If you needed another reason to watch the sequel to Lavalantula, Syfy just gave us a huge one in this trailer for 2 Lava 2 Lantula. Michael Winslow aka The Man of 10,000 Sound Effects and Steve Guttenberg will be acting together again in it. That’s right, Larvell Jones and Carey Mahoney will once again suit up in their blue uniforms, almost a third of a century after they joined the Police Academy. You know it would be nice to see them with Hightower (Bubba Smith) and Tackleberry (David Graf) again, but their absence gives us something to look forward to in the third movie.
But before we get a third one, we have to watch the second telenmovie on August 6th. I know I will be tuning in to see the bigger, hotter and nastier spiders that spew lava!
Nick Carter is trying his hand at screenwriting tonight at 8p in the Syfy original movie Dead 7. It is a Zombie movie mixed in with the Old West and you throw in a whole bunch of ’90s Boy Banders. What do you get? The perfect mix of total awesomeness.
It has been several decades since the Zombie virus started in a copper mine, which is why they are called Copper Heads. It would be one thing if it was the Walking Alive vs the Walking Dead, but it is not. Apocolypta (Debra Wilson) wants to be leader of the human race and she has created a Zombie Army to kill anyone that stands in her way. Jack (Nick Carter) and his gang decide it is time to take her down, but that is easier said than done. They have come up with a plan to stop her, but at what cost? Will they make it out alive or deadish.
Dead 7 is wild ride where you can tell that everyone is having a blast. BSB’s AJ McLean and *NSYNC’s Joey Fatone are having the wildest time of them all. Wilson is extremely scary as Apocolypta, so much so you will never look at the MadTV actress the same way. O-Town’s Erik-Michael Estrada nails it as the Samurai Zombie Killer. And then there is Nick Carter, who has proven he has a career in more than singing. Now having said that, he better not say bye, bye, bye to the Backstreet Boys anytime soon.
Oh and there is blood, lots and lots of blood.
If you are looking for a rip roaring Zombie movie, then tune in to Dead 7 tonight. I promise you will think it is a hoot.
The first trailer is out for Nick Carter’s Dead 7 that debuts on April 1st (my birthday) and I think this a bigger joke than me. Only I can say that!
The Syfy movie is written and stars Carter, and it also includes a lot his friends from the ’90s. Those Boy Band members are Howie Dorough and AJ McLean from Backstreet Boys, Jeff Timmons from 98 Degrees, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick from *NSYNC, Jacob Underwood, Trevor Penick, Erik-Michael Estrada and Dan Miller from O-Town, Delious Kennedy from All-4-One, Art Alexakis from Everclear, Tommy McCarthy from No Authority, Adam Griel from Frontstreet Boys and Jon Secada from his own Boy Band. Is this enough to turn these walking dead singers back into superstars? We will have to tune in on April Fool’s Day to find out. But since there hasn’t been a good Zombie movie since the ’90s, I think we can all guess the answer. Yes, I know that Zombieland and Warm Bodies came out since then, but I was trying to make a funny.
Tonight at 9p, Face Off turns 100 on Syfy. After nine seasons and 99 challenges, it is time to make the 100th one something that everyone will remember. What is more memorable than a wedding? Nothing, so that is the theme for tonight’s episode and we are getting not one, not two, but seven of them.
The show’s host McKenzie Westmore became ordained to marry them all and she told me, “It is the most memorable, most bizarre and coolest thing Iâ€™ve done in my life.” She took the responsibility seriously as she elaborated that “It was an honor for me to get to stand there and marry these couples.”
To see what the lucky seven couples looked like when they said, “I do,” you will just have to tune in to find out. You know because it is part of Face Off that these seven brides and grooms will be like none you’ve ever seen before.
If Mark Cuban thought dealing with Mr Wonderful on Shark Tank was deadly, that ain’t nothing as compared to what he is going to have to deal with Sharknado 3. The Mavericks’ Coach is taking on a role he was born to play because he is going to star as the President of the United States in the third Sharknado movie on Syfy. Who will be is Vice President? Barbara Corcoran? Lori Greiner? As awesome as that would be, his #2 is better than that. It is Ann Coulter. No word if they are Democrats or Republicans, but let’s be real all politicians are sharks!
