During the Republican Presidential Debate on Thursday, nominee Donald Trump made reference to having a huge pen!s. Well, yesterday Larry Flynt made him an offer he shouldn’t refuse. The Hustler mogul feels that his nomination hangs in the balance of how low he hangs. So Flynt is offering up his doctors to see if Trump’s trump is worthy of entering the oval office.
And I need to move on now because I am starting to picture what Donald’s flag pole looks like and that is an image, I don’t think, we want to have in our heads.
Fine Brothers Entertainment likes to ask kids what they think about different topics, and now they asked them what they think about Donald Trump running for President. They all think he would be an awful choice for the job. One kid even said that they would move to Canada if he got elected.
One thing they all agreed about, is that he says stupid stuff that is not very Presidential. One kid declared, “He speaks his mind, and his mind isn’t right.”
These are just few of the examples of what they concluded, and they said a lot more. A lot more things that makes more sense than what we have been hearing.
If you know a Trump supporter, send it to them and see if they might learn something from these kids. Because these boys and girls gave some really smart answers.
During tonight’s Republican Presidential Debate, Donald Trump took the time to respond to a comment that Marco Rubio made about his small hands. He said, “I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands, if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee.”
Well, we know that in the past, he has claimed that things that are huge, really are not, like his ratings for The Celebrity Apprentice. So I don’t believe him on this claim. Plus, Science has proven that there is a correlation between hand and pen!s size.
And TBH, I always believe that a man who acts like a huge d!ck is doing so because he has a small one; and I have seen him as a huge d!ck for my most of life. Growing up in NYC, we have had a different perception than the one that the Country is seeing now.
And on that note, a man who makes this type of reference during a serious debate SHOULD NOT BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. So please before you vote for him because you want to do a big FU to the establishment, think about what you are doing. I don’t not believe this is man who cares about the people and being President. I think he only cares about winning. Listen to him talk, it is not about you, it is about him. All he is says is I, I, I, I and I, when was the last time he said you? Think about that.
Think about it because our lives depend on it.
Yesterday after the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel Live had their annual special and it didn’t disappoint. They got Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick to reprise their roles from The Producers and we find out that they are responsible for Donald Trump running for President. Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom came up with a plan to get someone awful to run for President, so that they can get the money they raise from his campaign to keep as their own. Only problem, no matter how many awful things they tell him to do, he keeps getting more popular. So now we know who is at fault for Donald Trump. Blame The Producers for Springtime for Donald and America (think the song from the movie/show/movie). When it is going to be Fall?
The show wasn’t only about this bit, poor Matt Damon was picked on in not one but three bits. One is not worth posting, but the other two are. Although, I have to admit, not only do I want Jimmy Kimmel to shave that messy ugly beard, I also want him to stop picking on Damon already. He is coming off as really mean and it is old, like really old. Time to move on and just make peace already. Find a new arch nemesis. Who is with me?
I don’t know about you; but if someone calls me “poorly educated”, I don’t want anything to do with them ever again. While that is you and I, Donald Trump’s supporters love him even more for it. Probably because they don’t realize that poorly educated is another way to stupid, dumb or moron.
Anyways, Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to have some fun with that and created an ad made by his most poorly educated supporters. You know what for being poorly educated, this is freaking brilliant.
While I try to do as little as possible on Trump because he doesn’t need any more free publicity, this ad was too huge not to post.
Last week, Funny or Die released the ’80s movie of the week Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal starring Johnny Depp and many wondered if Captain Sparrow was really under all of that makeup.
Today, FOD released a behind the scenes video from the shoot and you can see the actor take off the layers of prosthetics to reveal his true face. As he pulled the foam from his skin, you can see the anger he had playing the Presidential candidate and couldn’t wait to get out of that costume. Can you blame him? I wouldn’t want Donald Trump on me either. Even with all of his money.
To see the full movie, then click here!
Remember when Clay Aiken was on The Celebrity Apprentice and should’ve won but didn’t. Instead he came in second behind Arsenio Hall? Well, tonight Donald Trump came in second and American Idol’s runner-up had a message for his TV his boss. He said, “Hey @realDonaldTrump, remember that time you made me come in 2nd place? Doesn’t feel good does it? 😉 I do still love ya, but #karmasabitch.” Booya!
It might’ve taken him almost 4 years to get his revenge, but I am sure it tasted just as sweet!
Just hours after 14 people were shot to death at a Christmas party in San Bernardino, Ca, Donald Trump spent the time signing a woman’s chest on Wednesday in Manassas, Va. Just when you think he can’t do or say anything else reprehensible, The Daily Caller photographed him autographing a strange woman’s breast plate. I think his book’s title is correct, he has Crippled America.
How can anyone think that is Presidential? That is what Porn stars, musicians and actors do, not a man who is running for President
And that woman is way too old to ask him to do that. She is at least 20 years past being too old to have men sign her chest.
As he would say, “So sad.”
As you know by now, Donald Trump’s appearance on Saturday Night Live was a HUGE dud. Unfortunately for the people who sat through that painful 90 minutes, the funniest part came after the show ended. The Republican Presidential Candidate picked up a broom and started to sweep away the confetti that fell at the end of the show. How much sweeping did he do? I am sure he put it down a soon as the photo-op was over. Either that or he put it between his legs and rode it home to Trump Tower. I am leaning to towards the latter.
Donald Trump was on Good Morning America this morning and Lara Spencer went over to say hi to him. The two of them took a photo of their encounter and he was smiling from ear to ear as she sat on his lap. Although she says that she was standing next to him.
So now we know the only that way a woman can make him smile, she needs to be close to him. Otherwise, it seems that he will make fun of her looks.