Admit it, we’ve all sang at the top of our lungs in our shower, but how many of you can say you busted a move while you were in there? Well, there’s a 12-year-old boy prefers dancing in the rain instead of singing in it. Josh Fairbanks couldn’t figure out why his son was taking such long showers since they installed a blue tooth speaker in the bathroom, and then he found out why. He was doing a Billy Idol in there and Dancing with Myself. Not that type of dancing with myself, that most boys his age are doing in there, but actually dancing. You know what, he needs to put on his boogie shoes (and shirt, pants and underwear too) and show his classmates how good of a dancer he is. With those moves, he can quickly become the most popular boy in his class.
And in 6 years, if he still likes dancing nude under water as it pours down on him, then there is a job he would be perfect for. You know, he can be an extra in Magic Mike XXXXXXXXXXXXXL.
But for now he needs to focus on the school dances because he is a dancing machine!
BTW Logan, also sings in the shower too! He’s a total double threat!
A woman went food shopping with her son and a man, and she got the shock of her life. Her 12 month old boy was able to push the 235lbs man in the shopping cart all by himself with such ease, she declared that the World’s Strongest Man needs to watch out. Forget him, I think the cast of Expendables needs to watch out because DJ is gunning for their job.
Heck, now I am waiting for the movie where he battles out with The Rock. They can call that fight movie, DJ vs DJ! Normally my money would be on DJ, but this time I am not sure. Who do you think will win?
There’s no better way to start off your when, Then with bathroom humor. Right? Well, happy Monday! Rachael Jonrowe was talking to the Georgetown City Council in Texas about an item she wants to have passed, when one of her fellow councilmen got up to go to the bathroom. Said councilman forgot one thing when he went to use the little boy’s room and that was to shut off his microphone. Therefor, everyone at the meeting got hear him pee and pee and pee and pee. How much did he have to drink? On a positive note, at least his prostate is still going strong. On a negative note, he forgot to wash his hands. So if he asks to shake your hand, tell him you are a germophobe or something else to get out of it.
Now back to the council people, the Mayor Pro Tem couldn’t control her laughter as she listened to him unzip his zipper and pee like a racing horse; then when he flushed she completely lost it. The Urinator came back and couldn’t understand why everyone was in hysterics. Eventually someone told him why and he didn’t care. That takes balls. Thankfully, we just heard them and didn’t see them.
I guess his prostate and balls are why we say everything is bigger in Texas! Yee haw!
If you are like me, then you love going to outdoor concerts. But you are a taking a risk every time you go to one. One you probably didn’t know about until video. What is it? A bird flying over you and taking a huge dump on your shoulder.
I don’t know what’s funnier, the bird pooping on the man or the people behind him trying to explain what happened. It’s a tie!
Whatever did a social experiment by having 2 pretty women go up to 100 complete male strangers on the street and ask them if they want to have sex right then and there. The final total is shocking, a number that totally floored me. You won’t even believe how it turned out.
It isn’t only the numbers that are amazing, it was some of the responses. Most guys who said no said they had a girlfriend or they were gay. But then they were others who offered to go on a date with her first. There were even a few that said to her that she should get help and one even tried to analyze her.
My big takeaway from this is not all men are scum and that is a great thing.
Remember when you were a kid and you played Duck, Duck, Goose? You basically sat in a circle and prayed that the person walking around you and your friends wasn’t going to tap your head and say goose? If they did, then you would have to get off your a$$ until they sat down in the safe spot unless you tagged them.
Well, when a teenage girl left her house, she played a different version of the game. That’s because when a duck saw her; he didn’t wait to tap her on her head to say goose, he just chased her until she was seated in the safe spot.
I just love how her family laughed at her as she ran from that night’s dinner. I say that night’s dinner because you know they are going to have Duck A L’Orange for supper after that chase.
Danny Ford saw a huge wolf spider on his kitchen floor, so he decided to kill it with a broom. What he didn’t know is that she was pregnant, and she gave birth as soon as he hit her. Hundreds of her babies started crawling all over the place. To make matters worse mama spider didn’t die, so he kept smashing the broom on the ground until they were all dead.
If this video doesn’t make you scream and give you nightmares, you are much stronger person than the rest of us. I am still cringing just thinking about it and yet I can’t stop watching the video.
So you know that couple that loves to prank each other, well they are back with another one that might be sadly their last. Erik recently pranked his girlfriend by putting a stuffed dog in the washer and telling Domisha it was her real dog. She didn’t find it funny, so she me made him the butt of all jokes. While he was in his birthday suit, she put two wax strips on a chair and told him to sit his naked a$$ down. I shouldn’t say naked because it used to be a full of a lot hair.
On that note, he decided to get her back by playing a joke on her that involved hair. While she was taking a bath, he came in to wash her locks. What she didn’t know is that he had some fake hair in his hand and is going to tell her it was hers. Her reaction to his latest prank, proves why you should never mess with a woman and her hair and to also have a doctor on a speed dial! You will understand what that means when you watch both videos. They are worth the watch because the sadist in you will laugh.
I will openly admit I am a sadist, so I love to watch people suffer. The latest example of my enjoyment comes from the daily internet show Good Mythical Morning. Rhett and Link decided to take an ice bath for 8 grueling minutes. Just sitting in freezing cold ice water was not enough for them, so they added some challenges. At the 2 minute mark, they sang Let It Go from Frozen which weirdly enough seemed to calm them down. At the 4 minute mark, they drank Slushees and got brain freezes. If their brains weren’t frozen enough by they, at the 6 minute mark they wore ice helmets for the rest of their stay in the ice chamber.
Finally, it was time to get out and they could barely stand up. They were like two very old men trying to stand up after a big Early Bird Special dinner. Which is weird because the ice bath is supposed to make you feel younger. Guess you will feel that way once your body reaches room temperature again many many many hours later.
So if you like to watch people suffer, then you will enjoy this video as much as me!
Many of us feared what would happened to our phones if we dropped it into the toilet? Well Catalin Marin experienced something so much worse with his iPhone. When the photographer was taking a photo of the Dubai skyline from the roof of a 40 story building, it slipped out of his hand and fell to the Earth. Since the camera was on, it recorded it’s free fall down to the ground. If you weren’t afraid of heights before watching this thrilling video, you will be afterwards.
Now, I bet you are wondering what the iPhone 6 looked like after its death defying plight? You will be completely shocked, so to see it click here!