On Friday, Live with Kelly and Michael will have their annual Halloween episode and they dress up as the strippers from Magic Mike. Since it’s an all-male revue, that means that Kelly has to dress up as a man. Not only that, the men don’t wear tops in the movie and neither does she. But how, she has boobs and they don’t allow that on broadcast television. She wore a nude top that makes it look like she is naked with no nipples. And since she’s smaller on top, her breasts look more like pecs than boobs. Making the ABC censors very happy.
Although, Gelman is going to get their temperatures rising. Who knew he had all of that under his clothes?
Last week, Kelly Ripa broke her left foot in dance class and has been wearing a boot on it ever since. Today, her husband Mark Consuelos, posted a photo of himself with his left leg also in a boot. So did she break his foot so she wouldn’t be alone? Nope. He suffered a small calf tear.
I know that they are suffering, but I think they look so cute together. In fact, I think it would be so awwwwdorable to see them walking around hand-in-hand with their boots.
Salma Hayek posed nude for Allure magazine and she used her hands to cover up her areolas. Today when she was on Live with Kelly & Michael, Kelly Ripa wanted to know how her breasts remained looking as good as they do because she knows that the Oscar winner nursed.
Hayek then said that she had to apologize and Michael Strahan (because he is a man) was wondering for what. She told them, “I just thought that my hands were bigger.” Then she explained, “When I was doing it, I thought my hands were bigger, but obviously they are not big enough.”
I want to say to her, as a bigger chested woman, unless you have hands as big as Strahan’s, they are not going to cover up the girls. She should know that, we have had men try to cup our whole breast and they haven’t been able to do it with their hands. Not all, but I’ve had a few who were unsuccessful. And none of those men were upset their hands were too small. Same way that no man is upset her hands were too small in that photo.
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Amy Schumer was on Live with Kelly and Michael today and she wasn’t done with her Altoid when she walked on to the stage. What are you going do? If you are her, you turn away from the hosts and spit it out. So now we know she is a spitter and not a swallower. Which is kind of shocking because I always assumed she was swallower, didn’t you?
Justin Bieber took to Instagram yesterday to declare he has a crush on Kelly Ripa, and today she responded to him on Live with Kelly and Michael. She said, “Justin, I love you. You know that I’ve taken my daughter to 400 Justin Bieber concerts…I do believe this is a cry for help.” Then she added, “Justin, if you need me, I am here. You can call me. We will work it out. We see each other.”
Michael Strahan wanted to know how her husband, Mark Consuelos reacted to it and he was more interested in the photo of his wife The Beebs posted. When it comes to her daughter, she said it gave her street cred with her, so she thanked the singer for his declaration.
I can’t wait for him to be on the daytime talk show because you know it is going to be awkward and sweet at the time. Especially if it is just the two of them. How hot would that be?
They say blondes have more fun and this summer they seem to be having more fun as pinkies. Julianne Hough did it, Kaley Cuoco did it and now Kelly Ripa has done it. The daytime talk show host went pink today thanks to Ryan Trygstad. How long will her hair stay that way? We will find out after her bosses at ABC see the new hair color.
Are you tickled pink by her new do or are you seeing red?
Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Jeremy Piven wanted to prove that he is as flexible as Kelly Ripa, so he did a forward split. Michael Strahan like almost every other man in the world collapsed in pain when he saw him do it. So you have to wonder how Ari Gold, as a man, was able to do it. At least I want to know.
If the picture wasn’t enough satisfaction for you, here is the video:
UPDATE: Just found out that Jeremy Piven has an Instagram, and here is what he said about the split, “This was a beautiful disaster…
@Michaelstrahan might never be the same ( either will my groin)”. So I guess he does have balls. Or should I say did?
Mark Consuelos filled in for Michael Strahan today on Live with Kelly and Michael and Kelly Ripa and him had a special announcement. The two of them are expecting their fourth child!
Or are they? Nope, it was an April Fool’s Day joke; but her delivery was so good, even her own husband believed her. So maybe she is? Only time will tell…
Jerry O’Connell filled in for Michael Strahan today on Live with Kelly and Michael and before the show started Kelly Ripa revealed something from their past. The two of them were lovers once up on a time. Considering she has been married to Mark Consuelos for almost 20 years, they must have been babies or at least in their very early 20’s!
Oh and don’t tell anyone about this because Kelly doesn’t want Jerry’s wife, Rebecca Romijn, to find out. So it’s our little secret.
What shouldn’t be a secret is that O’Connell’s Broadway show Living on Love debuts this Wednesday. So if you are going to be in NYC during the next few months, you will want to make sure to see it.
We know that Kelly Ripa is petite and that Shaq is a giant, so what do they look like when they stand next to each other? He looks like a boy holding a doll, and because of that they look so cute together.
BTW am I the only who thought the bulge in his sweater jacket was something else?