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Is George Clooney losing his sexiness?
June 6th, 2013 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

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George Clooney was photographed directing scenes from The Monuments Men yesterday and I couldn’t get over how old looking he got. He is only 52, but I think that mustache has aged him at least 20 years. He reminds me of the men I would see walking down Miami Beach when I lived there. Oy!
Seriously seeing him there looking like that, I am finding it hard to remember the days when I used to think he was the hottest thing out there. I guess that is just The Facts of Life.


Is this how George Clooney gets women too?
December 14th, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

George Clooney did an interview with Esquire and he told the magazine the sneaky way he won over a rescue dog to call him his own. The Oscar winner decided it has been a while since he had a pooch, so he went online and found a rescue dog called Einstein that he had to have. When he called the place, he asked when he could meet the dog with a smart name and the woman said, “Yes, we’ll bring him to your house, but if he doesn’t like you, he can’t stay. We have to have good homes for these dogs.” So when the time came for the two to meet, People’s Sexiest Man Alive was nervous that someone would actually not like him. He then told the mag he did something tricky to win over the pup. He ran “into the kitchen, where I have these turkey meatballs, and I rub them all over my shoes.” Well it worked because man’s best friend “throws himself at my feet” and it was love at first sniff. The two are very much in love as seen in the picture above. I wonder if the dog chewed up all of Clooney’s shoes to see if they also tasted like turkey meatballs?
After reading this story, I wondered what the eternal bachelor secretly uses to date women about half his age?


When did George Clooney get such bushy eyebrows?
December 7th, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

I guess now that George Clooney is dating an older woman (as in she is in her 30’s), he doesn’t care about his appearance as much and is letting his eyebrows grow out. Actually they are fake, it was something he did for The NY Times feature called Touch of Evil. But for a second how much fun was it to see what the Oscar winner will look like in a few year when age catches up to him? He will be perfect for Walter Matthau’s part in Grumpier Old Men! He does look extremely grumpy in that picture. You know like those few hours when he is single in between dating women that are old enough to be his daughter.


The clock is ticking on George Clooney and Stacy Keibler’s relationship?
November 21st, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

(photo from Jonathan Ogden)

Stacy Keibler took to Twitter yesterday with a declaration that might cause problems to her relationship with George Clooney. The former-WWE Wrestler Tweeted, “You kno its love when your boyfriend has elbow surgery 2 days ago and takes u to a #ravens game…especially when he’s a Bengals fan.” Yikes she used the L word; and as it has seemed in his past relationships when they got too serious the wanna be single Oscar winner has ended them. So I wonder if they will make it to the New Year or maybe they will shock me and it really is love? Personally I think it was just sex because he has said he does like to wrestle with her and what is sex?


George Clooney had his first orgasm when he was in grade school!
November 9th, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

George Clooney did an interview with Rolling Stone and what he revealed seems more like it was for Playboy instead. He talked about when he lost his virginity, his first orgasm, “Johnsons” and farts.
He told the magazine that he lost his cherry when he was 16, an age that he says was “young, very young, too young”. Probably because if you think about his current girlfriend wasn’t even born when he was practicing to make babies.
Now even though he says first time was too young, he actually shares that he had his first orgasm about a decade beforehand. He divulged, “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, “Oh, my God, this feels great!” So if I ever meet him, I will make sure to wear ropes since I know it will bring back a fond memory and maybe I can help him remember his first time!!!
Now the interview wasn’t only about orgasms and virginity, he also shared what always makes him giggle. He loves the word “Johnson” so much so that he said “Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.’ You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.” He’s also pretty fond of farts, especially when hanging out with his pals. “We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
Now that I know him better, I am not exactly sure it was for the better.


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