Johnny Depp made his second appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and once again it was something to kiss and tell about. The hunky actor kissed the ABC late night host the first time he was on the show and he came prepared last night to do it again. The Cry Baby brought along some Chapstick, put it on his lips and Kimmel did the same and placed it some other parts of his face too. Then after a brief confirmation that it was going to happen, Jimmy leaned in for the kiss and Depp happily obliged.
If someone doesn’t get these two a room soon, I don’t know what could happen. Since I don’t know what could happen, I will just use my imagination to picture what might happen. Let’s just say, I don’t think the MPAA would give it anything less than an NC-17.
Earlier in the week, Johnny Depp confirmed his engagement by showing off the diamond ring he is wearing on that finger. People wanted to know why one of Hollywood’s most wanted actors would being doing that. So yesterday when he was on The Late Show, David Letterman asked him about it. Captain Jack Sparrow explained that the ring he bought for Amber Heard was too big for her but the perfect size for him. So he kept the original one, wears it on his hand and bought her a new one to wear on her’s.
Whatever the reason, I think more men should proudly wear diamond engagement rings like him. What do you think?
It has been rumored for months that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are engaged and over the weekend the actor confirmed the news to AP.
Edward Scissorhands has been anything but conventional throughout his life and the latest way he is showing us that is by wearing a woman’s diamond engagement ring on that finger. Or as he put when he was asked if he was engaged, “The fact that I’m wearing a chick’s ring on my finger is probably a dead giveaway. Not very subtle.” No it isn’t, and that is one of the only things he has ever done that hasn’t been subtle.
You know, I hope he started a trend of men wearing diamond engagement rings. Why should it only be us women that have to tell the world we are taken? Why can’t men show everyone that they are not available?
Now back to Depp for a second, all of those years of smoking have really effected his voice. As in he sounds like smoker and it kind of makes him less attractive to me because it is so not sexy. Do you like the sound of his deeper voice?
Ever since Johnny Depp was on 21 Jump Street, every girl in high school has wanted to make out with him. But when Johnny Depp was in high school, he could barely get any girl to kiss him.
Yesterday the man who never ages was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and Depp kissed him on the cheek and then twice on the lips (he also kissed him again on the lips at the end of the interview, but that is not pertinent to the story). After their liplocks the ABC host declared, “That’s more kissing than I did in all of high school.” To which Depp replied, “Me too.” Wait, what? Were those girls idiots? I am sure now they feel that way because they could’ve been telling their grandkids that their first kiss was with Jack Sparrow, but no, they missed their chance. Dumb b!tches. If I went to high school with him, I would’ve done more than just kissed him. I mean look at him.
But now back to him, what does he attribute as the reason why those girls missed out on all that is him. He said back then, “In high school, I was kind of the long haired.” I don’t know what was wrong with them, I would’ve thought that is something to grab hold of and run my fingers through. Oh well, their loss or should we say keep?
After those kisses they went on to talk about more stuff, but to me is was all wah wah wah because all I could think of was what were those girls thinking?
Now when it comes to Kimmel, he had a really good night. Not only did he get 4 kisses from Johnny Depp, he also got kissed on the lips by Rebecca Romijn. No word if after that lip exchange, if Jerry O’Connell gave him a matching black eye for kissing his wife even though she kissed him.
The final trailer is out for The Lone Ranger and this time the title character is featured more than his sidekick Tonto. While it makes the film that comes out on July 3rd seem a lot more watchable, it still doesn’t make me want to go see. If I want to see a modern day action flick set in the past, then I will re-watch Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter instead. At least that movie was in on the joke.
Johnny Depp was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and he told David Letterman how he almost met his maker on horse while filming The Lone Ranger.
They were filming a scene where he was riding a horse after a long day of riding the horse decided to do some of the obstacles that were in his path. When he jumped over one of them, Depp fell sideways because the saddle he was using was made so he would look like he was riding bareback. Depp knew he had to make a decision, either fall off of the horse or stay on until someone could stop it. He opted for falling and luckily the horse jumped over him and he only suffered minor injuries.
Thankfully all is OK because the world is not ready to lose that pretty face. At least I know I am not.
The website for the new The Lone Ranger movie is PutOnTheMask.com and I think you should put on a blindfold instead if you are planning on going to see that movie when it comes out on July 24th. Seriously how awful does that movie look? It’s like they spit on the legacy of The Lone Ranger and Tonto to make that piece of sh!t.
Plus who is going to want to see Johnny Depp looking like crap? We only go to see his movies to look at his beautiful face not see it covered up with ugly face paint.
The first trailer is out for Lone Ranger and it looks so awful I refuse to tell my dad, who is a huge fan of the masked hero, about it. Fans of the series will be devastated by how bad Tonto looks in it, but people who are not familiar with the Lone Ranger will enjoy seeing a modernized Western. Personally I think Westerns need to remain in the past and not be all turned into the Matrix style with a lot of CGI fighting going on. But that is me and not the teenage boy who will run out to see this. I don’t think teenage girls will be running to theaters to see Johnny Depp looking like that when the flick comes out on July 3rd. But I could be wrong.
BTW can Hollywood make a law that Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are not allowed to do movies together any more. I mean it is seriously enough already.
The news that women around the world have been waiting 14 years to hear, is finally being heard. According to People, “Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.” As happy as I am to hear that he is a free man, I am saddened that his relationship didn’t work out because he seemed so in love with her. I remember in an interview he said he knew she was the one as soon as he saw her and he only saw her from behind at first. I always that was so romantic.
The former couple who never married have two kids together, Lily-Rose, 13, and Jack, 9.
The ever-so-sexy Johnny Depp was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the ABC late night host said to Jack Sparrow that several of the women in the audience think that he will make love to them. Barnabas Collins then said to him, “Well I was hoping you and I could talk.” Flattered, as anyone would be, Kimmel responded with, “I’m game for anything.” Without hesitation Edward Scissorhands stood up and said, “Let’s go.” Sadly he sat right back down and continued the interview and we learned so much about one of the most desirable men in the world. He was just so cool and laid back as he talked about hanging out with people that we can only dream of spending time with, like it was nothing. And I think the fact that he is so private is why he can jam with Paul McCartney, ambush Don Johnson with Hunter Thompson and say Marlon Brando was one of his favorite people to hang out with. Seriously he just seems like someone you want to spend the night with and pick his brain because he is just so interesting. Then once you got everything out of him, there is something else you want to do with another part of his body. At least I know that is what I want to do over and over and over again.
Seriously after watching that interview, I am kicking myself in the a$$ for not going to watch that show tape.