If you’ve ever “read” Madonna’s book Sex, then you know can pretty much assume she likes whiplash. Unfortunately for her that is not the type of whiplash she suffered on Wednesday when she was accidentally pulled off the stage during a performance at The Brits.
The injured singer told The Jonathan Ross Show, “I had a little bit of whiplash, I smacked the back of my head. And I had a man standing over me with a flashlight until about 3am to make sure I was compos mentis.” She then went on to explain that she was supposed to be able to untie the cape before the incident, but it was tied too tightly. She added, “I had two choices: I could either be strangled or fall, and I chose to fall.”
After the incident, she made another decision, “No more capes. Cape fear is over.” I guess she will leave flying to R Kelly from now on.
Some say that Madonna‘s latest album has caused her career to take a tumble, but not as bad as the one she took tonight during The Brit Awards.
The singer was performing her new song Living for Love dressed in a cape. Then when her servants were to pull it off of her, they wound up pulling her off the stage instead. She fell back 3 steps, but didn’t miss a beat. She kept on performing as though nothing even happened.
So what did happen? She explained on Instagram, “Armani hooked me up! My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I’m fine! ❤️#livingforlove”
So I guess you can say The Material Girl was done in by material.
Madonna has a very very toned body for a woman who is 56 years old or any age to be honest, and that means she doesn’t really have a butt. At least not one nearly as huge as the Kardashians or Nicki Minaj’s. So how does the Material Girl get people talking about her a$$? She wears a thong that pushes it up over the borderline and makes it looks like something Sir Mix A Lot would be singing about.
BTW I am sure after Kanye West saw this, he ran out to buy it for his wife. Do they even make one in her size?
Madonna shared this photo of herself sucking on her thumb and she said “Bad habits die hard.” Out of all the body parts I imagined in her mouth, a thumb was not one of them. I also didn’t picture it being part of her body that she would be sucking on. If you get, where I am going with this thought…
Madonna shared this photo of 3, yes 3, people putting on her Givenchy boots and none of those people were the singer herself. Proving it is good to be the Material Girl, who has enough money to pay three women to do something she could do on her own.
Now, I want to know how many people it takes to put on her underwear. We know how many people it takes to get her out of them.
Madonna Instagrammed the above photo and said, “This is my Lets Get Sh!t Done” look in the studio today. People are scared. If this doesn’t work i have a few other trucks! #bitchimmadonna”.
I don’t know why people are scared of her because I think the singer looks the best we have seen her look in a long time. It actually took me a few minutes to actually believe it was her because I totally didn’t recognize her.
What do you think of this look on her?
Madonna posted the above photo and said, “I made it through the wilderness!” But to me it doesn’t seem like she did. She looks more like a virgin the morning after a really good first time.
On a positive note, it’s the first time I saw her looking her own age and not trying to look like as young as she did when she went over the borderline.
You know those naughty playing cards that were considered p0rn back in the early part of last century? Well that is what I thought of when I saw this photo of Madonna sitting naked in a granny chair. In fact, the looks is so old, it makes her look the oldest I’ve ever seen her look. She looks like she is at least in her 60’s and she is only in her 50’s. And on that note, she has a daughter starting college in the fall, maybe it is time she put on some clothes? What do you think?
Madonna Instagrammed these photos of herself after a tough workout, and all I can see are her two exercise balls. Which is what I am sure what she wants you to look at anyways. I mean can you look at her eyes?
Madonna posted the above photo and it made for a great caption, so I went ahead did it.
In case you were wondering why she Instagrammed a picture of herself with mud on her face, she explained, “Trying out the new Clay Mask from MDNA skin care line!” Part of me wants to try that. Is that weird? I mean she does have really good skin and if that is what she uses, why not?