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The Razzie noms are…
January 21st, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Worst Picture
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
The Happening
The Hottie and The Nottie
In The Name of The King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru

Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy -MEET DAVE
Mike Myers – THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino – 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg – THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba – THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN – (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson – FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll (as Himself) – Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan – MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley – THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds – DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer – THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton – REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian – DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski – 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore – HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy – MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director
Uwe Boll – 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel – THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan – THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans – Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening – Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie – Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King – Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru – Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)
Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

So many bad movies to choose from, I don’t know who I am going to vote for. BTW don’t forget for just $25 you can become a Razzie Member and vote for the Worst Movies of 2008 and got to fun ceremony on February 21st!
SOW note: The reason why I am I proud Razzie member is because out of the lists of movies that are getting the “prestigious” noms and the list of Razzie noms, I would rather see more of the Razzie films than those that will get Oscar noms tomorrow. Plus I enjoy them so much better than the likes of the put-to-me-sleep Brokeback Mountain the painfully boring, I gave up watching Crash and who the heck saw the movie that won last year. Yes, I don’t even remember what won….do you?
The Razzies are more for the average American than the Oscars these, don’t you think.

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Become a Razzie member today to help select the nominations!!!
January 8th, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]


So there has been some confusion that the Razzie noms are out, but in reality that list is actually just the selection list to limit it down to the final nominations. And if you become a Razzie member for just $25 today, you too can help to narrow down that list to what will be this year’s nominees for worst movie, acting and so on. But you must act ASAP because they are due by January 10th! The actually Razzie noms will be announced by John Wilson aka Ye Olde Head RAZZberry on January 21st! The winners will be announced on February 21st at Barnsdall Gallery Theatre in Hollywood and if you become a member, you can go to the 29th Annual Awards show! As a proud Razzie member, I can tell you it is the funnest awards show of the season!!!! So become a Razzie member now, it really is the worth the $25! I mean you can tell your friends you voted for the Razzies!!!

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The Razzie ballots were mailed out!!!
December 26th, 2008 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]







It is Awards Season and my favorite one just sent out the ballots to select the nominees. It is Razzies time!!! It is time to vote for the worst movies, or you know the movies that people have seen and heard of! Unlike other Awards show, anyone can be a member, vote and go to the show. Yes, that means you too!!! To become a Razzies member, all you have to do is pay a measly $25, that is less than the cost of two people going to see a movie at night! And if the movie that you blew $25 stunk, now you can let them now by nominating for a Razzie. So what is stopping you, become a Razzie member! And join me as being a proud Razzie member!!!
BTW the noms will be announced January 21st and the show is on February 21 at Barnsdall Gallery Theatre in Hollywood!!!

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They actually made a movie that looks worse than Ace Ventura 2
November 24th, 2008 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: 1 ]


via ONTD
I never thought they could make a movie worse than Ace Ventura 2, but I think Ace Ventura Jr can actually make that movie look OK. Too bad that movie is going Straight-to-DVD because that would’ve been a Razzie contender had Universal not pulled it from being a feature. It is obvious why they opted to do that.

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And the Razzie nominees are…
January 21st, 2008 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: 1 ]


Worst Picture
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit

Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage
GHOST RIDER, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS and NEXT
Jim Carrey
THE NUMBER 23
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
DADDY DAY CAMP and NORBIT
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
Norbit
Adam Sandler
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba
AWAKE, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER and GOOD LUCK CHUCK
Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos & Skyler Shaye
(A Four-for-One Deal!) BRATZ
Elisha Cuthbert
CAPTIVITY
Diane Keaton
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Worst Supporting Actor
Orlando Bloom
PIRATES OF THE CAROB-BEAN: AT WIT’S END
Kevin James
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
NORBIT
Rob Schneider
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Jon Voight
BRATZ, NATIONAL TREASURE 2, SEPTEMBER DAWN and Transformers

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY and NEXT
Carmen Electra
EPIC MOVIE
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Julia Ormond
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Nicolette Sheridan
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER

Worst Screen Couple
Jessica Alba & EITHER
Hayden Christensen (AWAKE) OR Dane Cook (GOOD LUCK CHUCK) OR Ioan Gruffudd (FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER)
Any Combination of Two
Totally Air-Headed Characters
BRATZ
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan
(as The Yang to Her Own Yin)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit) & EITHER
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong) OR Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler & EITHER
Kevin James OR Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

Worst Remake or Rip-Off
Are We Done Yet?
(Remake/Rip-Off of MR. BLANDINGS Builds his Dream House)
Bratz
(A Rip-Off If Ever There Was One!)
Epic Movie
(Rip-Off of Every Movie it Rips Off)
I Know Who Killed Me
(Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW)
Who’s Your Caddy
(Rip-Off of Caddy Shack)

Worst Prequel or Sequel
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Daddy Day Camp
Evan Almighty
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II

Worst Director
Dennis Dugan
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Roland Joffe
CAPTIVITY
Brian Robbins
NORBIT
Fred Savage
DADDY DAY CAMP
Chris Siverston
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Worst Screenplay
Daddy Day Camp
Screenplay by Geoff Rodkey and David J. Stem & David N. Weiss
Epic Movie
Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
I Know Who Killed Me
Written by Jeffrey Hammond
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Screenplay by Barry Fanaro and Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor
Norbit
Screenplay by Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy
and Jay Sherick & David Ronn

Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Captivity
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
I Know Who Killed Me

Jessica Simpson is so bad, she is not good enough for a Razzie!
BTW it is not too late to pay $25 and become a member of the Razzies and vote for Lindsay Lohan and Eddie Murphy or your (least) favorites and go to an Awards show that is not effected by the WGA strike!

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