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Kobe Bryant announces his retirement
November 29th, 2015 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Kobe Bryant announced today that he will end his 20 year old basketball career with The Lakers at the end of the season. The 17 time NBA All-Star’s news is shocking but not surprising because he has been hinting about this and he has been plagued by injuries over the last few years.
Even though, he will not be dribbling a ball professionally anymore, I am sure he will still be heavily involved with the game after his retirement. I bet you he will become an announcer just like Shaq and so many others.
How do you feel about his retirement?
To read his goodbye poem, then click here!


Great, Scott! OSU’s Marching Band’s tribute to Back to the Future!
November 9th, 2015 under Michael J Fox, Sports figures. [ Comments: 4 ]

Ohio State University’s Marching Band is the best one in the country, if not the world, and this Saturday they paid tribute to one of the greatest movie franchises of all the time. They marched to the beat of Back to the Future. Not only that, they lined up to generate some of the most iconic moments from the movie. They assembled to create the DeLorean, Marty McFly playing the guitar and also escaping on skateboard with the help of a pickup, and of course the clock tower with just their bodies.
There is something about watching them that just puts a huge smile on my face. How can you not watch their hard work turn into a human masterpiece and not feel good. It’s truly is outstanding what they do. So sit back and watch the almost 10 minute performance, I promise you won’t be disappointed.


I need to watch the NFL Network more often!!!
October 19th, 2015 under Celeb Oops, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

via FTV Live
NFL Network’s Albert Breer was interviewing Cincinnati Bengals’ Adam Jones in the locker room right after the game and the players were showering and/or changing clothes behind them. Well the cameraperson wasn’t zoomed in close enough to the reporter and the football player and you got to see a lot of naked tight ends! Who knew the post game coverage was so exciting? I know it got me excited.
Back when I was in college, I was a reporter for our radio station. I went to a spring training baseball game and got to interview the players in the locker room. As much as I tried to look up, it was very hard. Not them! Well, there was this one player, butt (pun intended) I digress. Seriously though, it is one thing to enjoy it when you watch it on TV, and another not to when you are there up close and personal. And boy were they personal with this sweet little innocent college girl!


Do you see the Starship Enterprise or something sexual?
September 7th, 2015 under Sports figures, Star Trek. [ Comments: 4 ]

On Saturday night, the Kansas State marching band was honoring Space with a Star Trek and Star Wars themed halftime show. Some of the band members made a shape like the school mascot and the others resembled the Starship Enterprise. Only problem is some people didn’t see the spaceship, they saw a penis and balls. Then they saw that shape enter the Jayhawk’s mouth. Which got them thinking of something they want when the game is over.
I see phallic things in the most innocent of circumstances, but it took me a while to see it here. Granted, I also didn’t see the Starship Enterprise at first either, but that is neither here not there. Did you see it before or after you knew what people claimed they thought were seeing?
Frank Tracz, Director of the K-State Marching Band, released this statement about it, “The chart below represents the drill from tonight’s show. There was absolutely no intent to display anything other than the Enterprise and the Jayhawk in battle. If I am guilty of anything it would be the inability to teach the drill in a manner that these young people could have succeeded. I do apologize for the misinterpretation and I assure you that I meant absolutely no disrespect or malice toward the University of Kansas.”


Deion Sanders is like a virgin!
July 15th, 2015 under Spike TV, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

When you think of Deion Sanders, you think of the Football Hall of Famer who also played baseball. Well, tomorrow be prepared to see a different side of him when he appears on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle. The athlete puts on a blonde wig, short white wedding dress and mouths the words to Madonna’s song Like a Virgin. It’s a shiny and new side to him, and I think it scores a touchdown and a home run.
Now we know why Justin Bieber is singing Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry on the show because he has to remind himself not to cry when he loses tomorrow night to Sanders.


LeBron James’s foul!
June 12th, 2015 under Sports figures. [ Comments: 1 ]

(obviously NSFW)

Yesterday at the start of the NBA finals, LeBron James adjusted his shorts and underwear before he took the court. Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem, but the cameras caught him doing it. In the process of moving things around, he accidentally showed off his thing.
Now, we know why he was such a d!ck to Cleveland and Miami! Sorry, as someone who lived in Miami, I will always be a Heat fan and support my team.


NE Patriots Bill Belichick says balls suffer shrinkage in cold weather
February 11th, 2015 under David Letterman, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him about Deflate gate. He wanted to know why weren’t the Super Bowl champs’ footballs fully inflated during the final playoffs game. Belichick explained, “Well, we all know that as the footballs get colder, they deflate. Scientifically.”
Now he is referring to pigskins, but I just pictured him talking about another type of ball that gets smaller in cold weather. You know the two I am talking about. Did I score a touchdown with that joke???


Tom Brady would love to give Malcolm Butler the Chevy Truck
February 3rd, 2015 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then on Sunday night you thought that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady should’ve given the Chevy Truck to his teammate Malcolm Butler, who was the true MVP of the night, right then and there. Well, we weren’t alone, the Quarterback feels the same way. When asked about it, he told WEEI, “I would love to give him the truck. I would love to do that. I’m going to figure out how to make that work.” He better because he sure as hell doesn’t need it. If it wasn’t for Butler’s epic catch, Brady would not have another ring on his finger, a trophy for his mantle or a truck in his driveway. Right?


The Gronk reads from the Erotica FanFiction about him!
February 3rd, 2015 under Jimmy Kimmel, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked the Tight End to read from the fanfiction book that is about him. For a second the Super Bowl player was hesitant to do so, but then he agreed to read from A Gronking to Remember.
He did all of this with his poor mom in the audience and I am sure she will never be the same. Neither will we be because he mm put the erotic in erotica. You know what I mean. He was hot as he made the words in that book come to life.
And now after hearing him read those sexy words, I am off to write some FanFic about him. Don’t judge, I know you are tempted to do the same!


Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski’s mortal kombat!
January 29th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

The Super Bowl might not be until Sunday, but two of the opposing players battled it out in a Mortal Kombat tonight on Conan.
The TBS late host invited Seattle Seahwaks Marshawn Lynch and New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski to try out Mortal Kombat X before its release and I hope that Sunday’s game is as bloody and the commercials are as funny.
I don’t get why Marshawn doesn’t do interviews, he came off very personable here. When it comes to Gronk, he can sell any drug!
Finally make sure to watch it all the way until the end to see them all play with their alleged deflated balls and Conan O’Brien’s touchdown dance.


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