If ever a show screamed out for someone to make a pornody of it, it is The Golden Girls. And now our favorite old ladies are getting one from Hustler. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Next week you can watch Dorothy, Rose, Sofia and Blanche do the things they only talked about on the legendary sitcom. We’ll, get to see if Blanche is as good in bed as she claims. Also if any of the men will survive their trysts with Sofia and Rose. Finally, there is Dorothy and I bet you she is the wildest one of them all. Can’t you see her being kinky in bed?
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get a cheesecake and watch This Ain’t the Golden Girls on September 8th!
For years, whenever Betty White is asked which actor she would like to work with, she has always said Robert Redford. The Oscar winner has never answered a call, nor has he said if he would. When Larry King Now asked him if she has a chance, he said, “Up until a point.” He’d be lucky to have her up until any point because he is not hot as he used to be and she’s even hotter.
Betty White was given the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Daytime Emmys yesterday and Charo was one of the people who presented it to her. After the 93 year old legend hugged the firey Latina, she thrusted her hips forward to do Charo’s infamous move the Coochie Choochie. Proving that even though she in her 90’s, she can still move her hips better in bed than most woman a third of her age!
Plus we found out, that even though Charo is 64 years old, she still has the legs of a woman who is also a third of her age. I want to age like these women, so I am going to start my day doing the Choochie Coochie until it hurts since it seems to work for them! Who’s is with me?
Betty White might be 93 years old, but she is still as sassy as ever. The beloved actress was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told the ABC late night host how much she loves to drive. Believe it or not, she still gets behind the wheel.
He then asked her how old she was when she got her license. Without skipping a beat, she told him she was 4. Then she corrected herself and said that was actually when she lost her virginity. Of course, she was kidding, but it proves that she still has it!
In fact, later on during their conversation, she explained to Kimmel it is so thrilling to drive when you start out. Jimmy agreed with her, but he said it’s the second best feeling there is. It took her second to get what he was saying the first one was, but she got it quicker than a lot of other people.
So even though she is in her 90’s, she still has more spunk than most people we know. That is why we love the Golden Girl so much!
Have you ever wished you could be one of The Golden Girls? Well, now you can sort of be the fifth roommate if you vote for Lego to make a plastic version of Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, Sophia and their Miami home minus the lanai. You can recreate scenes from the legendary show or just sit and have a piece of cheesecake with the girls. Either way it’s a dream come true. So let’s make it a reality and tell Lego
we want this box set!
I know I will be there on day one to buy my box if we can make this happen!
To see some of the difference memorable scenes that they have been recreated (including the one with George Clooney), then click here!
People Magazine is turning 40 and to honor their anniversary they had stars recreate scenes from movies. The best recreation is Betty White and Bob Newhart doing the dance scene from Pulp Fiction. The reason why it is my favorite is because it has Betty White and Bob Newhart. Put two legendary actors in an iconic scene and what you get is pure perfection. What more do you need?
BTW is it just me or does Bob Newhart look like Dracula when he’s dressed up as John Travolta?
Betty White was on Larry King Now and the 80 year old host asked the 92 year old actress if she still has a sex drive. Yes, you read that right. Actually he asked her to explain her sex drive, and then admitted that they have talked about this before. Without pausing the iconic lady said, “You never call. You never write.” Without responding to her joke, he wanted to know is it still there? Without hesitation she said, “Yes!” Then she added, “I know that is a little disgusting for an old broad.” It isn’t Ms. White, it is natural. Now when it comes to Larry, it’s disgusting.
So now that we know she still is interested in it, does that mean she would act on her urges? She told him, “I size somebody up and find them attractive. I don’t do anything about it.” So the man who has been married 8 times exclaimed, “Why not?” She got frank with him, “Because he’s not interested in a 92 year old woman.”
Any man would be lucky to get with the Golden Girl, so King wanted to know if a man sincerely wanted her, what would she do? She told him she would not do anything and then she explained, “because you don’t want to disappoint somebody.” Then she added, “When you’ve had the best, who needs the rest?” She was referring to her late husband Alan Ludden, who she had amazing once in a lifetime love affair with. So you can get where she is coming from.
Sadly, that means a lot of men will be left disappointed because they don’t have a shot with the legendary woman, who keeps getting better with age.
BTW it is good to know that if we a re lucky to make it to her age, we can still get lucky! Am I right?
via Parade Magazine
Before Betty White was a Golden Girl, she was selling Richard Hudnut cosmetics during the Golden age of television. She’s just as beautiful now as when she was 37 in those 1959 ads.
Brit Smith‘s video for Provocative has some extra sass in it, thanks to the wonderful Betty White who co-stars in it. The song and video are catchy by themselves; but then you throw the Golden Girl in the mix shaking her hips and saying the word “B!thces!” and you have the best video of the year!
Seriously didn’t it put a huge smile on your face?
The extremely talented Robin Williams is a guest on The Tonight Show tonight and he Tweeted a picture of someone he ran into backstage. That person is the very much loved Betty White and what we got is a picture that is sure to bring a huge smile to your face.
I hope that someone who works on the much anticipated CBS’s The Crazy Ones sees this pictures and casts Miss White as his mom. How freaking awesome would that would be? It would be comedy diamond, that’s right better than gold!