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Watch parents talk to their kids about masturbation!
July 11th, 2017 under Awesome Videos. [ Comments: none ]


I thought talking about sex was the most awkward conversation someone could have with their parents, turns out it is the second. The worst is masturbation.

WatchCut Video got several parents to talk to their kids about spanking the monkey and those poor kids will never be the same. Never, ever. Learning about fisting your mister from your dad is just not right. That is what the internet is for. Girls need to learn about vibrators, rabbits and dildos from that store with the blacked out windows and not their mommy. She can teach her daughter about tampons and penises, but not anything else that goes up there. No, no, no!

What mommy and daddy have in their dresser draws is for them and them alone. It is not for the kids that did not cum, I mean come, from the single role playing act!

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This granny hit it out of the park when she flashed Dodgers Stadium!
July 10th, 2017 under Awesome Videos. [ Comments: none ]


During the 7th inning stretch on Saturday at the Dodgers game, the cameras zoomed in on an older woman who was dancing. When she was done shaking her tatas, she decided to show them off to everyone on the jumbo screen. That’s right, she lifted her top and showed us her baseballs. No one screamed foul at the flash because what is sexier than a woman showing us she is braver than the Atlanta Braves!

No word who she is, but for one night she was the biggest star in Hollywood. Hopefully, Jimmy Kimmel will use his sports connection to book her on the show. I do not know about you, but I want to meet her!

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Watch these parents give their kids tips on sex!
June 28th, 2017 under Awesome Videos. [ Comments: none ]


I do not know about you, but my dad telling me about having sex was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. Imagine how much worse it would be if your parents were giving you sex advice on camera and someone posted it on YouTube? That is exactly what Cut did.

One mom told her son to do it slow and then asked him if it made sense. Another one tells her daughter to always look pretty. One dad tells his daughter to try new things and let him teach you different things to do. Although, I do not think he would agree with the dad who told his son to “put a foot in it.” Yes, he meant it literally, like put your toe in it and wiggle it. For some reason, I do not think that is what 2 In a Room meant with their song Wiggle It. Now, I am picturing that dude wiggling it you know where and hearing that song in my head at the same time. Help! Maybe hearing my dad talking about having sex was not one of the most traumatic moments of my life.

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A drone’s eye view of fireworks!
May 29th, 2017 under Awards, Awesome Videos. [ Comments: none ]


We know that fireworks are beautiful. If we didn’t think so, then we wouldn’t watch them whenever we can. While we watch the view from the ground, ever wonder what they would look like from the sky? Well, a man decided to fly his drone into a fireworks show and what he captured is just stunning. One of the prettiest sites you will see all day. I can watch it all day.

Now, having said all of that, is it wrong that I wanted to see of the fireworks to hit the drone and cause it to explode?

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Watch as a demolition crew accidentally demolish 2 buildings instead of 1
May 24th, 2017 under Awesome Videos. [ Comments: none ]


On Sunday, Baltimore City Contractors were called out for an emergency tear down of a condemned building. They started the job and got half of the structure down without a problem. Then as they started working on the second half, part of it landed on the empty building next door and took it down as well. Which means they wound up knocking down two buildings for the price of one.

According to The Baltimore Sun, the second building was just bought for $160,000 and was being remolded from a former pet store into a 3 story home. Is that owner mad? He says he plans to rebuild. I am sure the extra money from the city will help him make an even better home.

Who knows, if he works out a deal with the guy whose building was condemned, maybe they can build a nice set of apartments instead of two townhomes?

BTW could you imagine being those crew members who had to call their boss and tell him what happened? So you know how you how you asked us to take down 212 E Fort? Well, we also took down 214 E Fort too…

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