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Hell has frozen over because George Clooney is engaged
April 26th, 2014 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


Thousands of starlets are crying over their missed opportunity to be Mrs George Clooney or at least to say that they dated him long enough to get on Dancing with the Stars. That’s because the notorious bachelor has finally found another woman he wants to walk down the aisle with. That woman is Amal Alamuddin, a British lawyer who specializes in International Law, and they’ve only been dating for a few months. What is so special about her? A source told People, “He’s with someone who is a very accomplished attorney. She isn’t someone who is pursuing a career in acting or entertainment. She’s on his level.”
She’s on his level for today, at least, because let’s be real who thinks they’re really going to make it to their wedding day. But if they do, this has been a really bad for us women. That’s because we’ve lost both George Clooney and Johnny Depp to other women, even though it seems like we never would.

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BTWF roles: George Clooney in the Uncle Al Show
April 24th, 2014 under Before They Were Famous, George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


via The Back Door
Before George Clooney was the Captain of the ship in The Perfect Storm, he was just a sailor on a boat in the Uncle Al Show. Even when he was 8 years old in that 1970 bit, he still knew how to pick up the ladies!

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I’m kind of wishing for Sandra Bullock to die in the Gravity trailer
September 5th, 2013 under George Clooney, Sandra Bullock. [ Comments: none ]


Remember the end of that movie The Perfect Storm, and Mark Wahlberg’s head kept bobbing up and down in water and he just wouldn’t die. So then you found yourself screaming at the screen “Die already!” and after several minutes he finally did? Well that is the feeling I got when I watched the trailer for Gravity that is out on October 4th. It seems like it could be a good movie, but at a certain point I think I would find myself bored with it. Like enough torture and let’s get this resolved already. I mean how much sh!t can you see someone go through in about three hours before you like, c’mon just end it already? But that could just be my way of looking at movies with George Clooney in them, to me all of them suck since he did One Fine Day.
Now back to Sandra Bullock, I really like her, but it’s like enough already with the heavy breathing. And that is why it reminded me of that other movie George Clooney did. I rooted for his death in that movie when he was steering the boat over that huge wave, you so know the scene I am talking about.

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Is George Clooney losing his sexiness?
June 6th, 2013 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]




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George Clooney was photographed directing scenes from The Monuments Men yesterday and I couldn’t get over how old looking he got. He is only 52, but I think that mustache has aged him at least 20 years. He reminds me of the men I would see walking down Miami Beach when I lived there. Oy!
Seriously seeing him there looking like that, I am finding it hard to remember the days when I used to think he was the hottest thing out there. I guess that is just The Facts of Life.

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Is this how George Clooney gets women too?
December 14th, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


George Clooney did an interview with Esquire and he told the magazine the sneaky way he won over a rescue dog to call him his own. The Oscar winner decided it has been a while since he had a pooch, so he went online and found a rescue dog called Einstein that he had to have. When he called the place, he asked when he could meet the dog with a smart name and the woman said, “Yes, we’ll bring him to your house, but if he doesn’t like you, he can’t stay. We have to have good homes for these dogs.” So when the time came for the two to meet, People’s Sexiest Man Alive was nervous that someone would actually not like him. He then told the mag he did something tricky to win over the pup. He ran “into the kitchen, where I have these turkey meatballs, and I rub them all over my shoes.” Well it worked because man’s best friend “throws himself at my feet” and it was love at first sniff. The two are very much in love as seen in the picture above. I wonder if the dog chewed up all of Clooney’s shoes to see if they also tasted like turkey meatballs?
After reading this story, I wondered what the eternal bachelor secretly uses to date women about half his age?

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When did George Clooney get such bushy eyebrows?
December 7th, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


I guess now that George Clooney is dating an older woman (as in she is in her 30′s), he doesn’t care about his appearance as much and is letting his eyebrows grow out. Actually they are fake, it was something he did for The NY Times feature called Touch of Evil. But for a second how much fun was it to see what the Oscar winner will look like in a few year when age catches up to him? He will be perfect for Walter Matthau’s part in Grumpier Old Men! He does look extremely grumpy in that picture. You know like those few hours when he is single in between dating women that are old enough to be his daughter.

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The clock is ticking on George Clooney and Stacy Keibler’s relationship?
November 21st, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from Jonathan Ogden)

Stacy Keibler took to Twitter yesterday with a declaration that might cause problems to her relationship with George Clooney. The former-WWE Wrestler Tweeted, “You kno its love when your boyfriend has elbow surgery 2 days ago and takes u to a #ravens game…especially when he’s a Bengals fan.” Yikes she used the L word; and as it has seemed in his past relationships when they got too serious the wanna be single Oscar winner has ended them. So I wonder if they will make it to the New Year or maybe they will shock me and it really is love? Personally I think it was just sex because he has said he does like to wrestle with her and what is sex?

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George Clooney had his first orgasm when he was in grade school!
November 9th, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


George Clooney did an interview with Rolling Stone and what he revealed seems more like it was for Playboy instead. He talked about when he lost his virginity, his first orgasm, “Johnsons” and farts.
He told the magazine that he lost his cherry when he was 16, an age that he says was “young, very young, too young”. Probably because if you think about his current girlfriend wasn’t even born when he was practicing to make babies.
Now even though he says first time was too young, he actually shares that he had his first orgasm about a decade beforehand. He divulged, “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, “Oh, my God, this feels great!” So if I ever meet him, I will make sure to wear ropes since I know it will bring back a fond memory and maybe I can help him remember his first time!!!
Now the interview wasn’t only about orgasms and virginity, he also shared what always makes him giggle. He loves the word “Johnson” so much so that he said “Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.’ You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.” He’s also pretty fond of farts, especially when hanging out with his pals. “We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
Now that I know him better, I am not exactly sure it was for the better.

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Elisabetta Canalis shouldn’t have said “in the future I will be married”
June 22nd, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from WireImage)

Recently Elisabetta Canalis told Chi magazine, “I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don’t need anything to confirm how happy I am.” Today George Clooney and her have made an announcement that is leaving the 32 year old unhappy. A rep for the couple that dated for two years told People, “We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy,” No reason was given for the split, but who else besides me is thinking it is because she said she wants to be married some day and he has said he will never get married again.
Poor Elisabetta it was a good ride, while she was on him, I mean it.
Somewhere there is a cocktail waitress with aspirations of being famous that will soon find her prayers answered when George Clooney walks into the joint she works in.

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And with one sentence I am over George Clooney…
February 23rd, 2011 under George Clooney. [ Comments: 1 ]


(photo from WireImage)

When George Clooney was on TV and doing horror movies, I liked him. When he jumped from the small screen to the big screen, I started to lose interest because I think his movies are unwatchable. But because of his looks, I remained loyal. That was until this interview he did with Newsweek and they asked him about what his political ambitions are.

“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know,” he said, sitting outside the Central Pub in Juba, scarfing down pizza. “I f–ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.” A smart campaigner, he believes, “would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’?”

After reading how he described his many trysts as “I f*cked too many chicks,” I have lost all respect for him. If he thinks that all the women he had sex with can be described like that, than I am done. I am not a feminist, but c’mon he is almost 50 years old (looking closer to 60), he should know better and have answered that question with a little more class. He acts like he is a classy guy, but that answer was not.

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