We know that Chris Hardwick is the Nerdist, and turns out he lost his virginity in the Nerdist way. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, it was revealed that he gave his V-Card to a blowup doll in high school. The ABC late night talk show was so infatuated with this fact that they reunited him Emily. It was a reunion so hot, I don’t know if it should’ve been shown before @midnight.
Earlier this week, the new trailer for Jason Bourne came out. Yesterday, Jimmy Kimmel reworked to make it more to his liking. The action movie is now about comedy about called Bourne Loser. I don’t know about you, but I prefer the Jimmy Kimmel Live version!
Pot is becoming more mainstream, but can you imagine your mom or anyone’s mom smoking it? Jimmy Kimmel Live imagined just that scenario with this ad and I think they got their hands on a bad bash. Because that was one trip.
Last week the first trailer came out for Bridget Jones’ Baby and Batman vs Superman was released in the theaters. Jimmy Kimmel Live thought it would be brilliant to combine the two for one Batastic trailer. You know what it is so super, I wish someone would actually make Batman & Superman vs Bridget Jones. Don’t you?
If you are like Jimmy Kimmel, then you watch a lot of daytime cable news. If you are like me, then you watch a lot of oldies but goodies TV show channels. No matter which one of us you are like, then you have seen a lot of commercials with older celebrities like Cindy Williams, Henry Winkler and Alex Trebek to name a few.
Well the ABC late night host wanted to know what he would look like in those future ads, so he created one. He is the new spokesperson for First Nationwide Providence. You know what, he is a lot hotter in 10 years than he is now. He should go grey, get the eye lift and put on that wig because with all of that, he makes me want to go all First Nationwide Providence on him. Since he doesn’t know what that means, neither do I!
Harrison Ford was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday to promote the home video version of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and the ABC late night host wanted to know if it’s true that he has been trying to get Hans Solo killed off for 30 years. The actor admitted that he finally wore them down and that is why his character met his ultimate fate.
Will he back for the last two Star Wars movies? He wouldn’t say.
Then Kimmel wanted to know if he was surprised that his death remained a secret until the film came out. Ford told him, “It is pretty amazing actually. That people, sort of, respected fellow audience members, to the extent that it didn’t get around. It was fantastic.” Then he added, “I think they knew I would show up at their house and beat the sh!t out of them.”
On that note, he also talked about putting on his fedora for a 5th time to play Indiana Jones. When asked if that character would meet the same fate, he was just as tight lipped as he was about whether he would be back for any more Star Wars movies. So we don’t know just yet.
BTW when it comes to Hans Solo’s death, someone spoiled it for me opening weekend and that is a part of the reason why I still haven’t the biggest movie ever released in America. Just don’t tell Ford because I don’t want him beating the sh!t out of the sweet young innocent girl who told me. She doesn’t understand what a spoiler is, so I can’t wait to ruin Bambi, The Lion King and Old Yeller for her.
Gal Gadot is the newest person to play Wonder Woman, and she just started doing press to promote the role since Batman vs Superman is coming out on Friday. Yesterday, she was talking about it on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the ABC late night host told her that he is a comic book nerd. She then asked him, “What do you about my breast?” What else could he do but stumble, blush and say, “What?”
She told him that she was joking, but then explained that they were a big topic to that community. Why? Because hers are much smaller than the comic book version and Lynda Carter’s. Her question then makes sense, but it is more fun when it doesn’t.
I am not a comic book nerd and don’t care that her boobs are smaller, my problem is with the dark costume they created for her. It is not the Wonder Woman I know. Instead of going to see the movie, I will watch the ’70s series on Me TV! I prefer it over this new crap that is coming out on the big screen these days. I stopped watching Superman after only 20 minutes and have no intention to see this very very very long film.
Viola Davis was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told him that she has bad knees. The ABC late night host then asked her if that is the related the sex scene she filmed with Billy Brown. When Brown was on the talk show, he revealed that he injured his onscreen lover during their intimate moment.
The How to Get Away with Murder star told him that she injured a different body part during that tryst. She decided to go for that moment, even after the director instructed her co-star to throw their passion to wall. But in TV land that wall is being held by 6 men and her back couldn’t handle it.
Neither could her husband, so she still hasn’t told him how she hurt her back.
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Before Tom Cruise was married to Naomi Watts BFF Nicole Kidman, she turned down a date with him to eat a Tom’s Meats’ Roast Lamb. How awwwwdorble was the 20 year old in that 1989 movie?
Back in January, Will Forte debuted a new look, the whole right side of his head was shaved and the left side was not. People wondered what was up with that horrible look and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live he explained that it was for his Fox show The Last Man on Earth. He didn’t say why, just confirmed that it was.
Then the ABC late night host asked what it was like being in public looking like that. He got a lot of strange stares, but the most awkward time was when he attended his friend’s father’s memorial service. The family was nice to him, but still he felt weird going there looking like that. Thankfully, the show is done taping, and the left side of his face matches the right one once again.
But you have to wonder, why if he created the show, he let them do that to him. Although knowing him, he probably came up with the idea and it sounded really good on paper. In the mirror, it was a whole other story.
BTW if Forte has some time on his hands, maybe he can give this kid some advice on how to deal with a head that is half shaved. Poor kid. Although, you know what, the toddler did a really good job with the razor. He could totally have a career as a barber when he grows up, if he wants to do it.