We all know that Christina Aguilera can sing, that is why she got Grammys’ Best New Artist over Britney Spears. But did you know she can sing like Britney Spears? She does a better Britney than Britney. Yesterday on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, she demonstrated her imitation skills and they will blow you away more than her high notes.
Not only can Xtina be Toxic, she can also turn back time to sound like her Burlesque co-star, Cher. Not impressed yet, she can shake her hips, I mean her voice, to sound like her Voice replacement Shakira.
She is so good, forget Neil Patrick Harris getting a Variety show on NBC; she should be the one getting one. Wouldn’t you tune in for it?
On Valentine’s Day Christina Aguilera announced that she was engaged to Matt Rutler, her boyfriend of nearly 4 years; and today Us Weekly announced that she is pregnant with their first child together. The singer has yet to confirm the news, but then again she didn’t confirm that she was pregnant with Max until she was almost ready to have him.
Christina Aguilera was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon yesterday and she performed her new song Your Body with The Roots. That sounds pretty boring, but the band did not use their normal instruments instead the background music came from office supplies. Let’s just say what they did will blow you away. That and you realize that X-Tina really is The Voice. Holy sh!t that little dynamo can has some pretty huge vocals, and for some reason I forget that about her.
Christina Aguilera was honored at United Nations Ceremony for her work with the World Food Organization yesterday. Even though she was honored for doing something smart to me she looked like a dumb blonde thanks to her facial expressions. What is up with those faces?
Christina Aguilera was getting ready to film The Voice and Fame Flynet caught her before she went into hair, makeup and costume; and you know what I think she looks better au naturale. Seriously she is a pretty girl naturally, I don’t know why she puts on all of that foundation, blush, mascara and red lipstick.
Pint size singer Christina Aguilera was performing at the Michael Jackson tribute and her hair was bigger than her voice.
For some reason I don’t feel like being mean to X-tina because what I really wanted to say is her is as a big of a mess as her, but I thought that too was to say so I didn’t.
Christina Aguilera is promoting her the new reality show, NBC’s The Voice and she showed us where her’s comes from because she opened her mouth so wide.
Seriously her laugh in that picture just scared me. She laughs like a witch who just gave the beautiful Princess a poison apple? Seriously what is up with that laugh?
Last week Christina Aguilera screwed up the lyrics to the National Anthem during the Super Bowl and yesterday she fell at the end of her Grammys performance. You know they say the third time is a charm. so I wonder what she will do next to top these htiting rock bottom moments? Wardrobe malfunction? Complete breakdown and walk of the stage doing a stupid dance? What? I am sure she fears it as much as we welcome it…
Christina Aguilera attended yet another premiere for the Golden Globe nominated film Burlesque and she dressed like a hooker from a ’70s film. She has the winged-hair, pancaked on makeup, bright red lips, fur stole, boobs hanging out from a dress that is way too tight and heels that are too tall going on, that she could easily star in a remake of Angel tomorrow if G-d forbid Hollywood would want to destroy that movie too. Seriously if they put her on 42nd Street dressed like that, the Dirrty singer would probably earn as much in one night as she did for the movie she is currently starring in…