via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
So there was a guy in China who went for a ride on his scooter and let’s just say he should never be allowed behind any set of wheels ever again. The video starts out with the guy on a scooter in the middle of a busy street after he crashed into a van. Once he is set free, he then crashes into car. Again he is set free, only to crash into another person on scooter. But it doesn’t stop there because he goes head on into a bus. It looks like the two might not be able to be separated because he is really stuck, but he breaks free. Only to have his real life game of Frogger end in the way the game begins…in a hole full of water. Believe it or not, he actually was not, I repeat not, seriously injured in that game of bumper cars that went horribly wrong.
via Daily Mail
So two men from the Kensington Church in Troy, MI thought their wives were exaggerating about their labor pains, so they had it simulated to them on Mother’s Day. For 2 hours Dr Julie Masters let the men feel what it was like to have contractions via electrodes, and they barely could handle doing it for just those few hours what women can feel for an average of 12-18 hours. They got into positions they didn’t know they could get into. And at one point one of the husband’s told his wife to stop laughing at him, but can you blame her? I would do the same thing.
But the best part of the video (yes I am actually saying the best part did not involve pain, which is a huge rarity for me), is when one of the men said this “Mom, If anything I just experienced is anywhere close to what I did to you, all those years ago, I’m sorry. You are like a superhero. You’re one tough mama. Happy Mother’s Day”. And that is the best present any man can give his mom on Mother’s Day!
BTW does anyone know a place in LA that does because my really good friend is pregnant with #2 and I want her husband to experience that. Well actually I just want to see him a lot of pain, that is what friendship is all about, right?
Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey gave such an animated interview to the locals there how he rescued 3 women that had been held captive for almost a decade, that NMA decide to tell his story with Taiwanese animation. It is almost as good as the real thing, but nothing can top his greatness. Even the cartoonish big testicles!
via Eric Alper
Back in the ’80s people were discovering video games like Ms Pac-Man and Donkey Kong at the arcade and Post-It Notes at the stationary store. Well a man, as he says “with too much time on his hands”, spent 11 months combining the two loves and paying tribute to both in an awesome Stop Motion video. 4,800 Post-It Notes were sacrificed to make this video that included 5,722 image. And you know what they all died for a good cause, but that was absolutely brilliant!
So you get tickets to watch the Portland Blazers play the NY Knicks and when you get there you find out that your seated between the two announcers on TNT. Great seats, right? Well they turn out to be not so great when you realize that you’ve just been caught on national television aggressively picking your nose like Kobe Bryant dunking a ball. So what do you when you realize your foul was videotaped? Turn your head away from the cameras? Nope if you are this guy you go for the three-pointer and turn to the camera and wink. Have to admit that is really ballsy of him!
BTW I bet when this guy is on Jimmy Kimmel Live or Tosh.O (because you know he will be) to share his story, he will tell the hosts that he did as a message to his friends. Either that or he lost a dare.
Finally enjoy his cool wink GIF from Yahoo! Sports!
One Direction is more than a one hit wonder, but yesterday that was what they were all about. A fan threw a shoe at the band and missed, then they threw the other one and hit Harry Styles in a place that Taylor Swift knows all too well. It was seriously one of the best videos of man being hit in the nuts because he went down just like he should’ve! I can watch it over and over and over again and then some more!
To the fan with an arm that baseball managers only dream of, I have four words for you and they are Thank You Very Much!!!
via Damon Lindelof
We all saw Seth MacFarlane sing We Saw Your Boobs at the Oscars, well now Kevin Gisi came up with an ever better version for the opposite sex called We Saw Your Junk! Granted he left out a few like Ken Jeong in The Hangover and Jason Biggs in American Reunion to name a few! But in his defense we are all trying to forget we did!
BTW I can’t get this song out of my head!
Funny or Die says “I Can’t Believe These Are All TV Shows” and I can’t believe they are either. As they pointed out there are a sh!tload of shows battling it out with Wars in the title. Also they went Flipping mad coming up with names for those shows about flipping something. And yes there are also plenty of shows about wives called wives.
There are also not 1, not 2 but 3 shows about the Amish and they don’t even watch TV. But that ain’t nothing as compared to the dozen shows about Alaska, is the population even that large in some of that state’s cities?
We know that reality shows copy each other, but dang who how much they were all alike down the titles for the shows. You would think that they would at least be original about that and not be hoarding all of the good names?
We have seen horror movies about meteors coming down to Earth and destroying everything in its path, well in Central Russia that is what really happen yesterday. According to Ria Novosoti over 1,000 people were injured when the meteorite broke through our atmosphere and shattered glass in the area. Thankfully a majority of the injuries were minor.
Watching the incredible videos of the meteor and seeing the bright light it caused, it’s a miracle there weren’t a lot of car accidents due the blinding light.
It is also really scary how much worse it looks in reality as it does in the movies. And on that note, I am sure there are several people pitching Syfy today with their films with a meteor touching down in Russia.
Ever since it was announced that there is going to be a movie made of 50 Shades of Grey, people have wondered who was going to direct it and even more important who was going to star in it. Well ShortCutsYT took the latest casting rumors of Mila Kunis and Ryan Gosling and made a trailer with Michael Bay directing the sexual blockbuster that was written by Bret Easton Ellis. You know what I think they are on to something. The combination might be enough to know Avatar down a notch as the highest box office earner…or maybe not! Would you go see that version? I would!
