There are very few people left who still like Mel Gibson because he has, well, pissed off so many of us with things he said when the camera wasn’t rolling. If that wasn’t bad enough, the movie he made with Jodie Foster is about a man who finds comfort in talking to a Beaver puppet that he wears on his hand. Sounds like a great movie for a rainy Saturday afternoon on basic cable, but not even close to worth whatever the movie ticket price is at your local theater. I guess the movie studio is starting the realize that because at first there was not date for the movie, thanks to a phone call he made. But then they decided to release it in March, and just like the temperature I am assuming that people are still cold on him. Well whatever the reason, today it was announced that the movie is coming out on May 6th according to The Hollywood Reporter. If I were Summit, I would just give this movie away as a free DVD to anyone who sees the next Twilight movies because that is what that movie is worth these days.
Seriously it isn’t only Mel Gibson why I don’t want to see that movie, it just looks so f*cking stupid.
The best part of The Beaver trailer is they made Mel Gibson’s character as unlikable as the man himself. Other than that the rest of the movie looks like crap. Even if Hollywood’s most hated actor wasn’t in it that movie would still suck.
Will I see that movei? When it comes out on cable because I am sure there will be a lot of drinking games we can play while we watch it.
For the fourth consecutive day Radar Online has released a phone call between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva. During the call Mel refuses to give her the number of a therapist and says she needs help more than he does. I don’t know about you, but after listening to these four calls I think he needs a new therapist. I have never heard someone get as mad as he seems to sounds on those tapes. To huff and puff like that is scary. I wonder what we will get tomorrow from Radar???
BTW yesterday on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, his little puppet made fun of Mad Mel!
For the third business day in a row RadarOnline has released another shocking phone call from Mel Gibson to his baby mamma Oksana Grigorieva. This one is pretty much the same as the others, but his last words on the call left my mouth wide open. It ended with Mel finally letting her go take of their crying baby and him saying, “Go look after my child!” She fought back with, “She’s my child too.” But before he hung up he told her, “Yeah I know, unfortunately you c*nt whore! I hope she doesn’t turn out like you!” Wow, I think most of us can agree we really hope she doesn’t turn like him.
BTW after listening to all of these phone calls, we all desperately need a laugh so here is the very very very NSFW Mel Gibson/Christian Bale mashup we have all been waiting for and it was worth the wait. I have never heard the word f*ck some many times, and I haven’t laughed that hard in a really long time!
Radar Online posted a second phone call from Mel Gibson to the mother of his 7th child Oksana Grigorieva. Personally I found this call more shocking than the first one because he sounds so angry to me. I mean how do you get so mad that you huff and puff like that. It sounds like he is going to have a heart attack. That call is so scary that it just speaks for itself.
I don’t know how he will work in this town again, but considering he has the same publicist as Robert Downey Jr and Rob Lowe there sadly might be a way. I know he won’t ever get another cent of my money, but then again I haven’t given his box office any money since Lethal Weapon 3.
BTW how the heck does Oksana remain so calm? I would have been crying like a baby if a man yelled at me like that. Wow is all I can say.
Mel Gibson’s infamous tirade on the phone to the mother of his seventh child screams mashup and FunnyOrDie has started it off by adding that audio to a scene from Phone Booth with Colin Farrell. OMG! That is so brilliant and it worked perfectly! I can’t wait to see the other mashups that people come up with because if they are good as this one we will be laughing for weeks and weeks.
Radar Online has acquired the infamous audio tape of Mel Gibson yelling racist and violent things at the mother of his seventh child. I don’t have to say anything about it because the horrific nature of it speaks for itself.
So much so that according to THR, Esq, William Morris Endeavor has dropped him as a client. And I am sure this is just the first of many places dropping him.
It will be interesting to see if and when his next movie The Beaver will come out. The movie looked like it was a straight-to-DVD flick as it is, but who is going to want to see the movie because in the last few years he has offended women, Jews, Hispancis, homosexuals, journalists and African Americans. He is like South Park, he offends everyone. Plus how can he do press for it, like anyone is going to care to about the movie that has him running around with a stuffed beaver on his hand. And if you can distract from that you know what he did is beyond f*cking awful.
On a positive note Christian Bale, Alec Baldwin and Pat O’Brien are all grateful to Mad Mel because his rant dropped all of theirs down several notches as most shocking.
UPDATE: Spencer Pratt actually Tweeted a joke about it that made me laugh, “Mel Gibson pray to your God u don’t see me. Your apocalypto has arrived! Talking shit about fake boobs and Vegas strippers? Whats wrong W/U?” Damn you Mel Gibson for causing me to laugh at something Heidi Montag’s soon-to-be-ex husband wrote. Maybe you guys can hit the town together to look for your next dates.
And The League’s Jon LaJoie wrote a song called Mel Gibson’s Love Song that had me in hysterics! Too bad it came out before the tape was released because he could have thrown the audio in!
Mel Gibson and the mother of his eighth child have split. According to Star Magazine Oksana Grigorieva accused him of cheating on her and not willing to the tie the knot. His ex-Sugar T!ts and him have a 6 month daughter, so at least she will get 17 and half years of child support from him for Lucia.
BTW who else is thinking that Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and him would make a great couple?
Mel Gibson was being interviewed by WGN’s Dean Richards when the reporter asked him if the public would accept him after Mel’s famous drunken anti-Semitic rant. Mel didn’t like that comment and is like I did all these mea culpas and tell the reporter to move on because it has been four years. So the reporter does so by plugging the movie and Mel signs off by saying, “bye bye”. Thinking that the camera was off and the station was no longer on him the Mad Max star adds the word’ “asshole.” Great mea culpa there Mel. Good thing the reporter wasn’t a female or he might’ve called her sugar t!ts on the air.
I don’t blame Dean Richards for him asking the question, Mel hasn’t been in front of the camera since the incident and it is a fair question. 10 years from now they will still be asking him the question, same way they will still ask Christian Bale about his rant and Hugh Grant about his backseat blow job. If you can’t handle the press then don’t do it Mel, I know I won’t miss you and your balding head if you went away.
Do you think the Edge of Darkness star went over the edge by calling the WGN reporter an a$$hole?
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live Mel Gibson debuted the trailer for his next feature film that he wrote, directed and starred in and that movie is Wiggly Piggly: The Jimmy Kimmel Story. Poor Jimmy, that was really mean…funny but mean. I don’t think he was in on the joke kind of like his birthday present from his ex Sarah Silverman a few years ago, you might have heard of it…I’m F*cking Matt Damon. Back to Mel Gibson for a second a year ago he would not have needed a fat suit to play Jimmy Kimmel, he was that chubby. Dang even now with the weight loss, he still has fat legs as we saw in that video and I really didn’t need to see that.
BTW Gibson also talked up his real upcoming flick The Beaver. I hate Mel Gibson, but even I got a laugh when he bashed the movie. Like when he told Jimmy, “Hey it didn’t cost much to make, so if it goes down (no pun) we are OK.” and “The Beaver, we don’t give a dam(n).”