Miley Cyrus was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she didn’t wear a shirt. Instead, she wore some pasties on her t!ts to cover up her nipples. Since the ABC late night host is a man, he couldn’t help to comment about that fact and she couldn’t help but to talk about them. So much so, she said nipples and t!ts 9 teams each in less than 7 minutes on broadcast television.
If this is what the VMAs are going to be like, I think I will skip them. Actually, I wasn’t planning on watching them, are you?
We know that there are a lot of humans who seem to do whatever Donald Trump tells them to do, but will dogs do the same? Jimmy Kimmel Live did an experiment and he played the video from the Presidential candidate’s Iowa press conference of him saying sit down over and over again for four four legged friends. How many obeyed him? The answer is 3 out of the four did, and they were also the 3 white dogs. The one brown puppy who didn’t listen was taken away and never heard from again.
Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to do a little experiment by having the Hollywood Boulevard Spongebob Squarepants fall on to the ground and see how long it would take for someone to pick him up. You would think it would be a matter of a seconds and you would be off by several minutes. That’s right, it took almost 7 minutes before someone helped him up, even though he pleaded for help. That is so sad, but, let’s be honest, Spongeob is really annoying, so I’d leave him there too.
Halle Berry was on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night and she revealed that she has never had a birthday party. When the ABC late night host asked her even as a kid, she said she didn’t remember having one. That is the saddest thing I have heard. Birthday parties are awesome, everyone loves them no matter how old they get.
Now if you think that maybe you can rectify her situation, you are wrong. Her friends tried to throw her a surprise one, but she found about it. When it came time for the party, she didn’t show up. So she remains birthday partyless.
Thankfully for her kids, they get to have parties. Just ones that are not as lavish as the ones the other stars’ kids get to have.
Kelly Clarkson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late show gave her an assignment to do. They asked her to sing Tinder profiles. As we know, the original American Idol has an amazing way of making covers her own, and now we are learning she can do the same with dating profiles. Heck, she is so good, I even want to date the guy with the foot fetish.
I wonder how much it would cost to have her sing my dating profile because I need all the help I can get. I just wish my cat didn’t freak out when she heard Clarkson’s high notes.
Josh Groban has his loyal fans and I am sure that many of the Grobanites want to sleep with him. Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live he gave them a reason to change their minds. Why? The singer admitted that he talks in his sleep. If he sang in his sleep, then I would say it would be worth it. But sounding like Shia LaBeouf in the Transformers movies makes me say, “No! No! No! No! No! No!” What does it make you say?
Last night’s appearance wasn’t only about him revealing what he does in bed, he also sang the Tweets of Donald Trump. While part of me loved what he did with them, the other part of me hated what he did with them. It almost makes me like The Donald and that is a very bad thing.
Rick Springfield is promoting his new movie Ricki and the Flash, and yesterday he talked about it on Jimmy Kimmel Live. To make his appearance more interesting, he brought along some never before seen video. That video was a band rehearsal he did in 1980 for the biggest song of his career, Jessie’s Girl. Before it was a huge hit, it was in the development phase.
You get to see him perform the song with his band for the first time, and we finally find out who that song was written about.
So if you are like me and have wanted to know who is Jessie’s Girl, well now we know. Did that revelation make you Bop ‘Til You Drop or do you wish he was going to love somebody else?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe picked her bachelor on The Bachlorette yesterday and that means she is going to get married. What does every bride need? She needs a wedding gown and Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo took her dress shopping.
Which of course was an interesting experience to say the least. When the saleslady said to Kaitlyn, “We have different colors. Are you thinking a non-traditional color?” The ABC late night host stopped her and said, “Hold on, can I just interrupt for a second? I think that’s very rude, have you been watching the show? Is that why you told her she can’t wear white dress?” He of course was referring to her sleeping with Nick and then choosing another man to be her fiance’.
But let’s move past that since Sean B did. She tried on a few dresses and then the men tried on a few bridesmaids dresses. In fact, Kimmel put on Kaitlyn’s leather leggins. He was able to get into them, but not out of them. Good thing Guillermo was there to get him out of them. Is it just me or does it feel like that wasn’t the first time they got themselves into that situation.
Back to Kaitlyn, good thing she found a dress because I don’t think that leggins will ever fit her again.
I think of Apple as a cult. As in, they come up with something new and people will buy it. They might not need the newest version of the iPhone, the iPad, the iPod, the iWatch or whatever else they come up with, but they have to have it no matter how much it costs.
Yesterday, Apple released a music subscription service for $9.99 month and people subscribed because it is Apple’s new product.
Well, it isn’t. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they debuted the hottest, new, must-have from Apple and it will only cost you $20 a month. What is it? They don’t know, they just want your money. And you know what, people who are part of the iCult, have already starting sending in their dinero. Have you?
Last week the Supreme Court made Same-Sex Marriage legal all over the United States and several people wondered how do you explain it to the kids. So Jimmy Kimmel Live went out on to the streets of Hollywood and asked kids if they know what gay marriage is. Not only do they know what it is, they don’t care. They think that everyone should get married if they want to.
What makes this video so precious is when the interviewer asked them why people should get married and if they plan on tying the knot some day. Watch the segment all the way through because the last kid is going to grow up to be a great divorce lawyer or the World’s Best Husband! You tell me.