Back when Matthew Perry was on the Friendship show, as he calls it; he did a photoshoot that was so devastating that to this day he hates to do them. What happened?
He told Conan O’Brien tonight that the cast of Friends and ER did a photoshoot with some swimsuit models on a Saturday morning and Chandler’s bing went bing. The actor got home from it around 1p in the afternoon and needed to get his bing down. Since he was single at the time, all he could do was put on a p0rn DVD (that was before that was what the internet was for) and a half hour later he was done. Sounds like a good lover, no?
Wait! When he was done, he was also done with the movie because now it disgusted him. He compared it to those hot towels you get an on airplane that are like hot for two seconds and then they are just like wet noodles. All he wanted to do was shut off the movie and go to sleep, but the remote and the TV were not talking to each other. Since he tired himself out, he didn’t want to get up and shut it odf. Not sounding that good in the sack any more, right?
Anyways, back to his story and the embarrassing part. Since he wanted to go sleep, he decided that he would just mute the TV. He lowered the volume down to zero, but for some reason he could still hear it. Why? As he explained, “The night before, I’d gone out on my backyard with a glass of wine and listening to music. Then I realized for the last hour, I’ve been blasting a p0rn0 out of my outdoor speakers.” How did he handle it? He moved shortly after the incident. What else can you do? If you are Matthew Perry, then not only do you move but you tell the story on late night TV 20 years later for the whole wide world to hear.
If the writers of The Odd Couple don’t do something with this next season (because you know CBS is going to pick up the show), then they all need new jobs!
Matt LeBlanc films his show Episodes in London, so tonight on Conan the TBS late night host wanted to know if he met Prince William and Prince Harry when he was over there. Joey Tribbiani told Conan O’Brien about the time he met them at a Polo match they were playing at. The only thing they wanted to know from is, is when is there going to be Friends reunion? His response to the future King of England and his brother was to “F*ck off!”
LeBlanc might have 5 friends on this side of the pond, but he doesn’t seem to be making them on the other side of it.
Is it just me or is he starting to turn in to his fake persona from his Showtime show? You know, becoming a d!ck?
Jennifer Aniston is on Conan tonight and Conan O’Brien asked her about a necklace she wore in Horrible Bosses 2. She shared with him that the charm is actually a c0ck ring. He then said it looked rather big for one and asked Andy Richter to concur with him. It was then that the TBS late night host was schooled on c0ck rings.
Now back to the horrible boss, she went on to explain why she picked out that necklace to wear. She concluded her tale with, “I know, we’re just saying all sorts of sh!t on this show.”
What I find interesting about this interview, is that the TBS censors censored c0ck, but not sh!t. One is a bird and the other is something you do after eating too much c0ck.
Oh and Conan, remember you are talking to Jennifer Aniston about the size of a c0ck ring. Yet you were the only host to ask Justin Theroux about the bulge in his sweatpants. That c0ck ring is too small for him, so that is why she didn’t think it was as big as you did.
The first full trailer was released for Jennifer Aniston’s movie Cake and there has been a lot of Oscar buzz surrounded with it. I think, it is because she put on a few pounds and doesn’t wear makeup in it. Which is not a reason for me. To me, it seems Oscar worthy because I fell asleep watching the trailer. OMG! Could that movie look any more boring and depressing and been there, done that? Personally, I think it looks like a Straight-to-DVD movie that will eventually air on IFC film. Not a movie many people will pay money to see on the big screen.
Do you think she will be bringing home Oscar gold or just attending the big night as a presenter only?
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she brought a friend with her. So the ABC late night host had Rachel and Lisa Kudrow take part in Celebrity Curse-Off and they say a lot of words they couldn’t say on Friends. Words my Bronx ears have never heard before and they don’t know how to handle it. Although my mouth can’t wait to use them at my Thanksgiving meal with Framily, and I bet you will dream about using them too on Thursday.
We’ve all heard the stories of men trying their baby mama’s breast milk, but I don’t ever remember hearing any Friends trying it out. Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jennifer Aniston and the ABC late night host were talking about how she offered to be in delivery room with his wife, and then she admitted she did something with Molly even he hasn’t done. She’s tried his wife’s breast milk. She says it something women do. I am woman, and I have never wanted to try any my friends or family’s breast milk. Have you? I mean ewwwwwwwww.
I can’t really talk anymore about this because I am feeling nauseated.
You know what will make me feel better? Watching the mini Friends reunion Jimmy Kimmel staged on the show after that admission with Rachel, Monica (Courteney Cox) and Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow). It was actually funnier than the last few seasons of the NBC sitcom. C’mon admit the last few seasons sucked.
Courteney Cox is on The Late Show tonight on CBS at 11:35p and David Letterman asked him if there is going to be a Friends reunion? Then Monica told him for the last 10 years she has been trying to have a cast dinner, and that has yet to happen. So if they can’t even get their schedules together enough to spend just a few hours together, then how are the 6 of them going to work it out so they have enough time to do a reunion show?
So then the retiring host asked her if they are going to do a movie based on the show? The she explained that they filmed the show on a sound stage and they spent most of their time in her apartment, so that would be a boring movie.
So next time you ask if their will be a Friends a reunion or movie, remember these answers that Courteney Cox gave because they are best explanation why it ain’t going to be happening any time soon or basically ever.
Matt LeBlanc was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and everything was copacetic between Jay Leno and the Friend during the interview. But turns out that isn’t how the two acted towards each other when the NBC late night host appeared on LeBlanc’s Showtime show Episodes. It’s a side of Leno we have never seen and I like him better that way.
Matt LeBlanc is going to guest star on Lisa Kudrow’s show Web Therapy this Tuesday at 11p on Showtime and we get to see the two Friends together again.
As we all know a big part of the show is improvised and the two of them had nothing but complimentary things to say about each other at the beginning of it. Which is so sweet and makes me even more bummed that we won’t be getting a reunion show anytime soon. I think, that is until people stop seeing Jennifer Aniston in the same movie over and over again and she really needs to money to the pay bills.