Imagine you are an American tourist taking a trip to Chile for a relaxing vacation when all of a sudden the country is hit by the biggest earthquake it has ever seen. What would you do? When the town and the people are crumbling around you. That is the premise for Aftershock that is out now in theaters.
Gringo (Eli Roth) is in Chile enjoying his trip when he meets Pollo (Nicolas Martinez) and Ariel (Ariel Levy) and they tell him they will show him the true country. The three men meet American stepsisters Monica (Andrea Osvart) and Kylie (Lorenza Izzo) and their Russian friend Irina (Natasha Yarovenko) who decide to join them on their adventure to Valparaiso. Once they get their they take in the best the town has to offer, including the most tantalizing bar. Just as the fun begins, their world be shaken by a massive earthquake. They are surrounded by death and panic as they try to make their way out of the club and to what they think will be safety. When they get out of the bar, they realize things are so much worse than they thought. Now the 4 tourists, who have no idea where they are and don’t speak the language, will have to get out of where ever they are with their two tour guides, one who has suffered a major injury.
But it isn’t only the quake they have to be afraid of, the prisons have all been destroyed and the prisoners are running wild. They are killing, raping and destroying everyone and everything in their path. Now our leads are running from them, a possible Tsunami and aftershocks in a place that has been completely destroyed.
Will they be able to get out of there alive? You will have see this suspenseful, movie written by Roth and LÃ³pez, that will have you on the edge of your seat with your hands over your eyes.
Before the ugliness of the quake hits, you will see the beautiful sites of Chile. So don’t put your hands over your eyes until then. Then once the quake hits be prepared for lost of Roth type blood and gore and you will definitely want to cover your eyes then.
Going to a hair salon is terrifying enough. But imagine how much worse it would be if someone put a woman dressed up like a ghost behind a two-sided mirror and revealed them every now and again. That would scare the living daylights out of you, right? So that is exactly what the people behind Last Exorcism II did to promote their movie that comes out on Friday.
I don’t know about you, but I actually think that this gag was more horrifying than the sequel looks like it is going to be.
I guess you can say that The Last Exorcism wasn’t the last one because the sequel is coming out on March 1st. Hopefully The Last Exorcism 2 will have a better ending than the first one. Burn baby, burn.
Mike Tyson Tweeted the above picture and I so want to know what is happening in it. Is he blowing into Eli Roth’s ear? Or did The Champ confuse the Cabin Fever director with Evander Holyfield and try to take a bite out of his ear? Or is just Iron Mike letting him know how he really felt about the ending of The Last Exorcism? What do you think is happening in that picture?
The trailer for RZA’s The Man with the Iron Fists’ reminds of those Bruce Lee movies I used to watch when I was a kid and because of that I want to see this movie when it comes out on December 21st. There was just something that was so much fun about those Kung Fu movies even though they were the most violent thing you can watch at such a young age and I want to relive it with this flick.
Selena Gomez Tweeted the above picture and said, “Creepy @eliroth”; and I can’t say I totally disagree with her. You know because he is 20 years older than the Disney darling and more than twice her age. Seriously she is young enough to be his daughter. So ewwwwwww.
I am sure that Justin Bieber’s girlfriend was referring to him as creepy because of his movies like Hostel and Cabin Fever, but I see it a little differently in this picture. What do you think?
Eli Roth and Marilyn Manson were seen together at The Thing premiere and I wonder if they have a “thing” going on? I am sure it is just a major bromance, but for a second it would be fun to picture them having some Cabin Fever together in a Hostel somewhere. Especially after reading their hand signals in the first picture…
BTW my reaction to those photos were the same as Selena Gomez’s when she met The Bear Jew.
UPDATE: It looks like Eli Roth might have confirmed that there might be something to tell us because he posted this on his Tumblr, “Had the best time at The Thing premiere tonight! So fun, and fans of the Carpenter version are going to love it. Hereâ€™s me with my dateâ€¦” along with a picture of Marilyn Manson… Things that make you go hmmm….
Horror movie director and shock rock musician Marilyn Manson were caught kissing at Knotts Scary Farm and I have to wonder if the two scary men have something to tell us? Their relationship would be a match made in hell, so let’s hope it works out for these two newly single men…that is if their kiss was something more than the two of them playing with the cameras and us!
Eli Roth was at PETA’s 30th anniversary celebrations and he talked about his pet micro-pig Pennington. What he shared about Piggy Smalls, according to Independent Women is very TMI, he said, “He’s very interested in sniffing my toes and sniffing my crotch right after I come back from the gym, we have a very weird relationship.” I don’t even want to know how bad his crotch must smell after he gets back from the gym to get his Notorious PIG to want to sniff it, but for some reason I can’t get an egregious odor out of my nose and mind. I hope he buys some Axe and sprays it down there before and after he works out for his pig’s snout’s sake. I so didn’t need to know about his rancid smelling crotch and feet. So ewwww.
So you know the Religious Fanatics have to be saying that Chatroulette is for sinners, well The Last Exorcism is showing the people playing the game just how evil it can be! Lionsgate came up with a heavenly plan to market their movie on one the most popular sites Chatroulette. Watch to see what they do because I know I enjoyed it. Could you imagine those poor boys who thought they were going to see a little boobage and instead saw…well watch the video to see what they actually got to see.
BTW Eli Roth’s produced The Last Exorcism is getting a lot of critical buzz and I can’t wait to see the suspenseful movie when it comes out on August 27th. Now those boys on the other hand have already had the sh!t scared out of them without seeing the movie, so much so that I doubt they will want to spend the money to have it happen again…or will they???