Tevyn Demmings came up with the ultimate Halloween prank to teach their kid a lesson. So if you are not in the mood to go Trick or Treating tonight, then take your kids’ temperature and tell then they got the Ebola.
More candy for me, the more kids that don’t go out. What?
We’ve heard LeVar Burton read children book’s, but we’ve never heard him read the one that parents secretly read when their unruly baby won’t go to sleep. That storybook is Adam Mansbach’s Go the F*ck to Sleep.
It wasn’t as good as Samuel L Jackson’s version, but it still really f*cking awesome to hear read something so naughty. Don’t you agree?
Have you been thinking of giving up fast food burgers, but haven’t had the will power to do it? Well this video from BuzzFeed Blue, will convince you to never eat another one again.
They bought a cheeseburger from Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Carl’s Jr, Jack in the Box, Umami and In-N-Out, and then they put them each in a glass jar for 30 days to see how they would age. When the month was up, they took them out to see how well they did or didn’t do.
You will be surprised to see which burger rotted the most and which one didn’t rot at all. Think you know how your favorite hamburger did, you will be surprised. Maybe not about the one which remained intact, but which one deteriorated the most.
BTW is anyone else craving a cheeseburger or is it just me?
Cody got some teeth pulled at the dentist and that means that the 16 year old was put under. When he awoke, he was upset to find out that Beyonce wasn’t there by his side. The teenager was devastated, and thankfully his mom was there to record it all. Even while her son cried, felt sick, thought he was paralyzed and so many other things, she still recorded it and laughed. And she didn’t even feel bad when her son said she was a good mom. To me that makes her mother of the year. Even though she couldn’t get Beyonce to be there for her son when he woke up from his surgery. So I ask again, how can Beyonce do that to this kid?
The Wallkill Mighty Mites were all excited to play their first home game this weekend, but the 6 and 7 year olds ran into a problem. That problem was the banner.
The youth football team ran out on to the field; and when they tried to break the banner, it didn’t break. So one by one, they fell on top of each other as the banner remained intact even though their pride wasn’t.
So what went wrong? According to James Cracolici, the vinyl banner is actually two pieces held together with Velcro, but the sign was facing the opposite way. Leading him to believe that is why it didn’t break into two when confronted by the mighty team.
Now before you feel bad for the little tykes, they won the game. Actually they clobbered it by scoring 24-0. So it’s not how you start the game, it’s how you finish it. Although the way they started it is totally epic and a touchdown to me.
I openly admit, I love seeing people in pain. I don’t cause the pain, but if I see someone hurt themselves, I laugh. It just happens. I don’t mean to do it. I’m not a bad person, I am just weird that way.
Anyways, when I saw a video on YouTube titled, The Taser Photoshoot by Fstoppers, I had to watch it. Basically, it is a bunch of people being photographed as they get tasered. Their reaction to sudden shocking pain had me in hysterics. Because that is how I roll.
Although, when I stopped laughing for a few seconds, I wasn’t sure if their reaction looked more like one of pain or an orgasm. They do look the same in same slow motion. What do you think?
BTW can someone tell me I am not the only person who laughs at pain? Please, let me know I am not the only one with this problem?
How many times have we’ve all flown and heard the same boring safety instructions done by the flight attendants? You find yourself tuning them out instead of paying attention to them, which you should.
Well, there is a steward on Southwest Airlines who actually makes them fun. Actually, fun is too soft of a word to describe him and his verbal instructions because he’s absolutely ingenious and downright hysterical. Don’t take my word for it, watch the video if you need a laugh or if you are planning to fly in the near future.
I know I will never forget what he taught me. Unlike most of the time when I fly, and I forget what they said before the flight even takes off.
So, I am doing my search for things to post and I see a YouTube video titled “The worst pain known to man”. Well being the sadist that I am, I assumed it was a guy getting hit in the privates. It is not.
It is a guy trying on bullet ant filled gloves from an Amazonian tribe who uses it as a coming of age ritual. Hamish Blake, was able to keep them on for a split second, but the extreme pain he felt lasted for hours afterwards. It was so bad, that he was taken to the hospital an hour away from where he was located. It took him 8 hours and a whole lot of morphine to finally stop screaming in pain. One of the first things he said is that he grew an extra testicle after his latest stunt for Hamish & Andy.
Which is a good thing because News.Com.Au has video of a previous stunt he did for the Australian show, where his first two testicles held a 20 pound weight. Therefore, it sounds like he needed another one down there.
The duo kind of makes the Jacka$$es look like lame a$$es. Don’t you agree?
BTW why isn’t their show airing somewhere in The US because the sadist in me really wants to watch it. Would you watch?
We all know that a perfectly crafted ice cream sundae can be a work of art, and now we are seeing that melting ice cream can be the same. Ilsoo Yang time lapsed several different versions of ice cream melting and there is something so beautiful about it. I don’t know what makes it so fascinating, but I just couldn’t stop watching it. And now, I am craving ice cream like no one’s business.
What do you think of all of that ice cream liquifying?
Even though this Air New Zealand safety video has been out for four months, people are up in arms about it today. They feel that using Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models in bikinis to demonstrate how to remain safe on an airplane sexist. I am woman and I think it is brilliant. It makes those boring videos we have seen so many times so much enjoyable to watch.
I remember several years ago Gillian Anderson hosted a special on Fox about airline safety and one of the things she said you should always do is watch those instructional videos at the beginning of your flight. So since then, every time I fly I watch them. And every time, I and bored out of my mind and forget what they say. If I saw Air New Zealand video, then I would remember everything they said because it is something different and fun. So to all you other airlines throughout the world, I implore you to do the same. So don’t listen to those uptight people, who constantly ring the bell for the littlest thing when they are on a plane, who say they hate this video, and make your own version of it ASAP. I hope that JetBlue gets the ball rolling first because they are the only airline I am flying these days.