We all know that the Republican party is the White party, and not the type that is thrown in Palm Springs or at P Diddy’s house. How White is it? Jimmy Kimmel Live did a compilation of people dancing at the Republican National Convention and rhythm is one of the many things they don’t have.
But at least we have another reason to laugh at them. In fact, even our laughing at them is more on beat then they will ever be.
A few weeks ago, PornHub.com introduced Described Video on their site. Basically, they narrate p0rn for the visually impaired so they can experience it too.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel Live liked the idea so much that they asked people on Hollywood Boulevard to narrate a pornographic scene. How did it go? It won’t get anyone who listens to it scream in excitement, but it will make them laugh out loud. You will be yelling out, yes, yes, yes and oh Gd, but not in the way they intended.
BTW does anyone know how to get a job narrating p0rn! I seriously want to do that.
Ever since we saw Zac Efron with the awful blondish hairdo, we have been trying to find out why he did that to himself. Yesterday, when he was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night host asked him if he was starring in the Vanilla Ice biopic. Close, it is Florida related. He dyed his hair for Baywatch and kept it that way in case they wanted to do any reshoots. After two months of waiting, the producers told him they wouldn’t be doing that until next year. When his Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates co-star Adam DeVine heard that, he suggest it cut it off as soon as possible.
As of now, he still has the highlights. But hopefully he will chop them off or dye it back ASAP because that look is so bad on him. As bad as most of his films.
Jimmy Kimmel likes to ruin holidays more than the greeting card industry and once again he went after Father’s Day. He told their offspring to play catch with their dads. But, not like how the sperm donors preferred to play the game. Instead the kids threw objects at their daddies and then told them catch. They pitched balls, cakes, water, tampons, poop and so much more. How did their pops react? Let’s just say they popped their stacks. Another Father’s Day down the drain thanks to the ABC host.
At least this is better getting an ugly tie or stinky cologne. Or maybe not.
To see more videos of kids torturing their dads, then click here.
Ice Cube might have done some movies and TV shows for kids, but his music is so not kid friendly. That all changed because he just released Kidz Bop Hip Hop. Basically him and a few other Hip Hop stars reworked their songs and made them appropriate for the under 10s.
The songs on the CD are Cube’s It Was a Good Day, Lil’ Jon’s Get Low, Ty Dolla $ign’s Paranoid, A$AP Rocky’s F*cking Problems, Big Sean’s I Don’t F*ck with You and a special surprise. Well those are the original titles of them, but, like I said, they all got a G-rated makeover. One that is so pimpin’, it will make you run out and buy that album for your kids.
You’ll see what I mean when you watch the promo that aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and you hear the updated tunes that your preschooler will be singing nonstop.
Megan Fox was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and she revealed that she was in her second trimester when she was on the show back in mid-February. So that means she is probably further along than we all thought. Meaning she is at least over 7 and a half months pregnant.
What has she done since the last time she was on the ABC talk show? She moved because her unborn child told her to since they don’t want to be raised where they were living. Which gives a whole new meaning to following your gut.
How does her husband Brian Austin Green feel about moving? He’s OK with it because she has made plenty of good calls in the past.
Not only does she listen to baby #3, she also listens to her sons Noah Shannon and Bodhi Ransom Green.
If it has proven to work well for her, great. I wouldn’t move because my child told me to, especially because they had a really nice house.
A few years ago, Jimmy Kimmel’s nephew Wesley tried to find love on The Baby Bachelor and he did with Kimmel’s BFF’s daughter. Now it is time for awwwwwwdorable 4 year old Bianca to find her Mr Right. She will have plenty of boys to chose from, although it is evident that there is already a front runner. His name is Alex and the 39 month old came riding in on a black horse aka a motorcycle. Manny, 37 months, might be a close runner up, but maybe not.
It is so frustrating not knowing who she is going to give that sweet candy ring to, who she is going to give a timeout to and so on. I feel like JoJo Fletcher watching herself on The Bachelorette. Hopefully at the end of this journey, both of them will find their Prince Charmings. And one of them will be nice enough to give me one of their leftovers. Scratch that, I only want Flecther’s leftovers. I am not picky because it is slim pickings here in LA.
Back to Bianca, I can’t wait for the next episode of The Baby Bachlorette. My whole life now revolves her finding her soul mate.
Believe it or not Bryan Cranston is 60 years old and he wants to have a Super Sweet 60!
Since he still lives with his parents, they offered to help him out. But they don’t want him to go over budget. Which is understandable because along with his party planner Jimmy and Guillermo they are going to spend, spend and spend some more.
Once everything is in place it is time for the Lion King of all parties! A Super Sweet 60 no one forget, although some people don’t want to remember it.
In all seriousness, it is nice to see Jimmy Kimmel Live get back to the viral video roots. If you think about it, he is the one that made late night go viral. He just got overshadowed by the other Jimmy and James.
Back to this Jimmy, I wonder if that is his real hairline? What do you think?
Dax Shepard and his wife Kristen Bell have 2 girls under 3 and the two of them decided that they don’t want any more kids. After 10 days of not feeling well, Bell was convinced that she was pregnant again. When the test proved that she wasn’t, her husband decided he didn’t want go through that again. What did he do?
He told Jimmy Kimmel, she had the scare on Tuesday, he flew back to LA on Wednesday and on Thursday morning he had a vasectomy. His Mrs wasn’t happy at the time that he got it done so quickly, but now I am sure they are loving the worry free sex they are having.
Something he now knows he can have, but he had to wait three weeks to find out if that was the case after he got snippped. You see, three weeks after a man gets fixed, they have to get a sample of their sperm tested to see if the surgery worked. The place that he went to didn’t have a masturbation room, so he had to bring a sample with him and it had to be done within two hours. He had an appointment in Beverly Hills at 5p and a meeting earlier in the day in Burbank. He thought he could get out of that meeting at 3p, do the deed and make it over the hill in time. Anyone who has had to travel from Burbank to Beverly Hills can tell you after 330p, expect it to take at least an hour and that is if you are lucky. Lucky he wasn’t because his meeting went until 445p and he didn’t have time to hit it before he hit the road. What did he do? He took a windy road called Laurel Canyon to get there; and while he was stuck in traffic he was able to give his sample. Now I have to wonder if he did it with himself while he was going up the hill or cuming down it? I am thinking he started it when it was up and filled it up when he was going down.
In his defense, if you have ever been stuck on that road, then you know there are a lot of things you can do while you are in traffic jam. Now there is one more thing you can add to the list and that is to masturbate! The things you learn from celebrities is endless.
When it comes to if he Bell and him are going to be able to have more children, they are not. The snip snip worked!
Jimmy Kimmel Live added a new segment to the show yesterday called “Which Celebrity’s Parents Are These?” and it was fun trying to guess them before he did. The ABC host asked them a lot of questions and got nothing that would helped him guess who they are. But he wasn’t listening to them. Had he paid more attention to their laughs, then he would’ve know that they are Seth Rogen’s mom and dad because he has a combination of their laughs. When it comes to looks, the actor looks a lot like his dad.
If you didn’t know who their son was, would you have you guessed it was The Rogens? If it wasn’t for their laughs, I never would’ve know because they seem so normal. Or should I say so different than what you would expect his parents to be like.
Now when it comes to Sandy and Mark Rogen, they are like the cutest couple. They seem to be the perfect parents you never knew you wanted until you met them.