The two non-actors join other guest stars like Bo Derek, Jerry Springer, Chris KirkPatrick and Chris Jericho.
Sharknado 3 debuts in July and takes place January 2017. Wonder if that will give Cuban the idea to really run for President of the United States. If he did, he would have my vote.
Tonight at 9p, 12 Monkeys goes from the big screen to the small screen on Syfy.
The year is 2015 and we are years away from a plague that is about to wipe out almost all of the human race.
Cole (Aaron Stanford) travels from the future year 2043 to stop that from happening. He recruits 2013 Cassandra Railly (Amanda Schull), a brilliant virologist, but he has to convince her that he is from the future and the world is about to die.
Once she is on board the two of them have their work cut out for them in this thrilling drama as Cole travels back and forth between time. Every time he thinks he stopped the plague from happening, he finds out they haven’t.
Will they be able to do it before it is too late? We will just have to tune in to find out.
Christmas Icetastrophe comes crashing down on Syfy tonight at 9p and you don’t want to miss this chilling Christmas tale.
A small town desperately wants a white Christmas, and they are going to regret that after a meteor strikes down on them. This was no normal meteor, for some reason it has brought freezing cold chunks of ice with it and it’s spreadsing it throughout the town. There are flash freezes, a Volcano that spews ice and snow instead of lava and freezing everything and everyone in its path. It’s now up to local hero Charlie (Victor Webster) and Alex (Jennifer Spence), a local University student who has been studying the meteor, to make it stop before the whole town and them are frozen to the death. Will they be able to do it or will this town have a white Christmas permanently? You don’t want to miss this thrilling disaster film that really heats things up tonight to find out.
Tonight at 9p on Syfy Ascension makes its debut and you don’t want to miss this 3 night event.
Imagine a world where in 1963, President John F Kennedy hundreds people into space to save humankind in the case of a world ending event. That world happened in this 6 hour series.
It is now 50 years later, and their world is about to be shattered by a murder. Their first one since they launched. How will their perfect existence change now that they know the horrendous crime. The lower class is starting to revolt, and the upper levels are not happy about it.
People are questioning everything, like when will they return to Earth.
Then back on Earth, the secret project has been hidden for half a century. One man will question if it did happen, and he will bring his theory to the one person who can make their voices heard. Will the world finally find out what happened in 1963?
Make sure to tune in for a captivating series with a shocking twist at the end of tonight’s second hour. I have seen the first two hours and can’t wait to see what is next because it is that thrilling.
Finders Keepers debuts on Syfy tonight at 9p and you want to find this movie about a killer doll.
Alyson (Jamie Pressly) is recently divorced from Jonathan (Patrick Muldoon) and she has decided to move with her daughter to a new house. What she doesn’t know is that the house has a history. Several years ago a boy killed his whole family there and no one knows why.
While her little girl Claire (Kylie Rogers) is looking around the house, she finds an old doll. What they don’t is that the doll is cursed and evil. One by one anyone who tries to take the doll away from the girl, dies.
Will Alyson and Jonathan be able to find a way to get the doll away from their daughter before it’s too late or have they lost her forever?
Finders Keepers feels more like a big screen move than one made for television. It is scary and well timed out. Plus, Kylie Rogers is the scariest little girl in a horror movie since the twins in the original Shining.
Imagine taking six years to make a Zombie movie and it still isn’t complete. Then imagine the network that asks you to imagine greater, tells you they will air your movie if you finish it. Plus they offer to do a reality show about your process? Well that is the premise for Syfy’s Town of the Living Dead that premieres tonight at 10p.
Tina Teeter is determined to finish her film, so much so she has even mortgage her house to pay for it. Just because there is money behind the project doesn’t mean things are going to go smoothly. The town council has issues with them because of some of their past work. Although when the producers give them notice, the council is more willing to work with them. Which includes letting them blow up a boat. Something that goes horribly wrong like a lot of other things associated with this project.
So tune and see why this movie has taken six years to make, and looks like it will take another six to complete. This show will definitely make you want to watch movies instead of making them. Therefore, that means that Town of the Living Dead is never boring and fun to watch.