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Gwyneth Paltrow makes a weird entrance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
June 6th, 2017 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]


Jimmy Kimmel introduced Gwyneth Paltrow like he would any guest, but she didn’t enter like all the other celebrities. Instead when the ABC late night host said her name, and she suddenly popped up from behind the couch. Then after they hugged, she rolled herself awkwardly over the couch to sit down. Why did she make such an unusual entrance on Jimmy Kimmel Live? She was recently packing her son, Moses, for his 5th grade retreat, and her foot and the couch had a nasty run in. So nasty, she broke her foot.

As someone who broke her foot, I do not know how she is wearing heels. It took me a long time to wear heels again after I got the cast off. I want to know what Goop she is on, to be in high heels while dealing with a broken foot because it should be marketed.

On that note, she told Kimmel that she hasn’t tried the Jade Egg. You know the egg you put up your vajayjay to strengthen it. I wonder why?

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What is Gwyneth Paltrow wearing?
October 26th, 2016 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Some people see Gwyneth Paltrow as a fashion icon, I am not one of them. Here she is wearing a dress that looks like the adult version of what a little girl would be wearing to wedding. The navy velvet pleated skirt showed off her legs and mama underwear between the pleats and the see-thru material on top showed off her side boob. But it was the felt maroon rose with green stem that was the ugliest part of it. Who thought that was a good idea? It should be wilting like you know.

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The things Gwyneth Paltrow does for beauty
April 4th, 2016 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


We know that Gwyneth Paltrow has done some crazy things in the name of beauty like steaming her vajayjay and now she did one that hurt like B. Actually, it hurt like bee because she told The New York Times that she got stung by bees on purpose. She said, “I’m open to anything. I’ve been stung by bees. It’s a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring.” Then she added, “It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful.” Well like duh, anyone who has been stung by a bee can you tell you that.
What isn’t she open to? She revealed that the sound bath is “too hippie-ish” for her. Yet, she can’t wait to put herself in freezer like chamber and try cryotherapy.
I would rather be ugly than try all of that. What about you?

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Gwyneth Paltrow or Medusa?
February 22nd, 2016 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyneth Paltrow got some highlights added to her hair and she shared a photo of the process.
I don’t know about you, but I think she looks like Medusa here. You know, because of the tinfoil wrapped around her locks that are standing out like snakes who are wanting to bite you. That and I felt like I was turning to stone when I looked at the picture.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s true face revealed?
November 3rd, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly dating Brad Falchuk, the Executive Producer of Scream Queens, and looks like let her wear the Red Devil’s mask. At least I am assuming it is a mask because I am not sure it is one.

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