Hillary Clinton was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon brought up Donald Trump. The Presidential candidate asked the NBC host if The Donald ever let him touch his hair. When Fallon said no, she asked him if he wanted to touch her locks. He agreed and declared they are indeed real. She said they are, but the color is not. See she can tell the truth!
Before the two of them talked about Trump, Fallon pretended to be her competition and interviewed her via the phone. Their conversation was so full of zingers that the Republican candidates are now afraid of her.
Funny how while all of the GOP candidates were coming off like crap yesterday at the debate, Clinton was coming off as great! Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
Mark Cuban played the President of the United States in Sharknado 3 and he told CNBC that he thinks it would be fun to run for the real office. Before you are like that is all we need during this election, he is not planning on running, just yet. But if he were to, he thinks he’d be a slam dunk for the position. He told them, he would crush Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in the poles if he ran as a Democrat. I swear, I thought he was Republican.
I hate to say it, but I would probably vote for him. He is a blowhard, but he is not as much of an egomaniac as Trump. Plus, he really knows business. How to control himself during a basketball game is another story, but he does know business.
What is really funny about the timing of this announcement, is that hours after emailing CNBC, he Tweeted to Trump, “@realDonaldTrump have a great event tonight @AACenter. The buzz in Dallas is amazing. You will crush it !” He means you will crush it, as long as I don’t run against you.
Would you vote for him?
President Barack Obama is going to be on a special episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls to air later this year, and today NBC released the first clip from it. In it we see POTUS devouring a salmon that was half eaten by a bear. Obviously, they cooked up the dead fish before he ate it. What did he think of the host’s cooking? He said it was “mediocre”.
BTW I wonder how many pieces of the fish Bear was able to get from that Bear’s leftovers because you know the Secret Service had to test it out before the President got his bite.
On that note, can you imagine going over the menu with the White House before they went into the wild looking for food? Grylls is like can I do a urine soaked thing? No! Can I do live bugs? No! What about a salmon that has been eaten by a bear. Salmon, OK, he likes that fish.
It’s good thing for Marco Rubio that kids can’t vote because if they could, they wouldn’t be voting for him. The Presidential candidate was tossing the football around in Iowa yesterday when he accidentally hit one of them in the face. Then when the little guy fell to the floor, instead of checking on him, he went to catch the ball that was boomeranging back towards him. Luckily for the US Senator, the little boy is OK.
Since this was posted on Bloomberg Politics, I will get a little political here. I guess he only worries about harming a child when they are in the womb, once they are out of it then it’s fair game.
Now back to Rubio and tossing the pig skin around with the children, here is him throwing and missing a lot of tosses with the other kids. Thankfully, for them they only dropped the ball and didn’t get hit in the face by one. I wonder if after all of those misses, if he actually scored a touchdown with any of the parents that came out to watch all those bad throws.
Melissa Gilbert had a big announcement today, she is running for Congresswoman in Michigan. The Little House on the Prairie star said, “Iâ€™m running for Congress to make life a little easier for all the families who feel they have fallen through the cracks in todayâ€™s economy. I believe building a new economy is a team effort, and we need to bring fresh voices to the table to get the job done.” I think this is how more politicians should feel. It is about families first, and lobbyists second.
When it comes to what is her political background, she was President of the Screen Actors Guild from 2001-2005. The last person who held that title and ran for office, eventually became President. That’s right, Ronald Reagan was President of SAG before he was Governor of California and then President of the United States. So who’s to say in the future, we might not be saying President Half Pint? Better than that other celebrity who is currently running for that office.
President Barack Obama was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host had him read some Mean Tweets that were written about him.
Missing from those Tweets was Kanye West, but come the next edition he might be part of it. Why? When Kimmel asked him if it is true that the President called Mr Kim Kardashian on his home phone, Obama said, “I’ve met Kanye twice. The first time when I was a Senator. He was with his mom and he’d just gotten big. He was from Chicago. They wanted to meet. He was very soft spoken, very gracious.” Kimmel interrupted him and said, “That sounds like him.” To which the President responded with, “He was a young guy. He hadn’t quite come into his own.”
Then the Commander-in-Chief went back to answering the question, “About six months ago, he came to an event. Look, I love his music. He’s incredibly creative. I don’t think I have his home number.”
Kanye is not going to like that the President of the United States called him out for lying. How much so? We will just have to tune into JKL next Friday, when the rapper is a guest on the show from Austin, Tx.
If you missed President Obama reading Mean Tweets, then click here!
Al Sharpton and Sarah Palin posed together on the red carpet at Saturday Night Live’s 40th Anniversary yesterday. The two of them looked so cozy together, I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? I am sure there is nothing between them, but I so wish there was.
You know, they say opposites attract, so maybe it will happen! If it does happen, can you imagine the reality show? Because you know they would totally do one together. You betcha it would be the greatest thing on television!
Chris Christie was getting ready to do a sit down interview with 94WIP, and the chair wasn’t ready for him. That’s because when the New Jersey Governor pulled it out to sit on it, it rolled back and his seat landed on the floor. I don’t know if it was the wheels screeching along the tile as it ran away from him, but I swear I thought I heard it laughing at him. Did you hear it too?
Joni Ernst is running for US Senate in Iowa and she might have the scariest campaign ad I’ve ever seen. The first thing she says in the commercial is “I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So in Washington, Iâ€™ll know how to cut pork.” She ends it by saying, “Let’s make them squeal!” So is that her way of saying she wants to do to them what she did to the pigs when she was kid? Actually that is not a bad idea!!! If that is her intention, then I guess she has my vote.
As we all know Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suffers from a bad case of foot in mouth disease; and it looks like he found to always have a foot ready to put in his mouth before he says something, well, Rob Fordy.
Why he was walking around with a fake foot, we don’t know why. But it is just another great photo op for the man I wish was my mayor. I mean what other politician walks around (no pun intended) with a fake foot in his hand before meeting the press. And that is why we love him.