A few months ago, when Hillary Clinton was on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon ran his fingers through her hair to prove it is real. It is.
Yesterday, when her opponent was on the NBC late night show, the host decided to do the same thing. He took his good hand, and bravely stuck it into the unknown to mess up Donald Trump’s thingy. What did it reveal? I don’t know. What did it look like? I don’t know. It just you know, you know?
When it comes to Fallon’s hand, I just picture it disappearing like Michael J Fox’s did in Back to the Future when his parents weren’t going to get together.
Today 5 cities, NYC, Los Angeles, Cleveland, Seattle and San Fransisco, woke up to a nude statue of Donald Trump. An artist, who goes by INDECLINE, sculpted these beauties and did it because he hopes the Republican Presidential Nominee “is never installed in the most powerful political and military position in the world.” Adding in the statement, “It is through these sculptures that we leave behind the physical and metaphorical embodiment of the ghastly soul of one of America’s most infamous and reviled politicians.”
I am breaking my no post on Donald Trump rule because this is too fantastic not to. What INDECLINE did is incredible. He shed The Celebrity Apprentice boss of all his clothes and revealed he is just us ugly as the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
While Trump has not commented on them, I bet he would say the HUGE statues are tremendous.
What do you think of these work of arts?
During the Republican Presidential Debate on Thursday, nominee Donald Trump made reference to having a huge pen!s. Well, yesterday Larry Flynt made him an offer he shouldn’t refuse. The Hustler mogul feels that his nomination hangs in the balance of how low he hangs. So Flynt is offering up his doctors to see if Trump’s trump is worthy of entering the oval office.
And I need to move on now because I am starting to picture what Donald’s flag pole looks like and that is an image, I don’t think, we want to have in our heads.
Fine Brothers Entertainment likes to ask kids what they think about different topics, and now they asked them what they think about Donald Trump running for President. They all think he would be an awful choice for the job. One kid even said that they would move to Canada if he got elected.
One thing they all agreed about, is that he says stupid stuff that is not very Presidential. One kid declared, “He speaks his mind, and his mind isn’t right.”
These are just few of the examples of what they concluded, and they said a lot more. A lot more things that makes more sense than what we have been hearing.
If you know a Trump supporter, send it to them and see if they might learn something from these kids. Because these boys and girls gave some really smart answers.
During tonight’s Republican Presidential Debate, Donald Trump took the time to respond to a comment that Marco Rubio made about his small hands. He said, “I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands, if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee.”
Well, we know that in the past, he has claimed that things that are huge, really are not, like his ratings for The Celebrity Apprentice. So I don’t believe him on this claim. Plus, Science has proven that there is a correlation between hand and pen!s size.
And TBH, I always believe that a man who acts like a huge d!ck is doing so because he has a small one; and I have seen him as a huge d!ck for my most of life. Growing up in NYC, we have had a different perception than the one that the Country is seeing now.
And on that note, a man who makes this type of reference during a serious debate SHOULD NOT BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. So please before you vote for him because you want to do a big FU to the establishment, think about what you are doing. I don’t not believe this is man who cares about the people and being President. I think he only cares about winning. Listen to him talk, it is not about you, it is about him. All he is says is I, I, I, I and I, when was the last time he said you? Think about that.
Think about it because our lives depend on it.