It is time for a new edition of Carpool Karaoke on The Late Late Show and this time James Corden is driving Gwen Stefani around. The two of them were chatting, singing her songs and acting out Emojis when they suddenly hit traffic.
They realized that the best way to beat it, was to get in the HOV lane. Only problem is that they needed two more people. Where are they going to get them? That’s when the CBS late night host called his friend George Clooney who in turn called his co-star Julia Roberts. Ironically enough they have a movie coming out, so this worked out perfectly for them.
Anyways, once they had their seatbelts on, it was time to belt out some songs. The first tune was Hollaback Girl. Clooney guessed what he thought it was about and the the woman behind it told him that he was close. But she didn’t tell us what it’s about, just that she won.
But did they win Carpool Karaoke? That went to Julia Roberts who I think I actually came off as really likable in this bit. Unlike Clooney, who I think came off even more detestable in it. Who did you think won the ride down Stefansi’s musical lane?
Last year Jimmy Kimmel Live staged a reunion between the female Friends and now he did the same for George Clooney with ER. The only people that were missing is well everyone else who was on the medical drama. Instead he found a substitute to put on his scrubs again, Hugh Laurie brought House back for one night only.
After watching Doug Ross and House try their worst to save the ABC late night host’s life, I think they need to have medical sitcom together. It isn’t like Clooney didn’t do comedy called ER before he did the serious one and Laurie is just a genius in everything he does.
One final note, I didn’t realize how old Clooney got since I saw him back in the hospital.
Hugh Jackman is doing press for Pan and a reporter asked him, if he was a female, which male celebrity would he date? Blackbeard thought about it for a second and said, “I reckon, George Clooney cause he’s funny and he’s naughty and he’s kind of cheeky and he just looks like fun.” So now you know the way to Wolverine’s heart, you have to show him your butt cheeks. That is what cheeky means, right? Joking.
I don’t get the whole Clooney appeal. I can understand liking him in the ’80s and the ’90s, but to me, he lost it this century when he became such a pompous know-it-all. Do you still find him attractive?
Let’s be frank, we all pictured George Clooney using a pair of handcuffs in the bedroom with his lovers, but tonight he used a pair on a man. The Oscar winner doesn’t want David Letterman to retire from The Late Show, so he handcuffed himself to the CBS late night host. Then once they were attached at the wrists, Clooney threw the key into the audience. Only problem is, he didn’t think the whole plan through. Now they are stuck with each other until someone finds the key or they get so sick of each other that one of them gnaws his hand off to break free. Hopefully, one of them saw Saw or 127 Hours for some ideas on how to get out of their situation.
If you are like me, then you are so over George Clooney and couldn’t give a crap that he finally got married again. If you are not like me, then here are the pictures with the former-Bachelor and his bride, Amal Alamuddin, on their wedding day from People and Hello!. They are boring just like him. Remember when he used to be so cool? Then he started doing boring movies that only people who like Oscar movies enjoy. I think he was so much more likeable and better looking when he was on TV. Once he started doing movies, he became a snooze.
When it comes to his Mrs, I really like her dress. It is simple but yet very elegant. The perfect gown for a blushing bride. I can see women wanting to wear one just like it on their big day.
What do you think of these photos of Mr & Mrs Clooney?
Thousands of starlets are crying over their missed opportunity to be Mrs George Clooney or at least to say that they dated him long enough to get on Dancing with the Stars. That’s because the notorious bachelor has finally found another woman he wants to walk down the aisle with. That woman is Amal Alamuddin, a British lawyer who specializes in International Law, and they’ve only been dating for a few months. What is so special about her? A source told People, “He’s with someone who is a very accomplished attorney. She isn’t someone who is pursuing a career in acting or entertainment. She’s on his level.”
She’s on his level for today, at least, because let’s be real who thinks they’re really going to make it to their wedding day. But if they do, this has been a really bad for us women. That’s because we’ve lost both George Clooney and Johnny Depp to other women, even though it seems like we never would.
via The Back Door
Before George Clooney was the Captain of the ship in The Perfect Storm, he was just a sailor on a boat in the Uncle Al Show. Even when he was 8 years old in that 1970 bit, he still knew how to pick up the ladies!
Remember the end of that movie The Perfect Storm, and Mark Wahlberg’s head kept bobbing up and down in water and he just wouldn’t die. So then you found yourself screaming at the screen “Die already!” and after several minutes he finally did? Well that is the feeling I got when I watched the trailer for Gravity that is out on October 4th. It seems like it could be a good movie, but at a certain point I think I would find myself bored with it. Like enough torture and let’s get this resolved already. I mean how much sh!t can you see someone go through in about three hours before you like, c’mon just end it already? But that could just be my way of looking at movies with George Clooney in them, to me all of them suck since he did One Fine Day.
Now back to Sandra Bullock, I really like her, but it’s like enough already with the heavy breathing. And that is why it reminded me of that other movie George Clooney did. I rooted for his death in that movie when he was steering the boat over that huge wave, you so know the scene I am talking about.
George Clooney was photographed directing scenes from The Monuments Men yesterday and I couldn’t get over how old looking he got. He is only 52, but I think that mustache has aged him at least 20 years. He reminds me of the men I would see walking down Miami Beach when I lived there. Oy!
Seriously seeing him there looking like that, I am finding it hard to remember the days when I used to think he was the hottest thing out there. I guess that is just The Facts of Life.