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Is Colin Farrell’s manscaping story worth $10,000? YES!
May 8th, 2017 under Colin Farrell, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]


Colin Farrell is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres offered to give $10,000 to his charity of choice if he told a never before heard story that is worth that amount of money.

He agreed because he would do anything for his son’s school, CHIME Institute, that has done so much for his child. Since the actor isn’t shy, he has no problem sharing a story about the first movie he did in the US back at the turn of the century.

Back when he was filming Tigerland, he had to do his first sex scene and he was very nervous. He asked the film’s director, Joel Schumacher, “‘Is it a bit?’ Because, like most men, I had what you could refer to as ‘retro bush’…and Joel, the director, went, ‘Oh.'”

Thus, the actor ran into the hair and makeup department and asked to borrow their beard shaver. He went to trailer and shaved some off the right and then the left. He looked and realized he took too much off of the left, so when back to the right side. He kept doing this until he was left with a pinky sized landing strip. Which is why we didn’t see him do full frontal in his American debut. Damn that beard trimmer!

And with that story, CHIME Institute is $10,000 richer. Which was well deserved because not too many actors would share a story like that with anyone else, let alone on national TV. Heck, I would like to see Ellen match the $10,000 because that tale is worth so much more than that! Don’t you agree?

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Do Ellen DeGeneres and Colin Farrell have something to tell us?
October 13th, 2016 under Colin Farrell, Do they have something to tell us?, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]


Ellen DeGeneres and Colin Farrell were seen kissing lip to lip, so do they have something to tell us? Probably not, it was just his way of saying hello and I would like him to say hello to me like that after he quits what he told Ellen he is doing now on her show today. Think you know what it is, you will just have to tune in to see if you are right.

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Colin Farrell was questioned as a late teen for attempted murder?
June 19th, 2015 under Colin Farrell, Jimmy Fallon, Vince Vaughn. [ Comments: none ]


Colin Farrell was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of True Confessions. Basically Farrell, Fallon and Vince Vaughn were all given two envelopes, one was filled with a truth about the person and the other one contained a lie. Then after they read the contents the other two got to question them for :60 seconds. When they were done, the other two players had to guess if the other one was telling the truth or a lie.
Farrell went first, and his envelope said, “When I was a late teen I got brought in for questioning as a suspect in an attempted murder.” As they were questioning him, he admitted that when the cops showed a sketch of the suspect he thought the guy looked at him. Then he realized he had a blackout the night of the crime, and he started to wonder if he was the one who did it.
So did he do it? No, as he explained, “Thankfully a friend of mine kept a journal and that particular night and at that particular time we were at a party on the other side of town doing ecstasy.” In other words, he had committed a crime, just not the one he was brought in for.
Then it was time for Jimmy Fallon’s confession and he got his head stuck in a fence when he was kid. Explains a lot, no?

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Sharon Osbourne offers to show Colin Farrell her tightended vajayjay
November 30th, 2013 under Colin Farrell, Graham Norton, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]


Sharon Osbourse was on Graham Norton’s show and he made the mistake of asking her what was the most painful plastic surgery procedure she has gotten. She told him, “having my vag!na tightened.” That revelation totally shocked Colin Farrell (who knew that you could) and he wanted to know more, so she offered to show it to him.
Thankfully Jo Brand broke the uncomfortableness by she saying she did the same thing, but she did her’s at home with a Singer sewing machine.
Just when I think that Sharon Osbourne can no longer shock me with her TMI stories, she says something like this. Things I could’ve gone without knowing.

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Do you get rise out of seeing Colin Farrell in his underwear or are you left flacid?
February 27th, 2013 under Colin Farrell, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]


Colin Farrell is a guest on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show today and he modeled some of her underwear on the show. Although he was hesitant to put on the thong that resembled something Santa Claus would wear, the pair he decided to show off came with a gift. Leaving the actor embarrassed when he realized it was showing a bag with no present inside. He was so ashamed that his face was the same color as his red hot briefs!

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