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Ebenezer Scrooge is a Womanizer!
December 20th, 2008 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: none ]

Britney Spears just posted this fan video of the story of A Christmas Carol being done to Womanizer and you know what it really worked! But stuff like this makes me wonder how people come up with the ideas and why they actually execute them. Not I am complaining because it actually turned out really well!


Kevin Federline opens up
December 3rd, 2008 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: none ]

A day after Britney Spears celebrated her 27th birthday and the release of what should be her next #1 album her ex Kevin Federline opend up to People.
Do you remember when you first met Britney?
I met her at a club in Hollywood, Joseph's. Our eyes met and that was it. We just hit it off right away. I learned real fast how much of a whirlwind the press and everything was.

What are your happiest memories of the marriage?
Well, getting married. I never thought that I would get married but it wound up happening. That was a really, really, happy, exciting moment. I pretty much realized that I was giving my life to her, and I was doing it without question.

What went wrong?
It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important … I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.

A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.

Are things getting better?
Oh, man, it's totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There's structure over there, there's structure at my house. We're trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn't have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there. 

I wonder what made him open up now? At least he didn't rip her a new one, which is good of him because he could have gone the other way. People promises so much more in their interview with him in the magazine that is on stands this week.

K-Fed as Karl Rove
March 11th, 2008 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: none ]

K-Fed gets animated on the second season premiere of Lil Bush this Thursday at 10:30p on Comedy Central. Who would’ve thought that K-Fed would play Karl Rove, I am sure even Karl Rove is insulted by it. But I did love him crying like a little girl at the end of the video, but I think that is the first time I believed his acting.
Oh and BTW Kevin Federline is not the only who got animated, so did his ex-wife Britney Spears. According to The Sun Britney Spears next video Break the Ice will be animated. I guess Jive finally found away around Britney’s mayhem.


Britney Spears loses the boys
January 4th, 2008 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: 4 ]

(photo from TMZ)
According to AP K-Fed got sole custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James: 

A court commissioner Friday gave sole physical and legal custody of Britney Spears' two little boys to ex-husband Kevin Federline and suspended the troubled pop star's visitation rights.

The next scheduled court date is January 14th. 

Even though she deserved to lose custody of the boys, I hope this loss does not force her to do something drastic. 


Too cute…Jayden James is walking!
November 25th, 2007 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: 3 ]

X17 Online (check out them out for more cute pix)
K-Fed and Britney Spears produce really cute kids! And seriously how cute is little Jayden James walking!!! 

Britney Spears’ lame CD cover
October 13th, 2007 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: 2 ]

Britney Spears looks as exciting as the music we have heard off the album and her VMA performance. 

Britney Spears loses her boys to K-Fed
October 1st, 2007 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: 1 ]

(X17 Online with hat and without hat)
X17 has the last pictures of Britney Spears with her boys before she handed them over to K-Fed's lawyer before she was given the new that she temporarily lost custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James to her ex-husband K-Fed.
Entertainment Tonight has the court documents that says she had to hand the boys over to K-Fed by 12n on Wednesday:
"Respondent's oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing. The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court's prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Respondent's ex-parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in Department 88."
TMZ is listing what they think is the reason why she lost her kids:
Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn't do it.

Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn't do it.

Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn't do it.

Spears was also required to sign the judge's order — again, she didn't.

And last Friday, Commissioner Gordon prohibited both Spears and K-Fed from driving the children unless they had a valid California driver's license. Gordon was pissed today when TMZ posted video of Spears cavalierly driving her kids around Malibu.

In short, Spears did everything wrong … by doing nothing.

If that is true, she is such a idiot. She really needs people around her that tell her what do and not just say yes. 
Personally I fear for Britney Spears and I hope she doesn't do anything that she can't take back because she lost the boys.

The things Britney and K-Fed need to do keep custody of the boys
September 19th, 2007 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: 1 ]

(photo from Daily Mail)

Us Weekly got a list of what the Judge ordered both Britney Spears and K-Fed must do to keep custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.

· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.

· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.

· Both parents must complete the "Parenting Without Conflict" program.

· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.

· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.

· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.

· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.

While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the popstar must:

· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.

· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

· And, "based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears]," will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.

Wow, this Judge was tough on both of them. Some of that stuff is just way out there like someone who is trained in CPR what normal parent has that in that life. But the big news from the agreement is that Britney needs to be drug tested twice a week. At least now we finally might find out what she is actually on because what else can explain her behavior?


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline officially divorced
July 30th, 2007 under Britney Spears/KFed, Divorce. [ Comments: none ]

Am I the only one who thought that these were already officially divorced? Well according to Us Weekly today was D-Day for the two.
Spears' lawyer Laura Wasser told reporters, "The divorce is final. [Britney] is okay with the arrangement. She would like to be with the kids more. She said that. [She] thinks [Federline] would like that too."

But while today's decision allows the exes to continue with shared custody of their children, a source close to Federline says he may seek full custody. "[Federline's] attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan…has been watching and monitoring Britney’s behavior very closely," says the source. "There is a clause in the divorce so either parent can seek full custody and it is very possible that you will see Kaplan seeking full custody for Kevin as early as this week…Kevin is extremely concerned with Britney’s erratic behavior and he needs to make sure his kids are protected. Britney has not met the benchmarks for sobriety that [were] outlined in the agreement."

 I hope he fights for the kids because with her antics she has proven that he is the better parent. Who would have ever thought that would be the case?
BTW let's start a poll on how long it will take Britney Spears to get married again? She does have some Vegas trips on the horizon, so you know that means it could happen then. It is not like she hasn't had a spontaneous Vegas wedding before? And we know she doesn't learn from past mistakes.

Kevin Federline won’t sign the divorce papers
June 28th, 2007 under Britney Spears/KFed. [ Comments: 5 ]

(photo from TMZ
K-Fed hasn't signed the divorce papers yet because he wants to add a clause about custody if he doesn't like the way Britney Spears is acting according to People. A source said, "Britney's attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce. But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney's post-rehab partying." The source added that Kevin Federline, "wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney's access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him." Can anyone say they blame him? I still can't believe he is the better parent, but he is.

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