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Johnny Depp goes to prison
July 20th, 2016 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Hollywood Vampires are in San Fransisco for a gig on the 22nd, and during their time off they decided to see some of the sites there. One of those tourist attractions was Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary and Johnny Depp posed for a photo inside of Whitey Bulger’s cell. I can’t decide if prison agrees with him or not. But I do think he sexes up the place. What do you think?

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Amber Heard machete kills her marriage to Johnny Depp
May 25th, 2016 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are getting a divorce just 15 months after they say I do. According to TMZ, she listed their day of their separation as Sunday, just three days after his mom passed away.
The two have no children, but they will always have that apology video that they made for the Australian Government. On that note, no word who gets the dogs. This might be a fighting point for the two of them since they don’t have a prenup.
You would never know Depp was going through so much pain because he seemed perfectly fine while doing press for Alice Through the Looking Glass this week.

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Johnny Depp can’t wait to get out of Donald Trump
February 19th, 2016 under Donald Trump, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Last week, Funny or Die released the ’80s movie of the week Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal starring Johnny Depp and many wondered if Captain Sparrow was really under all of that makeup.
Today, FOD released a behind the scenes video from the shoot and you can see the actor take off the layers of prosthetics to reveal his true face. As he pulled the foam from his skin, you can see the anger he had playing the Presidential candidate and couldn’t wait to get out of that costume. Can you blame him? I wouldn’t want Donald Trump on me either. Even with all of his money.
To see the full movie, then click here!

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Johnny Depp is Hollywood’s most over paid actor!
December 23rd, 2015 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


There was time when Johnny Depp was box office gold and those days are over. That is because Forbes declared him Hollywood’s Most Overpaid actor. This year, he returned just $1.20 for every $1 he earned. How awful is that? The next person on the list is Denzel Washington who returned $6.50 for every dollar earned.
Also on the list is Will Ferrell, Liam Neeson, Will Smith, Christian Bale, Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. Missing from the list is last year’s loser, Adam Sandler.
I think we can agree all of those men are not worth what they used to be worth. Out of all of the people on the list, I was most excited to see Will Smith on it. I remember the good old days movie, when he did films we enjoyed. Ever since Pursuit of Happyness, all of his movies have sucked.

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Johnny Depp, Steven Tyler, Jim Carrey and who invited Adrien Brody?
July 30th, 2014 under Aerosmith, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Steven Tyler Instagrammed this photo of himself with Johnny Depp, Jim Carrey and, I assume, a very stoned Adrien Brody. I get why the Aerosmith singer, Jack Sparrow and Ace Ventura are all hanging out like bros; but why is the guy from The Piano with them. Yes, he’s an Oscar winner, but he is no icon like the other three. I mean, I guess I can photoshop him out the photo to make it the most awesome picture since Liza Minnelli’s wedding one with Dame Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson. But he’s there so I’ll leave him.
Now forgetting about him, how bitching is it to see Depp, Carrey and Tyler hanging out together? Way like cool! Seriously, how is that fire alarm not going off? Because those three are too hot to handle! They are a total three-alarm fire.

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