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What if Winnie the Pooh was Darth Vader?
April 7th, 2014 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that James Earl Jones’ deep distinctive voice is the one we hear behind Darth Vader’s black mask, but what if it was Winnie the Pooh’s voice we heard? Well, now if you press play and close your eyes, you will find out because Jim Cummings, the man behind the lovable bear, read Anakin Skywalker’s lines in the voice we know him for. Let’s just say, it is so not the same. I can’t even fathom him saying, “No, I am your father,” like that. It would totally not have the same haunting effect that it had in Return of the Jedi.
What other infamous voices would you like to hear as Darth Vader’s?


Princess Leia has a (choke) hold on Captain Kirk!
December 31st, 2013 under Star Trek, Star Wars, William Shatner. [ Comments: none ]

For years, star Carrie Fisher and star William Shatner have been having their wars and now it looks like that long trek is over.
Captain Kirk Tweeted the above photo and said “The mighty @CarrieFFisher heroine to many But when I went to lunch with her she tried to choke me” Then a short time afterwards Princess Leia Tweeted the below picture and said, “We made up after I killed him.”
So if Princess Leia and Captain Kirk can be friends and J.J. Abrams can direct Star Trek and Star Wars, then why can’t we get a Star Wars Trek crossover movie? They both take place in space, one in a galaxy far far away and the other one to boldy go where no man has gone before. So why can’t the Enterprise boldy go to that far far away galaxy? C’mon Disney and Paramount, let’s make this happen. It will be bigger than Batman vs Superman and X-Men vs The Fantastic Four. Who’s with me???
But seriously, who else is happy that these two finally worked things out and that we got this sweet picture out of it!


The camera force is with Darth Vader!
December 2nd, 2013 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

If the best thing to come out of Disney buying Star Wars is Darth Vader posting a selfie on Instagram, then I am OK with whatever they do next. Oh, and the purchase!


R2D2 is confirmed for Star Wars VII
November 14th, 2013 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Bad Robot Tweeted the first photo from Star Wars VII’s workshop and we got to see the first actor who will be returning to the film franchise. It isn’t Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford or Carrie Fisher, but it is R2D2. I have to say I am OK with that as long as C-3P0 joins him because they come as a pair.


How far will Samuel L Jackson go to be in the news Star Wars movie?
November 13th, 2013 under David Letterman, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Samuel L Jackson was on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him if he is going to be in the new Star Wars movie? So he told the CBS late night host that recently he was filming a movie with Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker and Jackson asked if he heard from J.J. Abrams and the force is not with him. So Mace Windu called Ewan McGregor aka Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he too has not felt the force for the director. So Jackson suggested that they find out where they are filming the 7th movie in the franchise and camp out until they are offered a role.
If that doesn’t work, then he is going to audition for a role in the movie. You know, the ones that recently posted.
Considering that there are four movies since the one he appeared in, I am not so sure that Mace Windu would be alive to be in it. But then again, you never know. I mean I would love to hear him say, “I am sick of these mother f*cking Ewocks, on this mother f*cking spaceship.” What about you?
One last thought, personally I think that a lot of these people know whether or not they are going to be in the movie. They just can’t say anything about it just yet.


Star Wars Episode VII is coming December 18, 2015!
November 7th, 2013 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Hey all of you Star Wars fans, mark your calendars for December 18, 2015 because that is when Star Wars Episode VII is coming out. How excited are you to see the seventh film in the franchise and the first produced by Disney?
When I asked my friend, who camped out for the last three, when he was going to camp out for this one; he told me he wasn’t going to do it this time around because they have to win his trust back. I am sure he is not alone.
When it comes to me, let’s just say I am the only person who liked Jar Jar Binks. Translation, I see the movies once and I am done. So I have no urgency to see the movie in theaters and I’ll probably will until it is on out DVD like the last 3.


Conan O’Brien gave Harrison Ford $1,000 for a Star Wars 7 secret
August 15th, 2013 under Conan O'Brien, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien is like most people and he wants to know at least one secret from Star Wars Episode VII. So when Harrison Ford was a guest on his TBS late night show tonight, he brought out the big bucks to get Han Solo talk. The red head took out ten $100 bills and they were all Indiana Jones, if he revealed something about the upcoming movie. So did Conan get his money worth? You will just have to watch the very funny interaction between the two to find out.
Let’s just say talk shows haven’t been paying Indiana Jones enough for his liking to go there and do that “sh!t”. Yes folks, celebrities are paid a small fee to appear on talk shows.


Harrison Ford confronts that Wookiee Sack of Sh!t on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
April 18th, 2013 under Jimmy Kimmel, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Almost two years ago Harrison Ford was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and his ex-friend Chewbacca sneaked in to see him to make a mends. But Han Solo kicked him out, telling him he never wanted to see him again.
Well yesterday Indiana Jones was once again on the ABC late night show and Chewbacca came back. To say Ford didn’t take it so well, would be an understatement. As soon as he saw the man who caused his ex-wife to still cough up hairballs, he called him a Son of a Bitch. When the Wookiee pleaded to let bygones be bygones, it only led to Ford being so upset he walked out of the interview. I guess once you stab him in the heart with a light saber, he will never forgive the person/Wookiee who did that to him.
Hopefully they can end this feud before they film the next Star Wars movie, that is if either one of them is asked to do it.
Now in Chewie’s defense, Ford was already in a bad mood. Right before the question and answer section Kimmel rubbed the fact that he scored an out of the park home run in a game he played, while Harrison couldn’t pitch a ball all the way to home plate from the mound. When you watch the video below, you can see how awkward it was between the actor and the host. So it wasn’t like Chewbacca had a chance.


Harrison Ford’s feelings are hurt over the new Star Wars
April 11th, 2013 under David Letterman, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Harrison Ford was on The Late Show and David Letterman asked him if he is going to be in the next Star Wars. Then Han Solo asked the CBS late night host to drop that line of questioning because it is a sensitive topic for him. That’s because for a long time they haven’t asked him to be part of it. You can tell that he is really hurt by that, at least I think that is his hurt reaction because he really doesn’t show any.
Seriously how can you have a sequel to the Star Wars trilogy and not have him in it? May the force be with Han Solo.


A world where someone from Star Wars and Star Trek can be Neighbors!
February 4th, 2013 under Star Trek, Star Wars, The Neighbors. [ Comments: none ]

Star Wars’ Luke Skywalker and Star Trek’s Sulu are uniting for a very important cause, they are bring their Star power together to appear on ABC’s The Neighbors next month. Tom Jo who plays Reggie Jackson on the sitcom that airs Wednesdays at 8:30p Tweeted a picture of Mark Hamill and George Takei together and we learn that they can get along. So take that William Shatner and Carrie Fisher? You know when the show comes back next season maybe they can bring peace to those mortal enemies. But until then we get a glimpse of the two Star worlds uniting as one and not just because J.J. Abrams is the luckiest geek on planet earth!


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