Remember that scene in Ghost when Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze make pottery rise with their love for one another. Remember how sexy that scene was between the two of them because of Unchained Melody was playing as the clay went round and round and their bodies became one. So seductive, that it is the most romantic scenes in cinematic history.
Well, how it would it look and sound without the Righteous Brothers song playing in the background? It not romantic at all. In fact, thanks to Mario Wienerroither, we have now learned without the music, that scene is boring. It is as exciting as watching clay cook. It is such a boner killer, I fell like the clay when it flattened.
Here’s the original scene to reawaken your love of pot making and making love!
A lot has happened to Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson since That ’70 Show ended. They both got married, had kids and bought The Ranch. So they are no longer hanging out in The Foreman’s basement getting high. Instead they are spending their days and nights changing their daughters’ diapers. Instead of singing Cheap Trick’s In the Street, they are now singing I’m a Dad with James Corden on The Late Late Show. A song that any father can relate to because they have all been through what they are going through.
BTW I will warn you that song is very catchy, like the baby dolls they were throwing around, so be prepared to sing it all day long.
A lot of actors from the United States have done have commercials overseas that they hope we will never see in America, and Ashton Kutcher is one of them. He did an ad in Korea for Dr Lee’s Pet Engine Cooking Bag (which does exactly what the title says), and you can’t blame him for wanting to keep this part of his acting career secret. But unfortunately for him and fortunately for us, Family Guy uncovered it and aired it during the show yesterday.
If I were his wife Meg Griffin, I mean Mila Kunis, I would be cautious about leaving him alone with their baby if he has those bags nearby. At least until she is too big to fit in it.
Shark Tank is back for its 7th season tonight at 9p on ABC and they were lucky enough to get Ashton Kutcher to be the 5th judge.
Ashton and the other Sharks Mark Cuban, Kevin O’Leary, Lori Greiner and Robert Herjavec have some interesting items to look at tonight. Some of the entrepreneurs will go home with an investor or 2 and some will go home empty handed.
The first item they look at is a device you can put on your shoulder that grips a baby bottle, so you can have a free hand hand while you feed the baby. Something you think the new dad would be interested in, but is he? The next item is portable transportation you wear on your feet. Imagine slipping on a pair of wheels over your shoes that will transport you up to 10 mph. Sounds cool? Wait until you see the Sharks try them on. Luckily, they tried them out before they sampled the alcohol drink mixes which use apple cider vinegar as a natural preservative. Sounds gross, but will they like it? My favorite item of the night is a card you can put in your wallet that prevents hackers from stealing your identity. It wasn’t only my favorite, several of the Sharks liked it too and that leads to a bidding war. Which Shark(s) will that entrepreneur hook in and take home with him? You will just have to tune in for another thrilling episode to find out.
When it comes to the actor/mogul, he really handled himself better than any guest Shark in the past. While almost all of the other replacements for the night bowed down to Mr Wonderful, he didn’t take his crap. He was respectful, but also forceful. He was the same way to the entrepreneurs and he asked knowledgeable questions and gave them some helpful criticism. I hope they find a way to bring him back to show again and again. You will be surprised by how intelligent he is comes off tonight, he is so not Kelso in real life.
When it comes to the rest of the season, I can’t wait to see what other products the Sharks invest their money in. I know, I will be watching every week on the edge of my seat with my Scrub Daddy to see what items I will be looking to buy in the stores the next day.