Tonight during the Emmys, while Jimmy Kimmel was presenting Best Actor in a Comedy, he ate the winner’s name so we don’t know who really won the award. He claims it was Jefrey Tambor for Transparent, but there was nominee who wasn’t happy with the results. That nom is Joey Tribbiani, I mean Matt Le Blanc, who was nominated for playing himself on Episodes. So much so, he gave Kimmel a finger, the middle one.
I don’t know why the Friends star thought he won because barely anyone else thought he had a shot, did you?
I don’t know about you, but watching the last few seasons of Friends was a horror. Well, World Wide Interweb turned the beloved sitcom into a horror movie and now it is a real horror. They did such a good job with it, I would pay to see Ross, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Rachel and Joey murdered. Wouldn’t you?
Matt LeBlanc was on The Late Late Show the other day and James Corden heard that the Friend never flinches. Of course, the CBS late night host wanted to see if that was true, so he decided to test it out by hurling things at LeBlanc as he stood behind a glass barrier. The last thing that was thrown at him were paint balls and believe it or not he didn’t flinch once. In fact, he kept a smile on his face as we watched the balls of paint come dangerously close to him. I don’t know how he did it, do you?
Taylor Swift has 2 cats, one named after a character on Grey’s Anatomy and another one after one on Law & Order: SVU, and she sang a song with the woman who sang the most famous song about a cat on television. Lisa Kudrow joined Swift on stage for her final show of the 1989 tour and together they sang Smelly Cat, even though she doesn’t have a kitty named after her.
A tune that is purrfect when she is away from home, but she better not think about singing it when she is with Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson. If she does, she might find out what happens when kitties gets catty.
After being engaged for what seems like forever, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux finally got married in their Bel-Air home yesterday according to People. The two said I do in front of 70 friends, Friends and family.
No word if she is pregnant or when they are getting divorced, but I am sure that will be on the tabloid covers by the end of the month. Personally, I think they will be divorced before there is a baby.
Back when Matthew Perry was on the Friendship show, as he calls it; he did a photoshoot that was so devastating that to this day he hates to do them. What happened?
He told Conan O’Brien tonight that the cast of Friends and ER did a photoshoot with some swimsuit models on a Saturday morning and Chandler’s bing went bing. The actor got home from it around 1p in the afternoon and needed to get his bing down. Since he was single at the time, all he could do was put on a p0rn DVD (that was before that was what the internet was for) and a half hour later he was done. Sounds like a good lover, no?
Wait! When he was done, he was also done with the movie because now it disgusted him. He compared it to those hot towels you get an on airplane that are like hot for two seconds and then they are just like wet noodles. All he wanted to do was shut off the movie and go to sleep, but the remote and the TV were not talking to each other. Since he tired himself out, he didn’t want to get up and shut it odf. Not sounding that good in the sack any more, right?
Anyways, back to his story and the embarrassing part. Since he wanted to go sleep, he decided that he would just mute the TV. He lowered the volume down to zero, but for some reason he could still hear it. Why? As he explained, “The night before, I’d gone out on my backyard with a glass of wine and listening to music. Then I realized for the last hour, I’ve been blasting a p0rn0 out of my outdoor speakers.” How did he handle it? He moved shortly after the incident. What else can you do? If you are Matthew Perry, then not only do you move but you tell the story on late night TV 20 years later for the whole wide world to hear.
If the writers of The Odd Couple don’t do something with this next season (because you know CBS is going to pick up the show), then they all need new jobs!
Matt LeBlanc films his show Episodes in London, so tonight on Conan the TBS late night host wanted to know if he met Prince William and Prince Harry when he was over there. Joey Tribbiani told Conan O’Brien about the time he met them at a Polo match they were playing at. The only thing they wanted to know from is, is when is there going to be Friends reunion? His response to the future King of England and his brother was to “F*ck off!”
LeBlanc might have 5 friends on this side of the pond, but he doesn’t seem to be making them on the other side of it.
Is it just me or is he starting to turn in to his fake persona from his Showtime show? You know, becoming a d!ck?
Jennifer Aniston is on Conan tonight and Conan O’Brien asked her about a necklace she wore in Horrible Bosses 2. She shared with him that the charm is actually a c0ck ring. He then said it looked rather big for one and asked Andy Richter to concur with him. It was then that the TBS late night host was schooled on c0ck rings.
Now back to the horrible boss, she went on to explain why she picked out that necklace to wear. She concluded her tale with, “I know, we’re just saying all sorts of sh!t on this show.”
What I find interesting about this interview, is that the TBS censors censored c0ck, but not sh!t. One is a bird and the other is something you do after eating too much c0ck.
Oh and Conan, remember you are talking to Jennifer Aniston about the size of a c0ck ring. Yet you were the only host to ask Justin Theroux about the bulge in his sweatpants. That c0ck ring is too small for him, so that is why she didn’t think it was as big as you did.
The first full trailer was released for Jennifer Aniston’s movie Cake and there has been a lot of Oscar buzz surrounded with it. I think, it is because she put on a few pounds and doesn’t wear makeup in it. Which is not a reason for me. To me, it seems Oscar worthy because I fell asleep watching the trailer. OMG! Could that movie look any more boring and depressing and been there, done that? Personally, I think it looks like a Straight-to-DVD movie that will eventually air on IFC film. Not a movie many people will pay money to see on the big screen.
Do you think she will be bringing home Oscar gold or just attending the big night as a presenter only?