We all know that Michael Phelps can swim like a fish, and now we know he can’t crowd surf to save his s$$. On Monday he was at Steve Aoki’s show in Vegas when the singer took out an inflatable raft to crowd surf on. The audience encouraged the Olympic Gold winner to join in him the boat, so he took them up on their offer. Only problem is almost as soon as he got in it, he was out of it on the floor. I guess he was just a little to big for them to handle. And the fall was too much for his bum to handle because according to TMZ he broke his a$$. And from now until the end of his life, he will be the butt of all crowd surfing jokes. I know I am already making fun of him and I am sure I am not alone.
Children this is why you need to wear floaties as protection anytime you ride in a boat, whether it is in water or on top of people’s hands. Right now Phelps will spend the next few months sitting on a life preserver and had he had one on in the first place, it might not hurt as much every time he sits down.
BTW the best part about these videos is not that they show you both angles of his fall, but that Aoki went on without giving a sh!t that his rafting body went overboard.
Tom Hanks was a guest on Good Morning America this morning talking about his new movie Cloud Atlas. Liz Vargas asked him to do one of the characters from the movie and he said it is hard because he mostly says swear words. She said if he said it in the accent… So he went ahead and did the voice and the word f*cking came out of his mouth on live television. He was extremely apologetic (and freaking awwwwdorable) for letting it slip, but I can’t help to think that she asked for it. Tell me I am not alone with that conclusion. Hanks felts so bad about the slip even after the show that he Tweeted this “For GMA, spesh kowtow for Lizzie V for WHAT DID I JUST SAY??? Oops! In character! Sorry! Hanx” You have nothing to be sorry for, it is just a word that we all say!
via Egotastic Allison Pill became real popular on Twitter today because the Newsroom star accidentally Tweeted a picture of herself topless. Once she realized her mistake she Tweeted, “Yep. That picture happened. Ugh. My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently. How a deletion turned into a tweet… Apologies.” I bet hackers are bummed she beat them to it.
To see the picture she posted then click here!
via The Wrap
So yesterday during a Water Polo game one woman accidentally pulled down the bathing suit of another woman and it was all caught on the underwater camera thus airing on NBC. Well two teenage boys (at least I am assuming they are teens) saw the boob action and decided to phonecam the play back video and upload it to YouTube. I think their commentary is better than the nip slip, but I am sure most boys their age will disagree with me.
Kurt Fuller is filming the Psych wedding episode (I guess that could be a spoiler if we actually knew it was Shawn and Jules’ wedding) and while he was walking to the set in a bathrobe he suffered a wardrobe malfunction. Granted the funny man caused his own nip slip, but still it is a nipple! Don’t you think he is a little more sexy because of these pictures?
Too cheap to pay to see the Octomom play with herself, then you can do it for free by watching this clip of her riding the Sybian on Howard Stern’s radio show. The best part is Nadya Suleman keeps her clothes on because who really wants to see where those 14 kids came from. Oh wait weren’t they all born via C-Section. No wonder she can’t stop playing with herself, she let that area go for all of those years and she is just making up for lost time.
via Daily Mail
Rose McGowan was walking the runway for The Heart Truth’s Red dress Collection Fashion Show in New York and she almost fell when her shoes got stuck on the train of her dress and she almost went down. Sadly for us she didn’t because her walk was so horrendous. Seriously what the hell was she doing? First The Statue of Liberty? And then she was extending her arms and shaking her boobs? The only time I enjoyed watching her was when she turned around and we couldn’t see the stupid faces she was making.