Jordan aka Katie Price Tweeted the above picture and said, “Omg @leandro__penna and @abbi1985 and myself have pigged out on junk food tonight hahahaha lol” Is it just me or does it look like her belly was caused by more than just junk food? I have to wonder if Leandro Penna and her have something to tell us? Like her fourth baby is on the way?
Now that dressing slutty for Halloween is over, Katie Price is dressing slutty for Christmas. In order to keep fur on her outfit fluffy, she brought along a Fluffer. What I want to know is if that poor guy not only has to fluff her clothes, but do what a Fluffer does in P0rn. If he does, than I feel bad for that poor guy and he is getting paid what he is worth.
For some reason Elton John invited Katie Price to his annual Oscar party and the twice divorced tabloid queen looked awful in that short dress showing off her fake boobs. She looked more like she was going the Adult Video News Awards than to a post-Academy Awards party.
Peter Andre was talking about how his three year old daughter likes to do chores and he is hoping that will prepare Princess Tiaamii for her future. According to Bang Showbiz he said, “Princess is so cute at the moment and has turned into a total domestic goddess. She is always sweeping the floor and helping me tidy up the house. She absolutely loves it so I’m not going to argue with that and, besides, it’s good training for when she becomes a nun when she’s older. I’m sure nuns have to do their fair share of domestic duties round the nunnery!” I think her face in that picture says it all.
Katie Price aka Jordan Tweeted this message morning, “@heidimontag lets get in touch! there’s lots we can do together xxxxx”. As soon as I saw that Tweet, I was like noooooooooo! Could you imagine what they could do together? They can do a PSA for getting way too much bad plastic surgery at a young age. If that doesn’t work, how about people that are famous for nothing? Still not tempted, how about reality stars who think they can sing but can’t? Maybe they can compare note from when they were on I’m A Celebrity… and asked the producers to Get Me Out of Here. And finally they can talk about falling in love TV ruined their marriages.
Wait did I say this was a scary pairing? Maybe I will take that back. As of now The Hills star has not responded her, but now I am hoping that she will.
Jordan and Alex Reid had a quickie marriage in Las Vegas yesterday. Katie Price who dumped Alex when she quit I’m A Celebrity, was quick to walk down the aisle with him when he won Celebrity Big Brother last week. Unlike her wedding to Peter Andre that was huge event this one had no fan fare nor was it paparazzi filled, but it was filmed. But according to the Daily Mail we might not see the two say, “I do”.
A statement released by their agent confirmed: ‘Katie and Alex are delighted to announce that they got married in a private, simple ceremony at 4pm (PST) on February 2nd in Las Vegas.’
The newlyweds said in the statement: ‘We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.’
The spokesman added: ‘Their decision to marry has not been made with any pre-conceived commercial plan or media deal in place, and their reason for getting married is purely down to their love for each other.’
But an insider told MailOnline: ‘Her ITV2 camera crew were with her and could well have filmed the wedding.
‘But Katie is not sure yet whether she will allow the footage to be aired.
‘She has not signed any magazine deal for the wedding photographs but they are likely to do an interview about it when they get back.’
Please we are talking about Jordan here she will sell the footage to the highest bidder, but since Peter and her have split that bid won’t be as high as it was a year ago.On that note no word from Peter how he feels about his ex being a Mrs again, but you he will probably be civil about it.
Finally how long do you think it will take Jordan and Alex to turn their quickie marriage into a quickie divorce?
UPDATE: According to OK! Peter Ander spoke to Radio 1 about his ex’s nuptials after the DJ wouldn’t stop asking him about it.
He said: “I didn’t know anything about it. I haven’t spoke to her. I do speak to her, you have to speak to each other because you have kids and you have to keep things up for them.”
Peter was being interviewed on the Radio 1 breakfast show this morning and although he was reluctant to discuss Katie’s marriage outspoken host Chris Moyles quizzed him about it.
At one point, Chris said to Peter: “I think the marriage is madness. In the circus that is Katie Price’s life as long as the kids are alright that’s all you should care about.”
Peter replied: “That’s exactly what I think. Bottom line is I love those kids, they’re my entire life, maybe I’m over-protective of them. But as long as they’re looked after that’s all I care about.”
At least he is putting the kids’ interests before his own.
Jordan debuted her new clothing line Olympia today and she also debuted her over self tanned skin. Seriously she needs to lay off the self tanning because that color is so not working for. It looks like she went into a to get a spray tan and they forgot about her and left her in too long.
Brylcreem has announced their Best and Worst Celebrity Hairstyle Awards for the year and according to New Magazine Peter Andre has the best hair while Simon Cowell has the worst.
Best Celebrity Hair 2009
1. Peter Andre
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Jenson Button
4. Jamie Archer
5. Declan Donnelly
6. Mark Owen
7. Stuart Manning
8. Aston Merrygold
10. Robbie Williams
Worst Celebrity Hair 2009
1. Simon Cowell
2. Russell Brand
3. Gordon Brown
4. Jimmy White
5. Louis Walsh
6. Andy Murray
7. Piers Morgan
8. David Cameron
9. Alex Reid
10. Ant McPartlin
I wonder if Simon will finally do something different with his hair do that he has had forever, now that he has earned the title worst hairstyle? How did Simon Cowell lose out to Russell Brand because at least the American Idol judge uses brush unlike Katy Perry’s boyfriend. And when it comes to Peter who knew leaving Jordan would do wonders for his hair and for Alex Reid dating her would do the opposite. BTW how didn’t David Beckham not make both lists because he has both good and bad hairstyles.
Katie Price had reportedly quit I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here rather than do a 7th consecutive bushtucker trial according to Daily Mail. I can’t say I blame her because even doing one of those challenges would make quit, but being the only picked on her team to do them you can’t say you blame her. As annoying as she might be she didn’t deserve to be the only one voted to suffer. Seriously I like to watch people suffer, but even I think I’m A Celebrity goes too far. I could never eat a kangaroo’s testicle or be doused in cockroaches or eat different type of bugs. Nothing is worth it for me to do that. So how much was Jordan getting to endure that? She was being paid £350,000 to appear on the show, and Daily Mail says she might lose that for quitting. I think I would forego the money rather than do another trial, but I would have to thinking about long and hard.