There was a time that Christina Aguilera was a Dirrty girl, but then she cleaned up her act. Well, I guess she decided to dust on her old image and the singer we know and love is back in this slutty Elf Costume! It is just wanted Santa Clause and all of his Elves ordered! Don’t you agree? I mean every year Santa asks for a ho, ho, ho! I am here all week downing Egg Nog.
Christina Aguilera changes hairstyles almost as much as she changes notes in her songs. Her latest hairstyle is red hot because she colored her blonde locks red. At first glimpse I thought she was giving off a sexy Ariel vibe but then I thought she looks more like Jessica Rabbit. Either way, she looks anything but cartoonish with this new hairdo. She is ready to paint the town red and we are just here to witness her do it.
Christina Aguilera’s breasts are almost as big as her voice, so I guess that is why she always shows them off on The Voice. Case in point, here she is yesterday in a tux dress by Pallas Paris and without a shirt you get to see her cumberboobs. How can you not? Giving more credence to the saying, if you have it, flaunt it. And she has it.
Christina Aguilera showed up to The Voice yesterday in something that looked more like something you would wear in the bedroom on a romantic night than on a reality singing competition.
On her website she said she was “channeling a retro Marilyn look,” but that is not what I saw. She also says that the pink silk jacket is a trench coat, but let’s be real it’s a robe. When it comes to what is under that “trench,” I am sure the boys like seeing her girls.
Did you like “retro Marilyn look?”
Yesterday on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle Eva Longroia and Hayden Panittere battled it out. The Desperate Housewife mouthed Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda, and you can’t perform that song without an anaconda. Not the snake, but the body part the snake goes into. That’s right, she stuffed her shorts like teen girls stuff their bras. It was worth it because she won. But did she win for being performance or because of her a$$ets? Both!
When it comes to Cheerleader, she got some help as she moved her lips to Lady Marmalade from the Lady Marmalade herself, Christina Aguilera.
They are really bringing out the big guns this season, so I can’t wait to see who they surprise us with next.