Madonna is adding to her squad, first she had Katy Perry and now she added Jessica Chastain to the list. While performing in Prague on Saturday, she invited the actress on stage to be her Unapologetic Bitch of the night. Then when the Material Girl was on the walking on the floor like a dog, Chastain slapped her butt a few times.
I guess that is the new I kissed a girl and I liked it for the decade for the Rebel Heart. Now it’s all I spanked a girl and I liked it.
Taylor Swift has her squad that joins her on stage at concerts and Madonna wants you to know she has one too. She introduced one of the members and it is Katy Perry. Even though the California Gurl didn’t want to go on stage, she knew better than to say no to Madonna. Even though she said yes, Madonna still spanked her a$$ and then dry doggy styled her. And it looks like she liked it.
To me this is just a desperate cry for attention on both of their parts. I mean when was the last time we truly focused on them for their music and not the things they did to get press? Probably when they both had their Superbowl performances. Both of which were major let downs.
Time for them to get back to the music because if not people like Taylor Swift and Adele will continue reigning supreme over them while they continue their desperate attempts to keep themselves current.
Madonna is known for being anything but conservative, but the singer showed that side of her yesterday. She shared a photo of herself looking like a secretary who would work on Mad Men and I think the styling works for her Rebel Heart. So much so, I think she needs to dress like this more often, when she is not on the stage singing.
Don’t you like seeing her looking like this?
Madonna posted this photo and I couldn’t figure out what she looked to me. At first she reminded me of a dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park. But then it hit me, she looks like a bull that is about to mow down a bunch of schmucks in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona. Either way, she is going to haunt my nightmares tonight.
What do you think the Material Girl look like in this picture?
BTW I won’t say anything about her needing to get her roots done. I think that speaks for itself.
Madonna did a Britney Spears and brought Drake on stage with her at Coachella. She had him sit on a chair and then she proceeded to make out with him. Since the Degrassi star believes YOLO, he kept touching her hair as she passionately kissed him. The Material Girl didn’t like his hand on her mane, so she did something in his mouth. What she did we don’t know, but his face says it all.
So what do you think she did? Did she bite his tongue? Did she spit in his mouth? Or did the 28 year old realize he just made out with a woman twice his age? I say all of the above.
Madonna was on The Tonight Show yesterday and she told Jimmy Fallon she is a closet comedian. So the NBC late night host told the musician to try some of her standup on the show right then and there. For the first time in decades, she had her cherry popped by telling jokes about all the younger men she’s been dating recently. Her jokes were so bad, it made her latest album sound as good as Like A Virgin.
So down a pitcher of watered down beer or several Long Island Iced Teas and maybe you will think she is funny. You know, practice the same method you would at a comedy club to make those comedians funny.
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots performed Holiday with Madonna and some classroom instruments on tonight’s The Tonight Show. What more can you say about their performance of one of her earlier hits, but that it was totally bitchin’.
Madonna posted a photo of herself with dirt on her face and it’s probably the cleanest she’s been in a while. OK, that sentence might’ve gotten me swimming in some muddy waters. I’ll stop there before I am like a pig rolling around in some mud!
Justin Bieber was photographed giving Madonna a close-eyed kiss on her cheek, so do the two singers have something to tell us? Only that they will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow.
But for a second imagine if they were singing duets together in the bedroom? After all, he is about the right age for her and she is perfect for him. How hot would this couple be?
UPDATE: According to this clip from today’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Madonna would consider dating Justin Bieber since he is just a year younger than the youngest man she has dated. Make it happen guys, make it happen!!!
If you’ve ever “read” Madonna’s book Sex, then you know can pretty much assume she likes whiplash. Unfortunately for her that is not the type of whiplash she suffered on Wednesday when she was accidentally pulled off the stage during a performance at The Brits.
The injured singer told The Jonathan Ross Show, “I had a little bit of whiplash, I smacked the back of my head. And I had a man standing over me with a flashlight until about 3am to make sure I was compos mentis.” She then went on to explain that she was supposed to be able to untie the cape before the incident, but it was tied too tightly. She added, “I had two choices: I could either be strangled or fall, and I chose to fall.”
After the incident, she made another decision, “No more capes. Cape fear is over.” I guess she will leave flying to R Kelly from now on.