Lily: Just been asked to do Piers Morgan live stories. Ummmmmmmm……………….
Piers: Come on you big wuss, you know you want to.. RT @lilyroseallen Just been asked to do Piers Morgan live stories. Ummmmmmmm……………….
Lily: @piersmorgan how muuuuuuch ?
Piers: @lilyroseallen Do you mean how much do you have to pay me for this career-enhancing interview?
Lily: @piersmorgan oh and I am many things, a wuss is definitely not one of them.
Piers: @lilyroseallen I know you’re not a wuss. I was goading you into saying yes.
Piers: @lilyroseallen ps I also know that part of you thinks you can take me down on national TV. Good luck with that one little lady…
Lily: Wow,judging by your responses Piers Morgan seems to be just a little marmitey.
Piers: @lilyroseallen I love marmite. Bet you do, too.
Lily: @piersmorgan I don’t need to enhance my career piers, the only way I would justify coming on your show would be to give money to a charity.
Lily: @piersmorgan a charity that helps women to overcome the kind of grief that I have had to experience.
Lily: @piersmorgan Those are my terms. I’ve got no interest in coming on your show, you’ve been asking me for years.
Piers: @lilyroseallen I think that would be a very honourable reason to do the show.
Piers: @lilyroseallen No woman should ever have to go through what you went through. Sadly, I know a few who have, and it’s heart-breaking.
Piers: @lilyroseallen A million what? If it’s Chilean pesos, we have a deal.
Piers: ps @lilyroseallen I’m interviewing George Clooney about his campaigning work in the Sudan today. He doesn’t want a penny, just awareness
Piers: @lilyroseallen If you’ve got no interest in coming on my show, why have we been negotiating for the last hour? Or are you just a tease?
Piers: Final word @lilyroseallen – I will get ITV to make substantial five figure donation to your charity for the interview. Think about it.
Piers: @lilyroseallen You’ll change your mind. They always do. Right, must dash – Clooney awaits.
Lily: @piersmorgan No.
Piers: Got ‘Never Gonna Happen’ by @lilyroseallen playing on the Macbook Pro. Lyrics seem apt given our little Twitter tussle yesterday.
Seeing Piers Morgan just reconfirmed to me why I have absolutely no intention to watch his show.