School’s back for millions of kids and that means they can no longer sleep as late as they did over the summer. Which means getting many of them up is really hard to do. Are you a parent on your final nerve trying to wake your children up? Well The Bert Show found a way to resolve that problem. Yesterday, they had a 5 piece jazz band wake up 10 year old Sophie. Today, the cast of Rent sang the theme to Lion King to wake up Katie. Now, both kids will get out of bed as soon as their moms tell them to.
So if you want to get your offspring up to go to class, now you have some ideas. The only problem is you need to find several musicians to help you out. Which is easier said than down.
We know that there are a lot of movies that have funk, and now we are getting to see that a lot of them have Uptown Funk. 280 to be exact! Don Draper Says What is at again by taking one to a few words of dialogue from many films, mashing them together and creating one music video of all of them singing the popular song. Today’s tune is the 2015’s biggest chart topper, Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson and it is as funky as the original single.
So sit back and watch this a few times. Then when you are wowed enough by the brilliance, get up and dance to it because that is what it is all about! Because the Uptown Funk is going to give to you. Just watch!
As we know, people will takes Selfies wherever they can and the more original it is, the better. A man saw a baby camel drinking from their mom and he thought it would be a good idea to squat down next to her and wrap himself around her back leg. He was very wrong. But don’t worry, a swift kick in the head will fix that. I think he learned his lesson, don’t you?
Lazarin Delgado Oviedo took his nephew to a community pool in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico. As soon as José Norman’s Cuban Pete came on, Guillermo Gael Delgado Garcia put on a show for everyone. The little boy dances better than anyone I’ve seen on Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance.
Too bad Ellen DeGeneres is on a break because I would love to see the Respect girl and him do a dance together. Now that would break the internet.
There is a movie called One-Eyed Monster that is about Ron Jeremy’s penis detaching from his body and going on a killing spree. Well, if they ever did a sequel to that movie, RFSU came up with perfect star for it. RFSU is a nonprofit that is about advocating safer sex. According to The Telegraph in Norway, 23,000 people contract Chlamydia there every year, largely because they don’t use condoms. So RFSU came up with an ad campaign that would reach a younger audience and teach them about the dangers of the penis and how it can surprise you when you least expect it. Kind of like One-Eyed Monster.
In order to make their huge penis cum to life, they put a 19 year old man it. When Tønsberg Blad asked Philip Van Eck about playing a gigantic dick, he said, “If I can help others, just by being a dick, there is nothing better.” Sounds like most 19 year old men I know!
But seriously folks, use condoms! They can help save you from the One-Eyed Monster. Ladies, we all know he can sometimes be a very scary beast.
On Thursday, it was so hot in Phoenix that people were able to bake cookies on their car dashboards. That is exactly what KPNX found out then they did their four hour experiment.
So what does the temperature have to be in order try that home or should I say your automobile? It was 115 degrees. So whenever some says, but at least it is a dry heat. Remember it is hot enough to feel like and act as an oven.
BTW I hope this is a lesson to everyone that you should never ever leave your kids or pets in a car on a hot day.
How many times has a couple gotten divorced and the judge order one of the spouses to give the other one half? Well, a man in Germany took the judge literally, got out the power saw and gave his wife half of the car, half of the TV and the one that broke my heart, half of a teddy bear.
He sent her her half, and put his half on eBay. So if you want any of his half, then bid on it while you still have a chance.
Don’t try this is America, as tempted as you are, because I doubt any judge will find it as funny as you and I do.
Johanna Colon, 6, danced her little heart out to Aretha Franklin’s Respect during a dance recital over the weekend and she now is earning what the song is about from all over the word. To say she was sassy, would be an understatement. I would say it is the best performance of the song done by anyone since The Blues Brothers. Even the Queen of Soul would tell the awwwwdorable little girl I give you my respect!
So how did Johanna feel about the standing ovation she recieved? Her mom told ABC news, she was more excited about it being the last day of school and getting ice cream afterwards for getting good grades on her report card. Oh to be a kid again!
A teenage boy decided to take part in the Ghost Pepper challenge and as soon as he did he regretted it. That’s because he swallowed the hot hot hot pepper, just as his friends told him not to. At that point the boy thought he was going to die. He didn’t. Although he was wishing for death when he went to the bathroom because you know what they say, “Burns going in, burns even more coming out.”
We have seen what an iPhone sees when he plummets 40 stories from a building and now we are seeing what it sees when it sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
A man jumped into the ocean with his friend, and he was recording their jump on his phone. As soon as he hit the water, the phone fell out of his hands and was out of his grasps before he could catch it. It slowly sank all the way to the bottom and yet it was still recording it’s journey to the center of the Earth. Just when you think it was gone forever, the captain came to rescue and saved it.
Proving iPhones can take a ticking and keep on licking.