Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Guillermo made the Guinness Book of World Records for wearing the Most Ugly Christmas Sweaters at one time. That number is 25 and by the 18th one, things turned ugly for the ABC late night sidekick. The normally happy guy was anything but buried under all of that cotton and wool and whatever else goes into making those wearing works of arts.
After the 24th sweater was managed to be put on him, it was time for the final one to be placed on him on the stage. He could barely move his upper and looked like a colorful mummy all wrapped up like that.
The best moment of the night came after Jimmy Kimmel laughed at him. Guillermo told him, “Can I tell you something? You don’t pay me enough for this sh!t!” The security guard normally grins and bear it, but this challenge proved too much for the cutest guy in late night. You can’t blame him, think how hot you are in just one sweater. Now imagine that feeling with 25 of them over your torso. It would literally make you hot under the collar…and every where else.
On a positive note, this is the second time he has been in Guinness’ book. The first time was back in April 2008 when he wore 100 pairs of underwear simultaneously. What will Jimmy Kimmel do to him next? Most socks? Most T-shirts? Most pants? Most necklaces? I guess we will have to wait to find out. That is if Guillermo is willing to do something like this again.
For the last few years, Jimmy Kimmel has been pranking his friends and neighbors, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, and this year they got him back good. Not once, not twice but three times.
Last year, the ABC late night host thought he got them good when he covered their whole house with wrapping paper, but they found a way to top that. The couple wrapped his car in wrapping paper and filled the whole inside with Christmas ornaments. Thinking he was done for the year, he was surprised when he went out the next night to find his car in the same condition. This time though instead of ornaments, there were Christmas Carolers in it. Mistakenly he thought he was once again done with the pranks for the year, but he was wrong. Emily Blunt was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and her husband and her one more prank in them. Once again they wrapped his car up, but this time Krasinski dressed up as Santa Claus and drove it with the paper on top. Let’s just say, the third time was a charm and a game ender because he crashed it several times. All while Kimmel watched his car be destroyed.
Tune in next year to see how he gets them back. That is if he can wait that long for revenge, which I don’t think he will be able to. Do you?
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live he aired the 2nd version of Naughty and Nice and this time the kids weren’t having it. As soon as the brother and sister sat down, they were asking Guillermo and the ABC late night host about the strange ears they have and the costumes they were wearing. Kimmel tried to explain that they were elves who worked for Santa Claus, but the little tykes were not impressed. Then it just went more awry from that moment on. Basically, Jimmy had no control over what was happening and because of that this segment was a nice treat for us and naughty nightmare for the new dad.
Seriously, how awwwwdorable are these two little kids? They need their own show tormenting adults with all of their questions.
If you are one of those people who likes to dress your pet up for Christmas, well that want to Bah Humbug that. So much so that they released a PSA about it to Jimmy Kimmel Live.
So if you don’t want a their version of a lump of coal in your stocking, don’t put a costume on them.
If you are like me, then you are upset that Paul Rosolie was not Eaten Alive by an anaconda on Sunday. Well, yesterday Jimmy Kimmel confronted him on his ABC show, and said to him, “Don’t you agree that in order to make this up to us you should be eaten by another animal?” The man who had his helmet in a snake’s mouth said, “I think I owe it to the people of Planet Earth to get eaten by something.” So let’s start a petition to name another animal that he should be eaten alive by for his next Discovery special. What should it be?
Ryan Seacrest was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host wanted to see if the hardest working man in Hollywood could sit still for a minute. The good news, is that yes he can. The bad news, is that once he stops he stops. The American Idol host went into such a deep relaxation he couldn’t couldn’t come out of it.
So that means ABC is looking for someone new to host New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Fox needs someone to take over American Idol’s hosting duties. And the best news of all, is that we can finally get rid of all the Kardashian shows on E!. Quick do it before he is conscious again!
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo dressed up as Elves, so that they could help out Santa. You see, they had the kids write letters to Old Saint Nick to tell him what they want for Christmas. When they were done, the tykes were brought in to a room to talk to his Elves. What the children didn’t know is that the Elves were going to go over if they were naughty and/or nice. The first victim, I mean kid, was Ryan. She is a sweet little girl who is really nice, but her sister Riley is not. At least that is what the sweet child said so that she could get a lot more gifts than her sister under the tree this year.
Now we don’t if Riley is as bad as she says because she wasn’t there to defend herself. But either way, after watching how Ryan sold her out, I think Riley is in the right. I mean, how can she rat out her sister like that? Poor Riley. Although Ryan is so awwwdorable, how can Santa not give her the over 100 toys she is asking for. Right?
The Killers have been a big part of Jimmy Kimmel Live since the ABC late night show started out. Well, the band decided to give him a little early holiday present and asked him if he wanted to record their Christmas Carol with them this year.
So they all got together and collaborated to create a new Christmas Classic called Joel the Lump of Coal. So listen to the song that you will be singing nonstop from today until December 26th!
And if you love it as much as I do, then you will want to download the song. It is available on iTunes for just $1.29 and proceeds from the holiday tune are being donated to (RED). It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Meghan Trainor’s song All About That Bass has been remade as All About That Baste by a family to make it appropriate for Thanksgiving. Well, I guess it struck a chord with her because she just released an album full of Thanksgiving Carols! That’s right, you can hear songs like My Flight Got Cancelled in Denver and I’m Not Bringing Leftovers on the Plane, Mom. These are great songs to sing while you are stuck in the airport waiting for your delayed flight or while you sit in traffic to get to your Aunt’s house that you really hate to eat her drier than dry turkey. What more can you ask for on Thanksgiving? Nothing! Now you really have something to be thankful for this Turkey Day!
So run out to Walgreens and get you copy now before they are all sold out. I am going to get mine for my 10 minute drive (with traffic) to my framily’s house!
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she brought a friend with her. So the ABC late night host had Rachel and Lisa Kudrow take part in Celebrity Curse-Off and they say a lot of words they couldn’t say on Friends. Words my Bronx ears have never heard before and they don’t know how to handle it. Although my mouth can’t wait to use them at my Thanksgiving meal with Framily, and I bet you will dream about using them too on Thursday.