As you know by now, Donald Trump’s appearance on Saturday Night Live was a HUGE dud. Unfortunately for the people who sat through that painful 90 minutes, the funniest part came after the show ended. The Republican Presidential Candidate picked up a broom and started to sweep away the confetti that fell at the end of the show. How much sweeping did he do? I am sure he put it down a soon as the photo-op was over. Either that or he put it between his legs and rode it home to Trump Tower. I am leaning to towards the latter.
Donald Trump was on Good Morning America this morning and Lara Spencer went over to say hi to him. The two of them took a photo of their encounter and he was smiling from ear to ear as she sat on his lap. Although she says that she was standing next to him.
So now we know the only that way a woman can make him smile, she needs to be close to him. Otherwise, it seems that he will make fun of her looks.
The other day Donald Trump whined to Matt Lauer about what a tough life he had. He actually had to take a small loan from his father for $1 million when he started out. That’s right, to him a $1,000,000 is a small amount.
Stephen Colbert wants to see just how small of an amount of money that is to him, so The Late Show host asked him to donate that amount to a charity that is close to the CBS late night host’s heart. The Presidential candidate asked CNN to donate money to a charity of his choice, why can’t Colbert ask The Donald to donate to The Harlem Children’s Zone. Let’s see if he will do it.
I mean we know he will spend sh!tloads of money on himself to run for President, why can’t he spend his chump change to help someone else. A lot of someone elses. That will truly help to make America Great Again.
Do you think he will do it?
You can sometimes judge a political candidate by the celebrities that endorse him or her and Donald Trump’s say a lot about him. Jimmy Kimmel Live revealed who they are in a brand new political ad and they are Dennis Rodman, Charlie Sheen, Hulk Hogan, Tila Tequila, Mike Tyson, Wayne Newton, Stephen Baldwin and Gary Busey. If that doesn’t speak volumes, I don’t know what does.
Donald Trump’s hairdo has been mocked as long as we can remember, so it is about time he changed it up. Celebrity hairstylist Rene Fris gave the mogul 8 different looks he can chose from and I think he should just shave that thing off. Which hairstyle do you think makes him look better? I would say Presidential, but who wants him to be President? I know I don’t.
Ellen DeGeneres has done some great bits throughout her show’s run, but I think this one might be her best one yet. She took last week’s Republican Debate and edited out all the Presidential Candidates that weren’t named Donald Trump. So she has The Donald debating The Donald, and it is his dream and our nightmare. But it shows what a narcissist childlike bully the 69 year old truly is. That and it worked perfectly. Don’t you think it is HUGE?
Halloween is just over a month away and have you picked out your costume yet? Ladies, if you haven’t, then for $69.95 you can dress like Donald Trump to hand out candy. If that doesn’t scare kids, I don’t know what will?
Actually, I think Yandy‘s Donna T Rumpshaker looks more like Jennifer Aniston dressed as a schoolboy up than Trump running for President.
Back in 1988, Oprah Winfrey had Donald Trump on her show and she asked him if he would ever run for President. He told her, “Probably not.” Then when she asked him why, he told her, “I just don’t think, I really have the inclination to do it. I love what I am doing. I really like it.” But then he added, “I do get tired of seeing what is happening with this country. And if it got so bad, I would never want to rule it out totally.” Now 27 years later, he felt things are bad enough in this country that he is running for President.
As the show went on, she asked him about telling her that if he ran he would win. He responded by saying, “I think I’d win. I tell you what, I wouldn’t go in to lose. I have never gone in to lose in my life.”? Then he added, “I think I have a helluva chance of winning.”
Is he his own Nostradamus? I pray not. He scares the crap out of me. Because as you can see from this interview in 1988, he is still as pompous today as he was then. He thinks he always right and he isn’t. If he hasn’t changed in 27 years, how can we expect him to run the country when sometimes you are going to be told no by Congress, Senate and most importantly the People? You can’t.
And yes, his horrible hairstyle hasn’t changed in 27 years either. If he can’t see how bad his hairdo is in all of this time, how can we expect him to see how bad he would be for this country if he won. What President in our lifetime has had bad hair? It is important to have good hair if you are going to be the President of the United States. People need to look up to you and just not look at your hair and wonder what the hell is going on in there?
Donald Trump was on The Tonight Show yesterday and I was expecting Jimmy Fallon to be really easy on him. Turns out he wasn’t. Since the NBC host is the nicest guy on late night television, his jabs aren’t as obvious. So if you watch the mirror interview and the real one with that in mind, you will see he called him out on a few things.
During the mirror segment, he asked him how he was going to make America great again, and Trump didn’t answer. He asked him again and still no answer, which proves he doesn’t know how. Then Fallon asked him about building the wall between Mexico and the US, and Trump let him answer. Jimmy said invite Mexico to a game Jenga and after they set up the wall, say you don’t want to play. As ludicrous as that sounds, it is the same as Trump saying he is going to get Mexico to build the wall. It ain’t going to happen.
When it comes to real interview, Fallon got his jabs in there too. He asked the Republican Presidential candidate a question and Trump’s answer was so all over the place that Jimmy was like I think you answered the question, I don’t know what I asked you any more.
Then at the end, Fallon asked if he has ever apologized. Trump said he only apologizes if he is ever wrong. I don’t know about you, but I think he has been wrong a lot. And the things that he has done that have been wrong started long before he was running for POTUS.
Trump is truly someone who looks at the world through rose colored glasses and I wish he would take them off and see what it really means to be President of the United States. The position is more than an ego trip and he needs to realize that before all of those people get him elected.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live created an ad for Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign and it’s great! Why is it great? Because I say that it is great. I don’t have to tell you why it is great, I just have to tell you that is great and you will believe me that it is great.
Just like all of Donald Trump’s supporters believe that he will make America great again just because he says he will make America great again.