is also a fish tank? Or a full crotch condom because who wants to bump uglies and actually find themselves touching skin? What about giving them a picture of your face so that they can put on top of theirs when they are listening to music? These are all must haves and whatever money I have left after the holiday, I will be spending on December 26th so I can add these to my collection. That is unless you want to buy it for me for Christmas?