Madonna shared this photo of 3, yes 3, people putting on her Givenchy boots and none of those people were the singer herself. Proving it is good to be the Material Girl, who has enough money to pay three women to do something she could do on her own.
Now, I want to know how many people it takes to put on her underwear. We know how many people it takes to get her out of them.
Madonna Instagrammed the above photo and said, “This is my Lets Get Sh!t Done” look in the studio today. People are scared. If this doesn’t work i have a few other trucks! #bitchimmadonna”.
I don’t know why people are scared of her because I think the singer looks the best we have seen her look in a long time. It actually took me a few minutes to actually believe it was her because I totally didn’t recognize her.
What do you think of this look on her?
Madonna posted the above photo and said, “I made it through the wilderness!” But to me it doesn’t seem like she did. She looks more like a virgin the morning after a really good first time.
On a positive note, it’s the first time I saw her looking her own age and not trying to look like as young as she did when she went over the borderline.
You know those naughty playing cards that were considered p0rn back in the early part of last century? Well that is what I thought of when I saw this photo of Madonna sitting naked in a granny chair. In fact, the looks is so old, it makes her look the oldest I’ve ever seen her look. She looks like she is at least in her 60’s and she is only in her 50’s. And on that note, she has a daughter starting college in the fall, maybe it is time she put on some clothes? What do you think?
Madonna Instagrammed these photos of herself after a tough workout, and all I can see are her two exercise balls. Which is what I am sure what she wants you to look at anyways. I mean can you look at her eyes?
Madonna posted the above photo and it made for a great caption, so I went ahead did it.
In case you were wondering why she Instagrammed a picture of herself with mud on her face, she explained, “Trying out the new Clay Mask from MDNA skin care line!” Part of me wants to try that. Is that weird? I mean she does have really good skin and if that is what she uses, why not?
Maybe it is me, but Madonna always looks angry to me. Today she posted a picture and she looks the happiest I have seen here look in a really long time? So why is the Material Girl smiling that? She said, “Laughing at all the haters out there who spend their energy trying to limit and label me with their prejudices and fears! Take your evil tongue and eye and turn them into birds that fly! Don’t waste precious time. Spend it ion things you love! #rebelheart #artforfreedom” So I guess by her being a hater to her haters, it made her a happy lover? Whatever did it, it is OK with me because she looks the best and youngest I have seen her in ages. Don’t you agree she is fully dressed with a smile?
Madonna is joining Miley Cyrus tonight on MTV’s Unplugged and both singers shared pictures from their duet.
As we all know Madonna has kissed many many many men, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Nicki Minaj, but I guess she draws the line when it comes to Hannah Montana. Although it looks like Miley is willing and able in these photos.
Remember when Madonna was the most controversial singer out there? Well that was a long long long time ago and now she is copying all the people that copied her.
Her latest victim is Miley Cyrus. More people talked about the much younger singer licking a sledgehammer in her Wrecking Ball video than her riding a wrecking ball naked. Well now the much older singer Instagrammed a picture of herself licking a sword, so you have to assume that she is doing a Miley.
Madonna, stop the duplication and be original again. There is no one that can do what you do as well as you do. So why are you doing things like this to be relevant again. Be yourself, it’s what we want.
Madonna was doing a soundcheck in a rain drenched Santiago, Chile for a few dozen fans who braved the weather, and she stopped the music because someone was smoking. She then said if that person didn’t stop smoking, she was going to cancel the show. Then she walked off the stage leaving the wet loyal fans disappointed because she only did a 1/3rd of the show.
Funny thing about Madonna making such a big stink about the smoking fan, is how many times have seen her with a cigarette in her mouth? Just saying, it’s a little hypocritical!