For so many seasons, Tyra Banks forced many of the contestants on America’s Next Top Model to go from long to very short, and yet the supermodel kept her long locks. Well, that is not the case any more because Banks finally got the Pixie cut herself. You know what, she makes it work. But let’s see how long it will take her to quit that look. I say she will have an all-new weave by the end of the month. How long do you give her do?
Tyra Banks is going to be on Sesame Street and she sings the Alphabet Song with Abby. The model definitely knows her ABC’s, but she doesn’t know to act. I have seen better acting done in an elementary school play than what she attempted to do.
CBS announced today that they picked up The Crazy Ones, The Millers and Mom for a full season. I get why they are sticking with the funny The Millers and the hysterical The Crazy Ones, but I don’t get Mom.
I love Chuck Lorre and I have tried to like Mom, but the show sucks the life out of you. It is so unfunny and depressing, I can’t even muster up a chuckle when I watch it. I am not crapping you because I watched Monday’s episode with Octavia Spencer and I didn’t even feel the corner of my lips go up once. If I want to watch the story of 30-something, soon-to-be grandmother because her teen daughter is pregnant, recovering alcoholic, who can’t pay the bills, I would watch a documentary on it. But I don’t, I watch comedies to laugh not to feel sorry for the characters in it. So when Mom becomes, a comedy let me know and maybe I will reconsider. To be honest I foresee CBS losing a lot of viewers on Monday, November 11th in the 9p hour because that Chuck Lorre hour is not 1/2 punch. It is even a kid slap.
The network really messed up by not promoting We Are Men as the show it was, and not what they wanted it to be.
UPDATE: The CW has it is own news, they picked up America’s Next Top Model for another season. I want to know what pictures she has on the network executives because why else would they renew this show for another season???
UPDATE 2: Fox announced today that not only did they pick up Brooklyn Nine-Nine for the full season, but that the sitcom will air after the Super Bowl. Personally I don’t think it deserves the honor, but then again I also don’t get the show. I tried, but it just wasn’t for me. To be honest I think Dads is a lot more enjoyable than the Andy Samberg show.
This season on America’s Next Top Model, they are adding boys to the mix when it returns to The CW on August 2nd. Well if you are going to have men on the show, getting a short haircut is not as traumatizing for them as it for the ladies. So Tyra Banks came up with a way to make the makeover experience really torturous for them, she is going to have them waxed! That’s right they will go hairless on their chests and legs and that is going to hurt! And you know what I can’t wait! I love to watch men get waxed, there is something about it that gets me really excited. Is that wrong?
Remember a few years ago when Tyra Banks came up with Smizing (smiling with your eyes) for America’s Next Top Model? Well now her new thing is Booty-Tooch and she demonstrated the correct way to do it on Late Night. She made Jimmy Fallon pose with his butt sticking out and then she told him to move his hips around and around. When he did that he reminded me of Dana Carvey doing the Church Lady dance. Don’t you agree with me?
Tyra Banks went on a firing spree and Nigel Barker, Mrs J (Jay Alexander) and Jay Manuel were all let go from America’s Next Top Model. Banks confirmed the news by Tweeting, “Fierce & love 2 my @NigelBarker, @MrJayManuel & Miss J. #ANTM turned us in2 a family. Excited for what the future holds for us. XOXO TyTy” Jay Manuel posted a blog called “It’s a wrap everybody” and was thankful for the last 18 cycles and he’s also excited for his future. Nigel Barker also blogged about his departure and said he is ready to move on to his next projects.
Yes I think that ANTM needed a change because I gave up the show this season, but I think they kept the wrong person. If anyone needs to go it is Tyra Banks. I hate her stupid competitions and how she makes it all about herself. It is time for her to move on.
Tyra Banks is 37 and she is all over 17 year old Justin Bieber in a way that totally creeps me out. Not only is she two decades older than him, she is also older than his mother. Maybe once she realizes that, she will stop wearing skin tight leather one-pieces. Not that she can’t wear it, I just don’t think she just should.
America’s Next Top Model’s first plus-size model Toccara Jones was walking Vibe’s Pre BET Awards Party and the 30 year old looks great. I know she said on Celebrity Fit Club that she didn’t want to lose her curves, but she definitely looks like she reshaped them. I hope she is back on ANTM all-star edition because she was always fun to watch on the show.
Tonight at 8p on The CW, America’s Next Top Model is back and they are changing it up. The audition episode is gone, but I am not going to tell you how we find out who the lucky contestants are… I will tell you that there are two challenged girls this season, one is plus-sized and the other is petite. You know in Tyra’s terms they are like dreckatude. There is one girl I am rooting for to make it to the finals and that is Jaclyn, once you hear talk you will know why I am saying this.
This season is shaping up to be different that the 15 before it. That and this group of girls look different than the ones in the cycles beforehand…granted that is before Tyra’s awful makeovers.
Talking about makeovers, at 9p Shedding for the Wedding debuts and this show pits oversized engaged couples against other and they are competing to lose the weight and if they do…they win their dream wedding. The show is hosted by recent weight loser Sara Rue, who is also getting married, and she does a good job rooting for the couples. The couples are made up of different types and each have their own dream weddings that not all the couples see eye-to-eye on. Like one couple is a gamers, another is eco-friendly, another want a Greek (think college) one and so one. It will be interesting who wins the wedding and who loses for the honeymoon? Did I mention about that? Tune into to Shedding for the wedding to find out…
Ever since the start of America’s Next Top Model started we have seen Nigel Barker with an extremely close buzz cut. But yesterday while he was promoting his book Beauty Equation, we got to see him with some hair on the top of his head. Now that we know what he looks like with hair, I think he needs to shave his head again.