Snoop Dogg threw the first pitch at the San Diego Padres game yesterday and it was just like him, high. I guess you can’t teach old doggs new tricks, like how to throw a ball since they are so used to catching. Seriously, has anyone seen a dogg pitch before this? I think not.
Now some say, Snoop’s pitch was worse than 50 Cent’s and I disagree. Snoop’s was more on the money.
Hey networks, I got a brilliant reality show, forget Lip Sync Battle, let’s do First Pitch Battle. The first one to get the baseball into the Catcher’s mitt wins! Although that show might go on for weeks if it between Fiddy and Snoop!
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they had on Snoop Dogg and Psy, who talked about their upcoming song. The two revealed that they spent so much time working on it that they had no time to have any fun. So the ABC host took them out to sing some Karaoke. Psy rapped one of Snoop’s songs, and no one knows what the hell the rapper did to Gangnam Style. But the one thing we do know is that was so much fun.
Seriously, who knew that Psy was a the Shiznit when it came to rapping?
Ever wonder if Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson got together, who would out smoke who under the table? While Willie has years on Snoop Dogg that can work both for and against him.
Well we got that answer yesterday when Snoopzilla (his newest name) was Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night host asked him how many blunts he smokes a day. Snoop Lion (his former name) told him he smokes 75 of them a day, yes 75 a day. So Kimmel said that he bets that Willie Nelson would have a problem keeping up with him. To which Snoop (since he keeps that part of the name, I will stick with that one) was like no no no.
You see three years ago on 4/20 in Amsterdam (how perfect is that) the two of them played a concert together and smoked together. So much so, that Snoop told Jimmy, “Willie Nelson is the only person that actually smoked me out that I had to quit.” Now even though Snoop got his bong handed to him, he said that they still had a blast together. I hope somewhere there is a tape of this because it must be legendary.
Hats off to Willie because he can really hold his pot if he can make Snoop say mercy!
BTW James Franco was also a guest on JKL yesterday and I totally got a contact high from watching the show.
Snoop Dogg is returning to One Life to Live on May 28th for the first time since he changed him name to Snoop Lion and what can I say after watching that preview. Well I could say that I am pretty sure he sent the cast and crew a little present from his green house before his appearance. I mean how else could you explain what they wrote for him for that scene And was Hillary B. Smith experiencing a contact high when she was standing next to him because she was laughing like someone who smoked some of the good shiznit! And I am sure him back on the soap opera next week will totally be the shiznit!
Lindsay Lohan Tweeted the above picture and said “congrats to @EmilyAnnBush for playing @justsingit! Hangin here w/ me and @SnoopDogg #sing”. But all I could notice in that picture is that Snoop Dogg aka Lion looks so wasted. Then again it hasn’t even been a full week since 4/20, so he is probably still enjoying stuff from party that was shut down on Monday. Why let the good shiznit go to waste?
Snoop Dogg surprised the audience at Coachella yesterday by having Tupac perform with him live on the stage. Fifteen years after the singer was gunned down in Vegas he was resurrected for a special performance via a hologram.
As cool as at that is, I am not sure that Coachella was the best place to debut the act. Especially on the last day of an outdoor music festival where almost everyone there is high and tripping. I mean can you imagine all the people freaking out thinking that the hallucination was real and not just a hallucination? There were probably a lot of people freaked out over it. Seriously I am freaked out and I am sober.
On March 15th, we will get to Donald Trump being Roasted on Comedy Central by “professionals” and today they announced who they are going to be. This Roast will include Whitney Cummings, Snoop Dogg, Anthony Jeselnik, Larry King, Lisa Lampanelli, Marlee Matlin, Jeffrey Ross and Mike â€œThe Situationâ€ Sorrentino. I get some of the names, but Snoop Dogg and The Situation? Actually I take that back because I want to see Snoop smoke Trump’s hair. You know because it can look weed? Or is that weeds? Well you understood what I was saying?
Comedy Central said more names will be added and don’t tell I am the only one who is rooting that Rosie O’Donnell is one of them???
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Snoop Dogg spent the day at San Diego’s SeaWorld and he hooked up with the cool Clyde. Looking at that picture I had to wonder if because he has smoked so much pot that he thought he was actually posing with Seal the singer aka Mr Heidi Klum. Although you would think the smoother skin would have been a give away. Too mean? Then throw me a fish!
BTW Clyde is actually a seal lion and not a seal, but this post would not have worked as well with the facts and that picture so needed to be Captioned by me!
Snoop Dogg had such a good time doing ABC’s One Life to Live last year that he will be back for more in February. According to Soap Opera Digest he will be performing I Wanna Rock from his new album and we will learn more about his other connection to Llanview. Maybe Snoop can become a regular on the show. One Life to Live needs all the help they can get because the rumor is they might be the next one to get the ax and after the cancellation of both Guiding Light and As The World Turns we can’t afford to lose another soap.
UPDATE: Snoop Dogg explained why he is returning to the ABC soap on February 24th, “As I said when I was here last time, I’ve been a fan of ‘One Life to Live’ since I was a baby because my momma always had it on,” said Snoop Dogg. “It’s cool to come back and hang with Bo Buchanan and the people in Llanview and ‘rock out with them.'” Too cool!!!
Remember when Snopp Dogg and his entourage caused a ruckus at Heathrow a year ago, well the British Government did not forget it either. They have decided not grant him a Visa to enter the country to play there on the 27th according to NME. The reason for their decision is that he took a caution when he was arrested for the incident at Heathrow last April.
His people had this to say, "Snoop and his team are mystified at the decision. They are hoping that the British government will reconsider this decision, especially as he has toured here before and sees the UK as being the highlight of the tour. He has asked how he can help rectify the situation and would happily talk to and give assurances to the officials." His people added the show will go on with or without Snoop Dogg. I think that they will let him in, but for the meantime I hope he is learning a lesson don't get arrested at airports.