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Imagine a Star Wars with Sylvester Stallone as Hans Solo!
August 15th, 2014 under Jimmy Fallon, Star Wars, Sylvester Stallone. [ Comments: none ]

Sylvester Stallone was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked him about some of his Expendables 3 co-stars. The NBC late night host asked him if he knew Harrison Ford from working in the business for so long. Rambo told him a story that after he finished filming Rocky, he went in for an audition for some move about a space vehicle called Star Wars. As soon as he walked in, he could tell they were all like next. So before they could say anything, he gave them a one, two punch of “Let me just make it easier for you. I would look like crap in Spandex, leotards and a ray gun. I get it.” Then he added, “Guys from Space don’t have this kind of face.”
So even though he didn’t get the role in one of the biggest franchises of all time, he did OK for himself. Even though in a way Arnold Schwarzenegger almost sabotaged his career because the two of them were up for the same movies. Because of that Sly would do things like Stop or My Will Shoot, so the Terminator wouldn’t get the role. Which is a movie I really liked to be honest.


The Star Wars Nerdgasm Choir knock it out of a galaxy far far away!
June 4th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Next Year Star Wars fans are going to get a new movie in their beloved franchise. Star Wars VII just started filming recently and a few days ago they released 40 photos from the set. Well of course those pictures got those uber fans excited and when I say excited, I mean ex-ci-ted. So Conan O’Brien took some of their reactions, put together a video and called it The Star Wars Nerdgasm Choir. And that is the closest that most of them are going to get to having an actual orgasm.


Happy Star Wars Day!
May 4th, 2014 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

via College Humor
Just think this is the last Star Wars Day before the final Star Wars Day with only 6 Episodes in the franchise.
May the Fourth be with you!


Cast of Star Wars: Episode VII, they be!
April 29th, 2014 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

After months of speculation, the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII was finally announced today. And just like in 1977 when Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker were all cast in the original movie (and are back for this one), the new cast members are basically unknowns.
So who are they? They are John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow. We might know who they are now, but come December 18, 2015 we will know everything about them like who their 4th grade teacher was and what that teacher thought of their former student. So what do you think of the cast of the 7th movie in the most famous franchise?
Finally, how come C-3PO was not invited to the welcoming party? Granted, if he was going to be treated with the same respect that they gave R2-D2, then I can’t say I blame him for not showing up.


What if Winnie the Pooh was Darth Vader?
April 7th, 2014 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that James Earl Jones’ deep distinctive voice is the one we hear behind Darth Vader’s black mask, but what if it was Winnie the Pooh’s voice we heard? Well, now if you press play and close your eyes, you will find out because Jim Cummings, the man behind the lovable bear, read Anakin Skywalker’s lines in the voice we know him for. Let’s just say, it is so not the same. I can’t even fathom him saying, “No, I am your father,” like that. It would totally not have the same haunting effect that it had in Return of the Jedi.
What other infamous voices would you like to hear as Darth Vader’s?


Princess Leia has a (choke) hold on Captain Kirk!
December 31st, 2013 under Star Trek, Star Wars, William Shatner. [ Comments: none ]

For years, star Carrie Fisher and star William Shatner have been having their wars and now it looks like that long trek is over.
Captain Kirk Tweeted the above photo and said “The mighty @CarrieFFisher heroine to many But when I went to lunch with her she tried to choke me” Then a short time afterwards Princess Leia Tweeted the below picture and said, “We made up after I killed him.”
So if Princess Leia and Captain Kirk can be friends and J.J. Abrams can direct Star Trek and Star Wars, then why can’t we get a Star Wars Trek crossover movie? They both take place in space, one in a galaxy far far away and the other one to boldy go where no man has gone before. So why can’t the Enterprise boldy go to that far far away galaxy? C’mon Disney and Paramount, let’s make this happen. It will be bigger than Batman vs Superman and X-Men vs The Fantastic Four. Who’s with me???
But seriously, who else is happy that these two finally worked things out and that we got this sweet picture out of it!


The camera force is with Darth Vader!
December 2nd, 2013 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

If the best thing to come out of Disney buying Star Wars is Darth Vader posting a selfie on Instagram, then I am OK with whatever they do next. Oh, and the purchase!


R2D2 is confirmed for Star Wars VII
November 14th, 2013 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Bad Robot Tweeted the first photo from Star Wars VII’s workshop and we got to see the first actor who will be returning to the film franchise. It isn’t Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford or Carrie Fisher, but it is R2D2. I have to say I am OK with that as long as C-3P0 joins him because they come as a pair.


How far will Samuel L Jackson go to be in the news Star Wars movie?
November 13th, 2013 under David Letterman, Samuel L Jackson, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Samuel L Jackson was on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him if he is going to be in the new Star Wars movie? So he told the CBS late night host that recently he was filming a movie with Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker and Jackson asked if he heard from J.J. Abrams and the force is not with him. So Mace Windu called Ewan McGregor aka Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he too has not felt the force for the director. So Jackson suggested that they find out where they are filming the 7th movie in the franchise and camp out until they are offered a role.
If that doesn’t work, then he is going to audition for a role in the movie. You know, the ones that recently posted.
Considering that there are four movies since the one he appeared in, I am not so sure that Mace Windu would be alive to be in it. But then again, you never know. I mean I would love to hear him say, “I am sick of these mother f*cking Ewocks, on this mother f*cking spaceship.” What about you?
One last thought, personally I think that a lot of these people know whether or not they are going to be in the movie. They just can’t say anything about it just yet.


Star Wars Episode VII is coming December 18, 2015!
November 7th, 2013 under Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Hey all of you Star Wars fans, mark your calendars for December 18, 2015 because that is when Star Wars Episode VII is coming out. How excited are you to see the seventh film in the franchise and the first produced by Disney?
When I asked my friend, who camped out for the last three, when he was going to camp out for this one; he told me he wasn’t going to do it this time around because they have to win his trust back. I am sure he is not alone.
When it comes to me, let’s just say I am the only person who liked Jar Jar Binks. Translation, I see the movies once and I am done. So I have no urgency to see the movie in theaters and I’ll probably will until it is on out DVD like the last 3.


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