Gwyneth Paltrow announced on her Goop blog that Chris Martin and her are separating after 10 years of marriage. The couple, who were rarely seen together, were seen out as one at two Hollywood events back in January. Although the couple looked happy, we now know they were not.
According to what the actress, the parents of Apple and Moses have been working on their marriage unsuccessfully for a year.
It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.
Gwyneth & Chris
Seriously, the only surprising thing about this announcement is they lasted a lot longer than we thought.
Finally who do you think she will be linked to first? I don’t think many she could get the men she used to get like Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. And will she stay in London or will she return to The States?
Gwyneth Paltrow Instagrammed a photo of herself drinking water without any makeup on. She might say that she has the butt of a 20 year old stripper, but I think it is evident from all those wrinkles that she has face of a 45 year old woman. She also says that water is “full of healing power”; but it looks like all that smoking she did had the opposite effect on her face.
Life & Style flexed their muscles and they got their hands on Gwyneth Paltrow’s gym demands. A source told them, “Before she showers, Gwyneth makes someone go into the stall and wipe the entire shower dry!” Then they added, “She refuses to touch what she calls ‘somebody else’s shower water.’” I mean you never know what it is somebody else’s shower water. I mean it could contain things like soap, shampoo, conditioner, dead skin cells?
Now back to the water, the source added that her lips can only touch a SmartWater bottle, a brand the gym doesn’t sell. So they say she makes a staff member run out to get her some while she is there.
And these are not her only demands. The magazine added, her hands and a$$ are too good to touch toilet paper that has been touched by someone else, so she needs a fresh roll when nature calls.
I hope she gets a call from reality and it tells her to get over herself.
Gwyneth Paltrow is doing a movie called Thanks For Sharing and I guess we are supposed to be thankful that she is showing off her butt. But personally I am grateful that they make her look like crap. Is it enough to make me go see that movie? Hell to the no, I am not a fan of real life comedies like that because they always come off as long, boring and pretentious to me. I would rather watch a sh!tty horror movie that doesn’t take it seriously because they are more enjoyable any day of the week.
So Gwyneth Paltrow was on The Kyle and Jackie O Show and the male host asked her bush. So then the Oscar winner told him the whole story. She said she no longer has the ’70s vibe going because now she is like an 8 year old girl after wearing that see-thru dress to the premiere of Iron Man 3. She explained because she wasn’t wearing any underwear that she had to shave because the hairs were poking through. And that is more than I ever wanted to know about her vajayjay, can she go back to her GOOPy talk instead? Because I don’t know anyone who has an Iron Man enough of a stomach to hear that. So ewwwwwwwwww.
BTW I think before Gwyneth put on that dress, her vajayay looked like Kyle’s beard! Yes I am so putting that image in your head because I am pure evil!
Gwyneth Paltrow wore a see thru-dress that was so revealing at the premiere of Iron Man on Wednesday that she couldn’t wear any panties with it. So Ellen DeGeneres asked her about it and the daytime talk show host got more than she bargained for. The Shallow Hal star told her, “Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor. So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day.” Then Ellen needed to know more so Paltrow told her, “I work a 70’s vibe. You know what I mean?” So so so didn’t need to know that, did you? Personally I am surprised that she needed a razor because she comes off as so controlling about everything that you would think she would’ve lasered all off a long time ago. Right?
Seriously I wonder if she watches these interviews and sees how we see her? I think she comes off as a nasally b!tch in interviews.
Oh and here is a bonus for you. Ellen DeGeneres asked her to impersonate some singers and let’s just say she whiter and more bland than Wonder Bread as she tries to do her best rap.
Gwyneth Paltrow walked the red carpet in a sheer dress that showed off her a$$ that she brags about being as tight as a 22 year old stripper’s. And here’s the deal, she is not 22 any more and needs to cover up. I am not saying she doesn’t have the body for that gown, I am just saying I don’t want to see it. We get it you eat healthy and work out all the time, but doesn’t mean you have to show it off whenever you can. Seriously that dress is made for the age of that stripper you talked about and not for a mother of 2 in her 40′s. In other words, cover up!
Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow were doing press for Iron Man 3 and at one point Tony Stark called her snob. When he reached over for a kiss, she smacked his cheek. So the morale to the story is don’t call her a snob to her face, just continue doing it behind her back like you’ve always been doing.
Gwyneth Paltrow was on Good Morning America and she appears to be so thrilled to be there. To me this picture captures her true essence as compared to when we see her with a smile. I think those smiley photos look as fake as I imagine her to be.