On Saturday night, the Kansas State marching band was honoring Space with a Star Trek and Star Wars themed halftime show. Some of the band members made a shape like the school mascot and the others resembled the Starship Enterprise. Only problem is some people didn’t see the spaceship, they saw a penis and balls. Then they saw that shape enter the Jayhawk’s mouth. Which got them thinking of something they want when the game is over.
I see phallic things in the most innocent of circumstances, but it took me a while to see it here. Granted, I also didn’t see the Starship Enterprise at first either, but that is neither here not there. Did you see it before or after you knew what people claimed they thought were seeing?
Frank Tracz, Director of the K-State Marching Band, released this statement about it, “The chart below represents the drill from tonight’s show. There was absolutely no intent to display anything other than the Enterprise and the Jayhawk in battle. If I am guilty of anything it would be the inability to teach the drill in a manner that these young people could have succeeded. I do apologize for the misinterpretation and I assure you that I meant absolutely no disrespect or malice toward the University of Kansas.”
When you think of Deion Sanders, you think of the Football Hall of Famer who also played baseball. Well, tomorrow be prepared to see a different side of him when he appears on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle. The athlete puts on a blonde wig, short white wedding dress and mouths the words to Madonna’s song Like a Virgin. It’s a shiny and new side to him, and I think it scores a touchdown and a home run.
Now we know why Justin Bieber is singing Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry on the show because he has to remind himself not to cry when he loses tomorrow night to Sanders.
Yesterday at the start of the NBA finals, LeBron James adjusted his shorts and underwear before he took the court. Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem, but the cameras caught him doing it. In the process of moving things around, he accidentally showed off his thing.
Now, we know why he was such a d!ck to Cleveland and Miami! Sorry, as someone who lived in Miami, I will always be a Heat fan and support my team.
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him about Deflate gate. He wanted to know why weren’t the Super Bowl champs’ footballs fully inflated during the final playoffs game. Belichick explained, “Well, we all know that as the footballs get colder, they deflate. Scientifically.”
Now he is referring to pigskins, but I just pictured him talking about another type of ball that gets smaller in cold weather. You know the two I am talking about. Did I score a touchdown with that joke???
If you are like me, then on Sunday night you thought that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady should’ve given the Chevy Truck to his teammate Malcolm Butler, who was the true MVP of the night, right then and there. Well, we weren’t alone, the Quarterback feels the same way. When asked about it, he told WEEI, â€œI would love to give him the truck. I would love to do that. Iâ€™m going to figure out how to make that work.â€ He better because he sure as hell doesn’t need it. If it wasn’t for Butler’s epic catch, Brady would not have another ring on his finger, a trophy for his mantle or a truck in his driveway. Right?
New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked the Tight End to read from the fanfiction book that is about him. For a second the Super Bowl player was hesitant to do so, but then he agreed to read from A Gronking to Remember.
He did all of this with his poor mom in the audience and I am sure she will never be the same. Neither will we be because he mm put the erotic in erotica. You know what I mean. He was hot as he made the words in that book come to life.
And now after hearing him read those sexy words, I am off to write some FanFic about him. Don’t judge, I know you are tempted to do the same!
The Super Bowl might not be until Sunday, but two of the opposing players battled it out in a Mortal Kombat tonight on Conan.
The TBS late host invited Seattle Seahwaks Marshawn Lynch and New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski to try out Mortal Kombat X before its release and I hope that Sunday’s game is as bloody and the commercials are as funny.
I don’t get why Marshawn doesn’t do interviews, he came off very personable here. When it comes to Gronk, he can sell any drug!
Finally make sure to watch it all the way until the end to see them all play with their alleged deflated balls and Conan O’Brien’s touchdown dance.
I don’t know what it is about implosions, but I think they are so beautiful.
Texas A&M’s Kyle Field is getting some renovation done and the former student side of the stadium had to come down according to Good Bull Hunting. So this morning, thanks to some explosives, down it came. What we got was a explosive show that only lasted a few seconds but left a lasting impression!
Every now and again, two college football players sit together and we get something magical! This time, it is Arkansas State players Jemar Clark and Darion Griswold, who are responsible for the magic moment. I just wonder if the students are old enough to get the National Lampoon’s Vacation reference their last names made together. Even if they don’t know who he is, we do and we are loving seeing them on the bench together. We also want that new Vacation movie that they have been promising us for a while. Now that would be a touchdown.
Serena Wiliams was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman challenged her to a game of tennis. Believe it or not, the CBS late night host actually kept up with the pro. Eventually, it became too much for him, so he challenged her to break Rupert Jee’s Deli’s window via serves. Dave went first, and he was unsuccessful. Next up was the US Open title winner and at first she didn’t succeed. But that window was no match for her on the second try. Wonder how she will explain that on the court, I mean, in a court of law!