Dancing with the Stars reportedly put out a call to Jack Nicholson and he actually called back. A source told the National Enquirer that the coolest man in Hollywood told the dancing competition, “I love the show…I’ll think about it.” The tabloid adds that the show doesn’t expect to say yes, but if he did it would be the much needed jolt the show desperately needs.
I would watch the Joker do his dance again, wouldn’t you tune in every week to see that? The Carlton Dance was nice, but it ain’t got nothing on anything Jack could possibly do.
Yesterday on The Late Show, David Letterman shared a photo of Billy Crystal and Jack Nicholson kissing at a Lakers game, so do the two Oscar staples have something to tell us? Nope. They were caught by the Kiss Cam, and decided to give the fans what they wanted! Even though there is nothing between them, for a second it was fun to think they scored a slam dunk together!
After the Oscar ceremony was over the stars went to celebrate and the winners were being interviewed by the press. Jennifer Lawrence was being interviewed by GMA when all of a sudden her conversation was interrupted by Jack Nicholson. He walked over to see who they were interviewing and when he saw it was her, he said “You did such a beautiful job. I didn’t mean to cross into your interview but I had to congratulate you.” Then being the non-Hollywood star that she is, she jokingly responded by saying “You’re being really rude.” Then he told her she looked like an old girlfriend and she said, “Oh, really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?” Without missing a beat, he said “I’ve thought about it.”
Embarrassed by the whole situation, she put her head in her hands asking if he was still there. And then he popped back in and told her “I’ll be waiting.”
No word if she played any Hunger Games with the man that is old enough to be her grandfather, but with some Viagra in him I am not sure I would turn him down. You don’t have a reputation like his without a reason!
BTW in case you missed her most awesome fall that makes her even more endearing, here it is:
Only Jack Nicholson could go for a swim and a smoke at the same time. While I would never ever advocate smoking, there is just something so cool about these pictures that I had to post them. But I think that is just Jack Nicholson everything he does has such an aura of coolness about it!
BTW as a former smoker, I want to know how he lit his cig from the ocean like that and then how he kept it so dry. Not that I was ever that desperate enough to smoke when I was in the water but if I did it would be unsmokable by the time my feet touched the water.
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As Good As It Gets stars Jack Nicholson and Greg Kinnear took in a Lakers’ Game 11 years after creating that brilliant movie! Who would’ve thought Melvin and Simon would hang out together after the way the movie ended. I guess it is because Carol isn’t there, whatever happened to Helen Hunt anyway?
Anger Management stars Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson were reunited last night at a Lakers game and looks like they learned how to control the anger from the movie. BTW am I the only who liked Anger Management?
25 years before Jack Nicholson sat in that seat in a A Few Good Men declaring to Tom Cruise “You can’t handle the truth.”, he was on The Andy Griffith Show telling a “fairy story”. Seriously how adorable was Jack Nicholson back then before he was Jack “f*cking” Nicholson. I mean he is still hot, but he was just so cute back then! It is almost hard to believe it is him, but that voice gives him away!!! I wonder if he will be able to handle the truth and that his Anger Management classes are up to date so that he doesn’t go all One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest and/or The Shining on me because that guest appearance was unearthed before Hoffa was!
Seriously imagine the blockbuster dud that Sylvester Stalone and Eddie Murphy, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Steve Speilberg could make together. Rocky vs The Nutty Professor? Beverly Hills Rambo? Oscar Shrek and the Search for a Title People Can Remember?
Even Jack Nicholson agrees with me that those 4 working together would be a bad idea.