via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Meghan Trainor’s song All About That Bass has been remade as All About That Baste by a family to make it appropriate for Thanksgiving. Well, I guess it struck a chord with her because she just released an album full of Thanksgiving Carols! That’s right, you can hear songs like My Flight Got Cancelled in Denver and I’m Not Bringing Leftovers on the Plane, Mom. These are great songs to sing while you are stuck in the airport waiting for your delayed flight or while you sit in traffic to get to your Aunt’s house that you really hate to eat her drier than dry turkey. What more can you ask for on Thanksgiving? Nothing! Now you really have something to be thankful for this Turkey Day!
So run out to Walgreens and get you copy now before they are all sold out. I am going to get mine for my 10 minute drive (with traffic) to my framily’s house!
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she brought a friend with her. So the ABC late night host had Rachel and Lisa Kudrow take part in Celebrity Curse-Off and they say a lot of words they couldn’t say on Friends. Words my Bronx ears have never heard before and they don’t know how to handle it. Although my mouth can’t wait to use them at my Thanksgiving meal with Framily, and I bet you will dream about using them too on Thursday.
Jimmy Kimmel Live came up with an invention that will make plowing snow fun for the man in your life. They took her infamous naked butt photo, blew up and put it on a snow blower. They placed the blower through her a$$hole and let the snow spew out.
Only problem was when they were doing the demonstration, the snow got stuck. So one of the workers had to stick his hand in to unjam it. And I am sure that isn’t the first time Kim’s butt has had a hand in it? And I am sure that it also isn’t the first time her a$$ has white stuff coming out of it? Ba da dump!
It has been a while since Jimmy Kimmel Live has done Celebrity Mean Tweets, and good things come to those who wait! Today the ABC late night show released a new version of the popular segment and it might be the best one yet.
The latest edition includes Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, Lisa Kudrow and Adam Sandler. The only mean thing I can say about it, is that the Tweet about Gwyneth wasn’t mean enough!
Jimmy Kimmel has convinced parents to tell their kids they ate all of their Halloween candy, the next day. He painted his sweet and loving Aunt Chippy’s house bright orange and green. He has made fun of the extremely talented Matt Damon for more times than we can count. As bad as all of those things are, he never did anything mean to me until this week. He made a mock commercial for the McRib sandwich; and just as the guy was going to take a bite, it would disappear. If you are like me and you love the McRib, then seeing it being taken away is very hard to watch and brings up a lot of sad emotions. It is bad enough that McDonald’s takes it away from me every year, now the ABC late show has to do the same thing.
This video was so traumatic for me that today was the first day I was strong enough to post about it without crying uncontrollably.
Why can’t the McRib be with us all year long? WHY???
Jim Carrey was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. Before he started his interview on the ABC late night show, he gave a man and a woman his Dumber and Dumber Lloyd Bowl Cut on Hollywood Blvd. The first one turned out better than the second one, but he definitely left his mark on her head.
You know if this acting thing doesn’t work out for him, I don’t think he has a future as a barber. Do you?
Christoph Waltz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host how much he loves Sesame Street. But when he described the show, it didn’t sound like the one that you and I grew up on. So Kimmel asked him if he knew the theme song; and when the Inglourious Basterd said he did, Jimmy asked him to sing it. Then the newest horrible boss, stood up and sang the happy tune as he knows it. Although his version is much darker and more depressing than the one we have been hearing since infancy. It actually brought tears to my eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, and that is why he has two Oscars to him name in just the last five years. Bravo! Bravo!
Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on The Late Late Show yesterday and the ABC late night host finally got it out of the CBS late night host why he is leaving the show. Basically, Craig Ferguson has had enough and felt it was time to move on. Something Kimmel couldn’t understand at first; but then he remembered when he was doing The Man Show and wasn’t excited to see naked ladies at the Playboy Mansion and realized it was time to move on. On that note, Kimmel also talked about his penis being his prized possession. And on that note, Jimmy tried to buy Craig’s prized possessions, Geoff Petersen and Secretariat, but Ferguson said they are coming with him. Although, if the Robot sidekick had his way, he would switch late night shows. I am going to miss him, maybe Craig can lend him out when Guillermo is on vacation?
Another thing Kimmel interrogated Ferguson about, is why does he rip up the index cards at the start of each interview? Basically, he doesn’t know why.
All in all, it was a great chat between two awesome late night hosts.
While adults gets serious about their costumes for Halloweens, kids are all about the candy. So what would happen if their parents told them they ate it all the next morning? Once again, Jimmy Kimmel Live found out. There were a lot of tears, threats, fits and cussing, but there was also some sweet moments when the children forgave their parents. Thankfully, this year there were a lot more of those. Make sure to watch it all the way through because they saved the best for last. Those are my future kids, and seeing it now is helping me prepare for them.
BTW I could not do this prank on the girls I went Trick or Treating with because they are giving their candy to the troops. So if you have some candy left over, why don’t you do the same.