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A woman was so sick of her boyfriend pranking her that she decided to get some hot revenge on him. She knows that when he comes home, he needs to take a poopy. That means he will need to wipe his a$$, so she sprayed the toilet paper with some pepper spray. What happens next is a sadist’s dream.
Slowly you hear moans coming from the bathroom before you finally see him come out. He is in so much pain he can’t even stand. He grabs his butt and screams in agony. His girlfriend can’t stop laughing as he begs her to stop filming. When she won’t, he decides to hide from her in the closet.
Thinking he has been through enough, she offers him some ice to sooth to fire. What he doesn’t know, is that she also sprayed the cubes with the spray.
He tries once again to get away from her by cooling off his tucas off in the shower. Again this fails for him.
Eventually the pain subsides, but will their relationship? Hopefully not because we need more pranks like this one from these two!
So a mother asked her daughter to clean the stuffing out of a turkey on Thanksgiving and what the teen found left us and her in tears. There was another turkey (so she thought) in it. When she realized that the cooked bird was pregnant, she started to cry.
What she didn’t realize is her mom put a Cornish hen inside of it to prank her. If you don’t get the joke, turkeys lay eggs and don’t give birth. In the girl’s defense, turkey eggs are not popular so it makes sense why she might not have known how they repopulate.
Animeme took the second biggest song from Frozen and had Breaking Bad’s Walter White’s sing a version of it only he would sing. Instead of Elsa singing Do You Want to Build a Snowman? to Anna, he sang Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab? to Jesse Pinkman. Since I don’t have any kids addicted to the Disney Classic, I love this video. But I feel for parents who hear this song and can’t get this version out of their heads. You know, because they will sing it out loud and then their kids will follow suit. When their kids start singing the song at school, then their teachers will call Child Services on their parents and they will be in big trouble.
Tevyn Demmings came up with the ultimate Halloween prank to teach their kid a lesson. So if you are not in the mood to go Trick or Treating tonight, then take your kids’ temperature and tell then they got the Ebola.
More candy for me, the more kids that don’t go out. What?
We’ve heard LeVar Burton read children book’s, but we’ve never heard him read the one that parents secretly read when their unruly baby won’t go to sleep. That storybook is Adam Mansbach’s Go the F*ck to Sleep.
It wasn’t as good as Samuel L Jackson’s version, but it still really f*cking awesome to hear read something so naughty. Don’t you agree?
Have you been thinking of giving up fast food burgers, but haven’t had the will power to do it? Well this video from BuzzFeed Blue, will convince you to never eat another one again.
They bought a cheeseburger from Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Carl’s Jr, Jack in the Box, Umami and In-N-Out, and then they put them each in a glass jar for 30 days to see how they would age. When the month was up, they took them out to see how well they did or didn’t do.
You will be surprised to see which burger rotted the most and which one didn’t rot at all. Think you know how your favorite hamburger did, you will be surprised. Maybe not about the one which remained intact, but which one deteriorated the most.
BTW is anyone else craving a cheeseburger or is it just me?
Cody got some teeth pulled at the dentist and that means that the 16 year old was put under. When he awoke, he was upset to find out that Beyonce wasn’t there by his side. The teenager was devastated, and thankfully his mom was there to record it all. Even while her son cried, felt sick, thought he was paralyzed and so many other things, she still recorded it and laughed. And she didn’t even feel bad when her son said she was a good mom. To me that makes her mother of the year. Even though she couldn’t get Beyonce to be there for her son when he woke up from his surgery. So I ask again, how can Beyonce do that to this kid?
The Wallkill Mighty Mites were all excited to play their first home game this weekend, but the 6 and 7 year olds ran into a problem. That problem was the banner.
The youth football team ran out on to the field; and when they tried to break the banner, it didn’t break. So one by one, they fell on top of each other as the banner remained intact even though their pride wasn’t.
So what went wrong? According to James Cracolici, the vinyl banner is actually two pieces held together with Velcro, but the sign was facing the opposite way. Leading him to believe that is why it didn’t break into two when confronted by the mighty team.
Now before you feel bad for the little tykes, they won the game. Actually they clobbered it by scoring 24-0. So it’s not how you start the game, it’s how you finish it. Although the way they started it is totally epic and a touchdown to me.
I openly admit, I love seeing people in pain. I don’t cause the pain, but if I see someone hurt themselves, I laugh. It just happens. I don’t mean to do it. I’m not a bad person, I am just weird that way.
Anyways, when I saw a video on YouTube titled, The Taser Photoshoot by Fstoppers, I had to watch it. Basically, it is a bunch of people being photographed as they get tasered. Their reaction to sudden shocking pain had me in hysterics. Because that is how I roll.
Although, when I stopped laughing for a few seconds, I wasn’t sure if their reaction looked more like one of pain or an orgasm. They do look the same in same slow motion. What do you think?
BTW can someone tell me I am not the only person who laughs at pain? Please, let me know I am not the only one with this problem?
How many times have we’ve all flown and heard the same boring safety instructions done by the flight attendants? You find yourself tuning them out instead of paying attention to them, which you should.
Well, there is a steward on Southwest Airlines who actually makes them fun. Actually, fun is too soft of a word to describe him and his verbal instructions because he’s absolutely ingenious and downright hysterical. Don’t take my word for it, watch the video if you need a laugh or if you are planning to fly in the near future.
I know I will never forget what he taught me. Unlike most of the time when I fly, and I forget what they said before the flight even takes off.