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Did this Ellen DeGeneres bit trump all of her other ones?
September 24th, 2015 under Donald Trump, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ellen DeGeneres has done some great bits throughout her show’s run, but I think this one might be her best one yet. She took last week’s Republican Debate and edited out all the Presidential Candidates that weren’t named Donald Trump. So she has The Donald debating The Donald, and it is his dream and our nightmare. But it shows what a narcissist childlike bully the 69 year old truly is. That and it worked perfectly. Don’t you think it is HUGE?


Ladies, want to dress like a sexy Donald Trump for Halloween?
September 21st, 2015 under Donald Trump, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Halloween is just over a month away and have you picked out your costume yet? Ladies, if you haven’t, then for $69.95 you can dress like Donald Trump to hand out candy. If that doesn’t scare kids, I don’t know what will?
Actually, I think Yandy‘s Donna T Rumpshaker looks more like Jennifer Aniston dressed as a schoolboy up than Trump running for President.


Donald Trump talked about running for President in 1988
September 14th, 2015 under Donald Trump, Oprah Winfrey. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 1988, Oprah Winfrey had Donald Trump on her show and she asked him if he would ever run for President. He told her, “Probably not.” Then when she asked him why, he told her, “I just don’t think, I really have the inclination to do it. I love what I am doing. I really like it.” But then he added, “I do get tired of seeing what is happening with this country. And if it got so bad, I would never want to rule it out totally.” Now 27 years later, he felt things are bad enough in this country that he is running for President.
As the show went on, she asked him about telling her that if he ran he would win. He responded by saying, “I think I’d win. I tell you what, I wouldn’t go in to lose. I have never gone in to lose in my life.”? Then he added, “I think I have a helluva chance of winning.”
Is he his own Nostradamus? I pray not. He scares the crap out of me. Because as you can see from this interview in 1988, he is still as pompous today as he was then. He thinks he always right and he isn’t. If he hasn’t changed in 27 years, how can we expect him to run the country when sometimes you are going to be told no by Congress, Senate and most importantly the People? You can’t.
And yes, his horrible hairstyle hasn’t changed in 27 years either. If he can’t see how bad his hairdo is in all of this time, how can we expect him to see how bad he would be for this country if he won. What President in our lifetime has had bad hair? It is important to have good hair if you are going to be the President of the United States. People need to look up to you and just not look at your hair and wonder what the hell is going on in there?


Jimmy Fallon was actually tough on Donald Trump!
September 12th, 2015 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Donald Trump was on The Tonight Show yesterday and I was expecting Jimmy Fallon to be really easy on him. Turns out he wasn’t. Since the NBC host is the nicest guy on late night television, his jabs aren’t as obvious. So if you watch the mirror interview and the real one with that in mind, you will see he called him out on a few things.
During the mirror segment, he asked him how he was going to make America great again, and Trump didn’t answer. He asked him again and still no answer, which proves he doesn’t know how. Then Fallon asked him about building the wall between Mexico and the US, and Trump let him answer. Jimmy said invite Mexico to a game Jenga and after they set up the wall, say you don’t want to play. As ludicrous as that sounds, it is the same as Trump saying he is going to get Mexico to build the wall. It ain’t going to happen.
When it comes to real interview, Fallon got his jabs in there too. He asked the Republican Presidential candidate a question and Trump’s answer was so all over the place that Jimmy was like I think you answered the question, I don’t know what I asked you any more.
Then at the end, Fallon asked if he has ever apologized. Trump said he only apologizes if he is ever wrong. I don’t know about you, but I think he has been wrong a lot. And the things that he has done that have been wrong started long before he was running for POTUS.
Trump is truly someone who looks at the world through rose colored glasses and I wish he would take them off and see what it really means to be President of the United States. The position is more than an ego trip and he needs to realize that before all of those people get him elected.
To see the rest of the interview, then click here!


Jimmy Kimmel Live nails Donald Trump’s campaign!
August 29th, 2015 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Kimmel Live created an ad for Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign and it’s great! Why is it great? Because I say that it is great. I don’t have to tell you why it is great, I just have to tell you that is great and you will believe me that it is great.
Just like all of Donald Trump’s supporters believe that he will make America great again just because he says he will make America great again.


Would Charlie Sheen as Donald Trump’s VP be a #winning ticket?
August 27th, 2015 under Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump. [ Comments: 2 ]

Donald Trump hasn’t yet said who he would choose to be his running mate if he gets his party’s nomination, so Charlie Sheen has thrown his name into the Make America Great Again cap. The two of them running on the same ticket would break every late night show host and comedian. Could you imagine the two of them running together?
Let’s not because it’s scary enough with just one of them going for the White House.


Do dogs obey Donald Trump?
August 27th, 2015 under Animals, Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

We know that there are a lot of humans who seem to do whatever Donald Trump tells them to do, but will dogs do the same? Jimmy Kimmel Live did an experiment and he played the video from the Presidential candidate’s Iowa press conference of him saying sit down over and over again for four four legged friends. How many obeyed him? The answer is 3 out of the four did, and they were also the 3 white dogs. The one brown puppy who didn’t listen was taken away and never heard from again.


Donald Trump got his own pornody!
August 14th, 2015 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: 1 ]

Sarah Palin got one, Hillary Clinton got one, Barack Obama got one and now Donald Trump got his own one too. The Presidential candidate is the focus of a pornody on Wood Rocket. (The link is very NSFW)
The pornduction company rushed this 22 minute movie out faster than a quickie and it really captured The Donald until he took his pants off. That’s because, who thinks Trump’s Trump is even half that size? While that might not have been accurate, the bad wig was spot on. And what is up with Donald having problems with ties ever since he announced he was running for POTUS?
The female reporter and the US have something in common, we are both f*cked if Donald gets in. What? I had to go there.


This 13 year old is smarter than Donald Trump!
August 13th, 2015 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: 1 ]

Thirteen year old Molly Bergman wrote a musical letter to Donald Trump and she sings what most people are thinking to him. She tells him that he is embarrassing the nation and that he needs to take a vacation. Then after calling him a bully, she explains to him that it was fun at first but now he blows. This is all stuff I have been saying, and yet a teenager was able to turn it into a catchy song. One you will be singing until he finally drops out the race. Sadly, I thought that would’ve happened by now but it hasn’t. Who is left for him to insult before that happens?
When it comes to Molly, too bad that American Idol is ending before she is old enough to audition for it. I think she would’ve had a chance to win it all.


Late night takes on Donald Trump
August 11th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien, Donald Trump, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]

Donald Trump running for President is a late night host’s fantasy, and yesterday Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon showed us how much of a wet dream it is for them. Deviants!
Conan came up with a fake ovulating talking stick that looks and sounds like The Donald on his TBS show. Meyers took to his Late Night to go off on the Presidential candidate for 5 and a half minutes. While Fallon dressed up as Trump on The Tonight Show and explained all things that he didn’t mean to say, even though we all know he did.
When it comes to the funniest, hands down that goes to Conan easily. His was also the sickest and most cringeworthy. Then there is Meyers, who is proving once again he is a great replacement for Jon Stewart. His political monologue is well versed and everyone can learn a thing or two from it. Finally, Fallon is the goofiest and that is alright. That is what he is known for and it works.
I love that they are a making a mockery of Trump, I just wish that there were as many people who were actually supporting him. When he announced he was running for President, I thought it was a great joke that kept on giving, but now it scares me how many people are taking him seriously.


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