Over the weekend Oxford Dictionary announced that Selfie is the Word of the Year. Well David Spade knew it was coming, so he recently enrolled in a class to take the perfect one. Now that they are a few weeks in, they are finally taking out their phones, looking in the mirrors and trying out what they learned so far. Here is how Joe Dirt did on his midterm, “Took a selfie class at learning annex. 3 weeks in we take first one. I got a C+! Only comment from teacher was ‘ use diff person’ #constructive #filterclassthis summer”. He looks a little Dickie in it, but he should’ve gotten at least a B+. I would’ve given him an A if he did one in just his underwear because I heard he has a rules of an engagement down there and I want to see it!
What grade would you give him?
David Spade Tweeted a picture of him in bed and said “Our new company is having a sleepover. Im in @sleepyjonesing pajamas doing lay down standup jokes. I went 3 for 6″
I don’t know if it is the slicked back hair or the mustache, but he kind of looks creepy in that bed. But yet, still so cute!
David Spade Tweeted the above picture and said “Nightshooting in a department store. Stealing shoes #dontfriskme” Since I have heard that his Dickie Roberts is really big and I really love shoes, I would so have to frisk him if I saw him.
If David Spade thinks he can attract women with shoes, he is right! He has me interested in being his Cinderella especially with that slicked back hair. That is unless he is stealing the high heels because he has a foot fetish because that is just not my thing.
Most celebrities are on diets like Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers and so on, but David Spade is on one that I am sure a lot of people would like to be on. Joe Dirt Tweeted his secret weight plan, “Im on a seaweed diet. I see weed and i smoke it. #gainingweight”. I have heard of the Seefood Diet, but I like the Seeweed Diet better. Although both diets cause you to gain just as many pounds and since I live in LA I need to be on the weight losing kind.
Tonight is the season finale of The Bachelor, but before he chooses his girl David Spade decided to spoof the ABC dating show on Funny Or Die. If the reality show was as real as that fake bit, I would totally watch it. But until then I will live without the show that has the same success rate as Erica Kane did on All My Children.
You know those pictures of middle aged women from the late ’70s who copied Dorothy Hamill’s wedge haircut that you grew up seeing? Well doesn’t David Spade look like one of them in this picture? so why the new darker haired wig? Here is what he Tweeted with the photo, “Ill prepping to play the bachelor on Funny or die bit soon. Should hopefully bring 3 or 4 lol’s. Max.” I can’t wait to see what that bit is all about and for the wig to be burned because that look is awful on him.
Rules of Engagement the show that doesn’t seem to die will be back on CBS on March 29th! The news was broken on Twitter by David Spade who said, “Rules of engagement comes back thursday march 29 for 8 weeks straight. I know i know, i dont get whats going on either…” A studio representative confirmed the return.
I seriously love how this show has become the new Yes, Dear or According to Jim as in it is the show that just won’t get cancelled. There is a reason why that is the case, it is sincerely funny. I have to admit I had given up the show for a while, but I came back this season and I think it has been the show’s strongest one so far. In fact I think it is funnier than the other sitcoms on the network that do not have Chuck Lorre in the credits. Actually it is much funnier than one of the Lorre sitcoms that is about couple, but I won’t go there now because this about how we have to watch this show and make sure it survives another season. There is so much to love about this show, that we need to make sure it keeps going.
Rob is currently airing in Rules timeslot and that show will air season finale will air on March 1st. I say Rules timeslot because I am confident the show will be back next season.
Charlie Sheen has basically written Two and a Half Men off the air, so that means that Rule of Engagement should be back for yet another season to fill the void. So I have to wonder why did David Spade Tweet a picture of himself looking like he just took a job as a pizza delivery boy. Nope he really didn’t start a new career? And no it is not him doing another Adam Sandler film. In fact he cheated on Mr Deeds to do a short for Funny Or Die. Something I am sure Little Nicky will not be happy to find out that his Saturday Night Dead, I mean Live co-star did!
BTW I am thinking that Spade should consider dying his hair because the color actually works for him.
David Spade was seen out and about in Hollywood sporting something new…a beard. I don’t know why, but I think he looks good with it. Normally I don’t like men with facial hair, but for some reason it works on him.