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Bill Murray rode into Jimmy Kimmel Live on his high horse!
March 20th, 2015 under Bill Murray, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: 1 ]

Bill Murray knows how to make a late night entrance and, I reckon, he made one that Jimmy Kimmel Live won’t soon forget. The actor came out on a horse wearing cowgirl attire and it was the grandest entrance the ABC show has seen.
You what the biggest lesson we got from this, who knew Bill Murray had such sexy legs? Hubba hubba!

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Will Kanye West be part of President Obama’s next Mean Tweets?
March 13th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel, Kanye West, Politics. [ Comments: none ]

President Barack Obama was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host had him read some Mean Tweets that were written about him.
Missing from those Tweets was Kanye West, but come the next edition he might be part of it. Why? When Kimmel asked him if it is true that the President called Mr Kim Kardashian on his home phone, Obama said, “I’ve met Kanye twice. The first time when I was a Senator. He was with his mom and he’d just gotten big. He was from Chicago. They wanted to meet. He was very soft spoken, very gracious.” Kimmel interrupted him and said, “That sounds like him.” To which the President responded with, “He was a young guy. He hadn’t quite come into his own.”
Then the Commander-in-Chief went back to answering the question, “About six months ago, he came to an event. Look, I love his music. He’s incredibly creative. I don’t think I have his home number.”
Kanye is not going to like that the President of the United States called him out for lying. How much so? We will just have to tune into JKL next Friday, when the rapper is a guest on the show from Austin, Tx.
If you missed President Obama reading Mean Tweets, then click here!

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Liam Neeson should read all bedtime stories!
March 12th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

I used to think that Samuel L Jackson was the best reader for story time, but now I think that title goes to Liam Neeson. Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the Taken star read the children’s classic Five Little Monkeys and it will never be the same. He brought a truth to it that toddlers should know about.
You know what, I think it will be fun to have him read all the sweet little nursery tales to bad little kids. In fact, next week when I am babysitting, if the girl acts up, I am going to play her this video. Let’s see if it works.
Before you call child services, she isn’t even 18 months old; so she won’t even know what he is saying.

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The American Idol judges judge Peeps Milk!
March 11th, 2015 under American Idol 9+, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: 1 ]

Last week Prairie Farms announced that they came out with three flavors of Peeps Milk for Easter and yesterday Jimmy Kimmel Live had the American Idol judges try it. Harry Connick Jr was the first one to give it a go and he got the chocolate marshmallow flavor. Next up was Keith Urban who likes his eggnog. Finally, even though Jennifer Lopez resisted it as first, she agreed to give the plain old marshmallow a try. All three judges downed their glasses of sweet, sugar-filled milk and declared “It’s going to Hollywood.” Hopefully, the evil people at Prairie Farms will hear them because the circus in a glass,” is currently not available outside the Midwest. Nothing good ever comes to Los Angeles!
Before the judges tried the heavenly drink, Jimmy had some great one liners to describe it. They are, “It tastes like what I imagine what it would taste like to be breastfed by a mother clown,” and “I will say this, the reason that they sell this for Easter, is when you drink it you are like Jesus.” Amen!

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Jimmy Kimmel’s rant against anti-vaxxers is awesome!
February 27th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

As someone who lives in LA and has friends with babies that are too young to get some of their vaccinations, I am sick of these parents who don’t vaccinate their kids. Jimmy Kimmel is one of those parents whose daughter is too young to get the Measles vaccine, a virus that is currently spreading through LA and the country, and he made his voice heard to those people who are putting his baby at risk. Listen to what he has to say to those people who would rather listen to a Playboy model than a doctor and tell me whose side you are on.
As someone who never had the chickenpox, I am glad that there is a vaccine I can take so I don’t get it. I am protecting myself and other people, why can’t these parents do the same?

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The things Bella Thorne can do with her mouth!
February 25th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Bella Thorne was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told the ABC late night host that she prefers spicy food to sweets. He then asked her if it was true that she eats an onion like an apple. She told him that it was and he wanted to see her do it. After she took a big bite like it was no problem, he decided to do the same. Once it was in his mouth, he realized that was a really bad idea.
I admire the Blended actress for being able to that because there is no way I could. Could you?

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Will Smith tells David Letterman he has some ‘Negro inside’ of him.
February 19th, 2015 under David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]

Will Smith knows how to make an entrance and yesterday he got The Late Show crowd going when he walked out. Before he even sat down, he grabbed the mic and sang his hit Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It. The audience did their best to jam along with him, but they were way too white. Either way, it got them clapping.
When he finally sat down, he told the CBS late night host that rap was for him. To which Letterman told him that he can’t do that. Smith responded by telling him, “No, no, you can…You can, Dave. It’s in you. There’s a Negro inside of you. Dave.” As soon as Letterman heard that, he had this big a$$ smile on his face and said, “Wow! Wow! That’s the best news I have had in years. I gotta run home and surprise the wife!” After that, Smith completely lost it like I’ve never seen him lose it.
When it comes to the white audience, maybe they can use the app that Jimmy Kimmel and Anthony Anderson introduced on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday called brothr.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s book clubbers don’t know who Oprah Winfrey is!
February 5th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Kimmel wanted to be part of a book club, but he doesn’t have time to read those long novels that most of those members read. Then he came up with a brilliant idea, why not start one with kids and read children’s books? That is exactly what he did. The first book on the list was Goodnight Moon and they knew all by heart. When it comes to meaning of it, that is completely different story.
The one story that we can all take away from this, is that this too cute for words in a book!

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The Gronk reads from the Erotica FanFiction about him!
February 3rd, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked the Tight End to read from the fanfiction book that is about him. For a second the Super Bowl player was hesitant to do so, but then he agreed to read from A Gronking to Remember.
He did all of this with his poor mom in the audience and I am sure she will never be the same. Neither will we be because he mm put the erotic in erotica. You know what I mean. He was hot as he made the words in that book come to life.
And now after hearing him read those sexy words, I am off to write some FanFic about him. Don’t judge, I know you are tempted to do the same!

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Jimmy Kimmel Live solves Deflategate
January 30th, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

If you are a fan of (American) football, then you want to know who deflated the New England Patriots’ balls during the final playoffs game. Jimmy Kimmel Live did some investigating and he solved the crime. He was able to find out that Tom Brady is innocent and that Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Chris Evans, Steven Tyler, Eli Roth, Dicky Barrett and Bill Simmons are not.
The only one I think that is innocent in that group is Jason Bourne. I think that the ABC late night host set him to take the blame. That is just something he would do to make his arch-nemesis look guilty. Don’t you agree?
No matter whose at fault or what motives they had, this confessional was wicked good. Go Pats!

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