There is a movie called One-Eyed Monster that is about Ron Jeremy’s penis detaching from his body and going on a killing spree. Well, if they ever did a sequel to that movie, RFSU came up with perfect star for it. RFSU is a nonprofit that is about advocating safer sex. According to The Telegraph in Norway, 23,000 people contract Chlamydia there every year, largely because they don’t use condoms. So RFSU came up with an ad campaign that would reach a younger audience and teach them about the dangers of the penis and how it can surprise you when you least expect it. Kind of like One-Eyed Monster.
In order to make their huge penis cum to life, they put a 19 year old man it. When Tønsberg Blad asked Philip Van Eck about playing a gigantic dick, he said, “If I can help others, just by being a dick, there is nothing better.” Sounds like most 19 year old men I know!
But seriously folks, use condoms! They can help save you from the One-Eyed Monster. Ladies, we all know he can sometimes be a very scary beast.
On Thursday, it was so hot in Phoenix that people were able to bake cookies on their car dashboards. That is exactly what KPNX found out then they did their four hour experiment.
So what does the temperature have to be in order try that home or should I say your automobile? It was 115 degrees. So whenever some says, but at least it is a dry heat. Remember it is hot enough to feel like and act as an oven.
BTW I hope this is a lesson to everyone that you should never ever leave your kids or pets in a car on a hot day.
How many times has a couple gotten divorced and the judge order one of the spouses to give the other one half? Well, a man in Germany took the judge literally, got out the power saw and gave his wife half of the car, half of the TV and the one that broke my heart, half of a teddy bear.
He sent her her half, and put his half on eBay. So if you want any of his half, then bid on it while you still have a chance.
Don’t try this is America, as tempted as you are, because I doubt any judge will find it as funny as you and I do.
Johanna Colon, 6, danced her little heart out to Aretha Franklin’s Respect during a dance recital over the weekend and she now is earning what the song is about from all over the word. To say she was sassy, would be an understatement. I would say it is the best performance of the song done by anyone since The Blues Brothers. Even the Queen of Soul would tell the awwwwdorable little girl I give you my respect!
So how did Johanna feel about the standing ovation she recieved? Her mom told ABC news, she was more excited about it being the last day of school and getting ice cream afterwards for getting good grades on her report card. Oh to be a kid again!
A teenage boy decided to take part in the Ghost Pepper challenge and as soon as he did he regretted it. That’s because he swallowed the hot hot hot pepper, just as his friends told him not to. At that point the boy thought he was going to die. He didn’t. Although he was wishing for death when he went to the bathroom because you know what they say, “Burns going in, burns even more coming out.”
We have seen what an iPhone sees when he plummets 40 stories from a building and now we are seeing what it sees when it sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
A man jumped into the ocean with his friend, and he was recording their jump on his phone. As soon as he hit the water, the phone fell out of his hands and was out of his grasps before he could catch it. It slowly sank all the way to the bottom and yet it was still recording it’s journey to the center of the Earth. Just when you think it was gone forever, the captain came to rescue and saved it.
Proving iPhones can take a ticking and keep on licking.
When we heard that there was a self-parking car, we all wanted one. Volvo came up with one and they tested it out for some journalists in Dominican Republic. At first it went off smoothly, and then the stuff that Stephen King writes about happened. The car rammed forward and gunned down two of the journalists that were covering the story.
What happened? Seems you have to pay extra to for the car to recognize pedestrians. Don’t you think that would come standard? Maybe now it will be.
So if you get the The Volvo XC60 make sure to get the Pedestrian detection functionality feature too. Unless you want to explain why your car is going after strangers?
When it comes to the journalists that were knocked down by the car, Remolocha, says they were bruised but OK.
Delta has created a safety video that we soon won’t forget. Unlike all the other ones from the different airlines that you forget as soon as they are over. What’s so different about it? They were creative by using people and things we know as they instructed us on airline safety. They did this by using the likes of the double rainbow guy, the Harlem Shake, the Roomba Cat and so many more.
So sit back to watch a video full of other famous video stars. I promise you will enjoy it more than all the other ones combined.
To see if you caught all the other internet sensations in there, then click here!
Admit it, we’ve all sang at the top of our lungs in our shower, but how many of you can say you busted a move while you were in there? Well, there’s a 12-year-old boy prefers dancing in the rain instead of singing in it. Josh Fairbanks couldn’t figure out why his son was taking such long showers since they installed a blue tooth speaker in the bathroom, and then he found out why. He was doing a Billy Idol in there and Dancing with Myself. Not that type of dancing with myself, that most boys his age are doing in there, but actually dancing. You know what, he needs to put on his boogie shoes (and shirt, pants and underwear too) and show his classmates how good of a dancer he is. With those moves, he can quickly become the most popular boy in his class.
And in 6 years, if he still likes dancing nude under water as it pours down on him, then there is a job he would be perfect for. You know, he can be an extra in Magic Mike XXXXXXXXXXXXXL.
But for now he needs to focus on the school dances because he is a dancing machine!
BTW Logan, also sings in the shower too! He’s a total double threat!
A woman went food shopping with her son and a man, and she got the shock of her life. Her 12 month old boy was able to push the 235lbs man in the shopping cart all by himself with such ease, she declared that the World’s Strongest Man needs to watch out. Forget him, I think the cast of Expendables needs to watch out because DJ is gunning for their job.
Heck, now I am waiting for the movie where he battles out with The Rock. They can call that fight movie, DJ vs DJ! Normally my money would be on DJ, but this time I am not sure. Who do you think will win?