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Gwyneth Paltrow’s true face revealed?
November 3rd, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly dating Brad Falchuk, the Executive Producer of Scream Queens, and looks like let her wear the Red Devil’s mask. At least I am assuming it is a mask because I am not sure it is one.


Are Gwyneth Paltrow’s true colors showing through?
October 5th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 2 ]

Gwyneth Paltrow is feeling under the weather, so she went to an infrared sauna to make herself feel better. What, steaming your vagina doesn’t work for this ailment?
But that is not the point, let’s talk about her glowing red. Some of us assume she has a pact with the devil, and now it looks we might be right. I mean, who else glows the color of Satan? Am I right?


It’s a Shallow Hal reunion!
May 28th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow met up at Rob Reynolds art show and they look as close as they did when they did Shallow Hal back in 2001.
Although, all I could think of when I saw them together is that the movie was given the wrong title. Knowing what we know now, I think they should have called it Shallow Gwyneth. What?


Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vajayjay
January 28th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyenth Paltrow took to her Goop web site to tell everyone that she steams her lady part.
The actress talked about going to a new spa and what makes it different than any other one she has gone to in the past. Midway through her post, she said, “We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels.” Then she added, “If you’re in LA, you have to do it.” I have a four words to say to that, “HELL TO THE NO!”
I like my vegetables steamed, but not my fish. Who was like, steaming your vajayjay is a good idea. It is bad enough to get hot wax down there, I don’t want anything else hot down there. Unless it is a hot guy.
Seriously though, ouch and why??? The site explains all of the benefits, but I would rather live with all the negative stuff in my uterus than have hot water coming up towards it.
Can someone please make Gwyneth Paltrow stop sharing about her vajayay and her a$$? Let her focus on her acting which other people say she is good at. Personally, I can’t stand her stuck-up nasally voice when she talks. I wonder if she is steaming the wrong body part???
To see what the V Steam chair looks like at Tikkun Spa, then click here!


BTWF roles: Gwyneth Paltrow on Columbo
September 8th, 2014 under Before They Were Famous, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

via Jimmy Kimmel Live
Before Gwyneth Paltrow was a fat girl in Shallow Hal, she was made her mother fat on Columbo. Finally, something I can enjoy her in because she is still in her, mom, Blythe Danner’s belly, back in that 1972 episode.
She isn’t the only celebrity who got her start that way, Chris Pine also made his acting debut while still in his mother’s belly when she appeared on his father’s show, CHiPs.


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