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The things Gwyneth Paltrow does for beauty
April 4th, 2016 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Gwyneth Paltrow has done some crazy things in the name of beauty like steaming her vajayjay and now she did one that hurt like B. Actually, it hurt like bee because she told The New York Times that she got stung by bees on purpose. She said, “I’m open to anything. I’ve been stung by bees. It’s a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring.” Then she added, “It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful.” Well like duh, anyone who has been stung by a bee can you tell you that.
What isn’t she open to? She revealed that the sound bath is “too hippie-ish” for her. Yet, she can’t wait to put herself in freezer like chamber and try cryotherapy.
I would rather be ugly than try all of that. What about you?


Gwyneth Paltrow or Medusa?
February 22nd, 2016 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow got some highlights added to her hair and she shared a photo of the process.
I don’t know about you, but I think she looks like Medusa here. You know, because of the tinfoil wrapped around her locks that are standing out like snakes who are wanting to bite you. That and I felt like I was turning to stone when I looked at the picture.


Gwyneth Paltrow’s true face revealed?
November 3rd, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly dating Brad Falchuk, the Executive Producer of Scream Queens, and looks like let her wear the Red Devil’s mask. At least I am assuming it is a mask because I am not sure it is one.


Are Gwyneth Paltrow’s true colors showing through?
October 5th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 2 ]

Gwyneth Paltrow is feeling under the weather, so she went to an infrared sauna to make herself feel better. What, steaming your vagina doesn’t work for this ailment?
But that is not the point, let’s talk about her glowing red. Some of us assume she has a pact with the devil, and now it looks we might be right. I mean, who else glows the color of Satan? Am I right?


It’s a Shallow Hal reunion!
May 28th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow met up at Rob Reynolds art show and they look as close as they did when they did Shallow Hal back in 2001.
Although, all I could think of when I saw them together is that the movie was given the wrong title. Knowing what we know now, I think they should have called it Shallow Gwyneth. What?


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