New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him about Deflate gate. He wanted to know why weren’t the Super Bowl champs’ footballs fully inflated during the final playoffs game. Belichick explained, “Well, we all know that as the footballs get colder, they deflate. Scientifically.”
Now he is referring to pigskins, but I just pictured him talking about another type of ball that gets smaller in cold weather. You know the two I am talking about. Did I score a touchdown with that joke???
If you are like me, then on Sunday night you thought that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady should’ve given the Chevy Truck to his teammate Malcolm Butler, who was the true MVP of the night, right then and there. Well, we weren’t alone, the Quarterback feels the same way. When asked about it, he told WEEI, “I would love to give him the truck. I would love to do that. I’m going to figure out how to make that work.” He better because he sure as hell doesn’t need it. If it wasn’t for Butler’s epic catch, Brady would not have another ring on his finger, a trophy for his mantle or a truck in his driveway. Right?
New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked the Tight End to read from the fanfiction book that is about him. For a second the Super Bowl player was hesitant to do so, but then he agreed to read from A Gronking to Remember.
He did all of this with his poor mom in the audience and I am sure she will never be the same. Neither will we be because he mm put the erotic in erotica. You know what I mean. He was hot as he made the words in that book come to life.
And now after hearing him read those sexy words, I am off to write some FanFic about him. Don’t judge, I know you are tempted to do the same!
The Super Bowl might not be until Sunday, but two of the opposing players battled it out in a Mortal Kombat tonight on Conan.
The TBS late host invited Seattle Seahwaks Marshawn Lynch and New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski to try out Mortal Kombat X before its release and I hope that Sunday’s game is as bloody and the commercials are as funny.
I don’t get why Marshawn doesn’t do interviews, he came off very personable here. When it comes to Gronk, he can sell any drug!
Finally make sure to watch it all the way until the end to see them all play with their alleged deflated balls and Conan O’Brien’s touchdown dance.
I don’t know what it is about implosions, but I think they are so beautiful.
Texas A&M’s Kyle Field is getting some renovation done and the former student side of the stadium had to come down according to Good Bull Hunting. So this morning, thanks to some explosives, down it came. What we got was a explosive show that only lasted a few seconds but left a lasting impression!
Every now and again, two college football players sit together and we get something magical! This time, it is Arkansas State players Jemar Clark and Darion Griswold, who are responsible for the magic moment. I just wonder if the students are old enough to get the National Lampoon’s Vacation reference their last names made together. Even if they don’t know who he is, we do and we are loving seeing them on the bench together. We also want that new Vacation movie that they have been promising us for a while. Now that would be a touchdown.
Serena Wiliams was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman challenged her to a game of tennis. Believe it or not, the CBS late night host actually kept up with the pro. Eventually, it became too much for him, so he challenged her to break Rupert Jee’s Deli’s window via serves. Dave went first, and he was unsuccessful. Next up was the US Open title winner and at first she didn’t succeed. But that window was no match for her on the second try. Wonder how she will explain that on the court, I mean, in a court of law!
To all my friends and family in Miami, Enjoy LeBron James taking part in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. He might be the King on the court, but he acts like a Jester if you pour a bucket of ice cold water on his head. He screams higher than a WNBA player who has just been fouled.
So Miami Heat the next time you play the Cleveland Cavaliers, bring the ice ice baby! Not Vanilla Ice, but the frozen water that makes him lose his cool! It will be so hot!
We have seen people nearly kill themselves trying to catch a home run or a foul ball at a baseball game, but this woman’s catch takes the cake…or should I say beer. She was sitting at the San Francisco Giants/Pittsburgh Pirates game yesterday, minding her own business, when a home run ball was coming right at her. What did she do? Nothing. But that didn’t stop the ball from making a mad dash towards her cup. So mad, not only did it land in the beer, it went right through it. Leaving the poor fan, drenched in beer. Not only was she out the drink, but according to Newsday she didn’t even get the ball. So I guess you can say she didn’t have a ball at the game. OK, I struck out with the one and it was a foul joke. But they all can’t be home runs. I’ll take the 7th inning stretch now!
Basketball fans in 5 different cities showed their support to their NBA teams by taking part in flash mobs. When it comes to who did it better NYC, Miami, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City and San Antonio, I say they were all equally as good. I hope the other teams take part in a flash mob. Where are the Los Angeles Clipper fans? Skip that!