The Doctors is not afraid to go there and today they are taking on male nipples with one of the worst demonstrations and discussions I have ever seen. I can’t even explain the animation they used to start off the discussion, it really is something you have to see to believe. Then Dr Lisa Masterson started the conversation by telling the other doctors that everyone starts off as a female. She then explained, “We would all go to the women if you didn’t get that Y Factor.” Then she concluded, “You guys always stick that in.” So Dr Lisa, is that why they have pen!ses because they always like to stick it in? On that note, Dr Lisa told Dr Travis Stork and Dr Andrew Ordon that their nipples can still be an erogenous zone for them. It was at that point the discussion went to a place, it never should’ve.
And now I am wondering why I am not watching Doctors everyday? Who knew there was something on during the daytime that was so dirty. The soap operas have nothing on this show.
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If you love fast food and don’t want to stop eating it, then The Doctors gives you a reason why you might want to reconsider ever gobbling it down again. On July 7, 1999 David Whipple says he bought a hamburger from McDonald’s to show his friends how enzymes work. He wanted them to see what the burger would look as the days and weeks went on. Then a short time afterwards he forgot about it and left it in his coat pocket. Then his wife found the coat and hung it up. They completely forgot about it for a few years and then when they found it they were shocked that it still looked as good as the day he brought it home. Well he still has the burger and the daytime talk show showed us what it looks like today after almost 14 years; and minus the poor pickle that has completely disintegrated it looks like a fresh burger you would get from the chain right now.
I don’t know about you, but after watching that I will not be eating any fast food burgers again. Well at least until the McRib is back because I can never say no to one of those. Seriously how scary is it that the burger and the bread still look the same today as it did in 1999?
Hey Doomsday Preppers, Maybe instead of stocking up on canned foods, you should be loading up McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, Carls Jr and so on… It will taste a lot better than Campbell’s Soup, when the day you have been prepping for finally happens.
Jeff Probst’s talk show is no survivor because it won’t be back for a second season according to The Hollywood Reporter. The news is no surprise because it never got an audience.
So of the frosh talk shows, half will be back for season 2 (Steve Harvey and Katie Couric) and half (Probst and Ricki Lake) will not be. So even though talk shows have a 50/50 chance of surviving, that doesn’t mean we won’t be getting any new ones next season. Because no matter how much don’t want any more, the networks keep giving them to people we don’t care about.
Tomorrow on The Doctors Cloris Leachman is a guest on the Valentine’s Day episode and boy does she spice up the show! During one of the segments they tried out nontraditional gifts and one of them was a pair of underwear built for two. So Dr Travis decided to be the guinea pig and slip into one half of the pair and then the Raising Hope star decided to try the other half to see if she could raise the Stork. Well I can’t even put into words what happens next, so you will have to watch as Dr Travis will be the butt of all of his friends jokes and we find out The even more insteresting Facts of Cloris’ sex life!
BTW not only she is cooking things up in her own special way, she is also cooking up her Cloris’ Homemade Chocolate Hazelnut Spread. To get the recipe for the delicious treat then click here!
Jerry Springer has had some interesting (how else would you put it) topics on his show and I think he might’ve topped himself with a Lesbian Stripper Threesome episode. That’s right the three most beautiful words to a guy’s ears are combined to make up the title for today’s Jerry Springer show. Stripper Terry needs to decide between her two female roommates who also strip, so she went on the talk show for Jerry’s help. Watch the video all the way through for an ending that will make boys very happy!
I am sure this episode will be DVRed and re-watched by many many men over and over and over again until they need a new DVR. Don’t you agree?
Jay Leno knocked on the door on some random person’s apartment and what happens next is total hilarity. A sweet old man by the name of Paul Drew greeted the The Tonight Show host with such warmth and then Leno asked him to recreate the opening of Fresh Prince of Bel Air. To be honest I think that Drew might have done a better job with it than Will Smith himself. Don’t you just love him?
Over the summer everyone and their brother was doing their own version of Call Me Maybe. Now that the leaves are starting to change colors, there is a new phenomenon among us and that is Psy’s Gangnam Style. Psy has been doing all of the talk shows, and one of the ones he didn’t do was The Tonight Show. So I guess that is why Jay Leno felt he needed to do his own version of it and call it Open-Denim Style. I have no idea what the hell just happened in that bit, but I can’t stop watching it. There is something so hypnotizing about it. What is so mesmerizing about it, can you please tell me?
Jeff Probst is moonlighting in daytime with a talk show, but the one thing it is missing is a theme song. Well that is no longer the case because on October 4th he has Derek Amato, a man who just started playing the piano after a concussion, on the show. Probst asked him to play a song, and then the Survivor host came up with a song on the spot. While I am impressed how quickly he created his theme song for The Jeff Probst Show, I really he needs to stick to his night job!
No word if that song will be used on the show starting on October 5th, but I kind of hope they decide to use it every day.
I remember when I was younger someone told me not to judge a book a by its cover and boy was I wrong about how I judge Dolph Lundgren. When I look at the action hero, I think he looks like a dumb blonde bodybuilder. Turns out he is actually really freaking brilliant. He confirmed to Jay Leno yesterday on The Tonight Show that he went to MIT on a Fulbright scholarship and he is actually Chemical Engineer. Boy do I feel stupid for thinking he was stupid.
Over the weekend news broke that The Tonight Show was forced to layoff around 20 employees and that Jay Leno had to take a paycut. Yesterday during his monologue he confirmed the news by saying, “Welcome to The Tonight Show or as Comcast calls us The Expendables.” He then went on to say that being #1 in the ratings is frowned upon at NBC, you know because they are doing so bad in the ratings during primetime. But my favorite dig that he made towards his bosses is when he said he knew something was up when he found a peacock head in his bed. That one I liked.
When it comes to the layoffs, I don’t understand why he didn’t take a bigger paycut to keep all of those employees because he has said time and time again that he doesn’t touch the money he makes off of the show. Instead he lives on the money he makes from doing comedy gigs on his time off. Which is hefty amount of green.
BTW when I heard about the layoffs and his paycut, my initial reaction was that Comcast was Team Coco.
