Yesterday on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle Eva Longroia and Hayden Panittere battled it out. The Desperate Housewife mouthed Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda, and you can’t perform that song without an anaconda. Not the snake, but the body part the snake goes into. That’s right, she stuffed her shorts like teen girls stuff their bras. It was worth it because she won. But did she win for being performance or because of her a$$ets? Both!
When it comes to Cheerleader, she got some help as she moved her lips to Lady Marmalade from the Lady Marmalade herself, Christina Aguilera.
They are really bringing out the big guns this season, so I can’t wait to see who they surprise us with next.
We have seen Eva Longoria dressed up in many different styles throughout her career and her latest outfit might be her most sinfully good one to date. That’s because her co-star Diana Maria Riva shared a photo of herself smacking Longoria’s a$$ as she was dressed as a nun. Why? Not only because she can, but I am sure it is related to something on tonight’s episode of Telenovela at 8:30p on NBC.
Before Felicty Huffman was a racist on American Crime, she had befriended an African American man during a time when racial tensions were high in A Home Run for Love. How gorgeous was the 15 year old in that 1978 telemovie?
Eva Longoria shared a photo of herself shortly after she woke up and she looks gorgeous without makeup. I think she looks less like a Desperate Housewife and more like a Telenovela star. What do you think?
Remember in Clueless when Cher Horowitz described what type of person a Monet is as “It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.” Well that is how Eva Longoria looks like in these pictures from the Global Gift Gala in Madrid. From far away she is all smiles, from up close she’s a “big old mess”. So ugh!
Just weeks after Mrs McKluskey passed away from lung cancer on the series finale of Desperate Housewives, Kathryn Joosten who played her suffered the same fame yesterday at the age of 72 according to TV Line. Unlike most Hollywood stars she didn’t start acting until she was 42 and she left her mark on television with her roles on West Wing and Desperate Housewives. So today watch something that she has done and keep her feisty spirit alive.
Throughout the eight years that Eva Longoria has been on Desperate Housewives, she has been able to keep her petite figure. Now that show has wrapped forever, it looks like she can eat whatever she wants again. Gabby Tweeted the above picture and said, “Thank you #Fatburger for making the last day on the set of Desperate Housewives special!” I wonder if she would’ve eaten a burger while she was filming? Especially when she is wearing such a revealing dress like that one.
Even though I have tolerated Desperate Housewives for years, I actually think I am going to miss it.
Victoria Beckham was photographed holding Eva Longoria‘s chest and I have to wonder if the two women have something to tell us? Sadly nope because here is how the Desperate Housewife explained it on Twitter, “My beautiful girl @victoriabeckham supporting me @vanityfair” Oh well, David Beckham will have to have a different fantasy for the time being.