The Doctors is back and that means it is time to pop some major cysts. The first one of the new season belongs to Desiree and she named the 20 year old bump on her head named Arthur. Desiree went to a doctor who cut him open and freed him from his jail! Even though it took him two decades to grow to be that size, he broke out quicker than you can say the word puss.
I don’t know what was more horrifying about this segment, all the puss coming out her head or how excited that doctor was to remove it. I am going with the latter because no one should be that happy to see all that dead liquid skin oozing out of someone’s scalp. Their back, maybe.
Seriously, am I the only who can’t help but to watch videos like this, even though they make you gag when you watch them?
Two years ago ABC spent a lot money to give Katie Couric a daytime talk show and today they announced that her show will not be back for a third season according to Variety. The overrated newsanchor turned talk show host announced a few weeks ago she was leaving ABC News for Yahoo!, and the writing was on the wall for Katie. Today that writing was confirmed!
Am I surprised her show failed? Nope. Viewers left her CBS Evening News shows in droves, so why ABC thought that we still cared about her was always a mystery to me.
So in short ABC cancelled 2 soap operas for three talk shows and as of today only one them will be on the air in the fall. How is that one soap opera that didn’t get cancelled doing? Better than ever. So ABC, will you finally admit that you made a mistake when you canned All My Children and One Life to Live for The Chew, that other show and Katie? Bring back AMC or OLTL or both!
Arsenio Hall is just a month into his late night talk show and he is already having problems. The ratings started off strong, but they have been going down ever since. In fact they are so down, that some are saying the show might get cancelled if they don’t start to improve. Well it looks like by having something else down, he’s hoping the ratings will go up to keep the show on the air.
On Thursday night, he did half the show with his zipper unknowingly down. So yesterday he decided to make it “Fly Down Fridays”, and let it all hang out on purpose. Is that enough to get you to watch?
Personally the only late night host I want to see with his fly down is Stephen Colbert. Have you seen how big that thing is? I wouldn’t mind if his mic came out to play.
Hours after it was announced on Variety that The Arsenio Hall Show’s Executive Producer had left the show that hasn’t even been on for a month, the late night host did an opening to unfunny bit saying, “I’d just like to take a moment to thank my staff. I have the best staff on the planet. I did a really good job putting them together.” Which is a slap in the face to the guy who is not the problem.
The show has a lot of problems, and I don’t think the EP was the main source of it. After the first week, who still knew the show was on the air? This was the first piece of news about it since the first week. Maybe if people knew and cared that he was back/still on the air, then maybe Neal Kendall would still have a job. Just saying if you have a TV show that no one knows you have, do you really have a TV show?
As we all know The Doctors is not afraid to go there with the TMI information, but Tatyana Kozhevnikova‘s record breaking talent is just too much for the show to show. Tatyana holds the record for the most weight lifted with her vagina. You read that right, the Intimate gymnastist can lift 14 kg with her hoohaa. When my girly bits saw this video, she looked at me and said don’t you even think of trying that. And I have to listen to her.
BTW I feel for any man that enters Tatyana’s love tunnel because what goes in, might not necessarily come out. Kind of like that movie Teeth, but without the teeth.
Ricky Schroder is a guest on Katie Couric’s talk show tomorrow and she asked him if it is true that he had a crush on his Silver Spoons TV “mom”. Although since she didn’t watch the show, she didn’t know Erin Gray was his stepmom and not his mom on the sitcom. So it made her Florence Henderson/Barry Williams reference a little off the mark. But it did get him to admit that he tried his hardest to get her to like him for many years. Katie told him it worked because Gray admitted to her that she did have feelings for him.
Can’t I say I blame them because both Schroder and Gray look just like they did when they did Silver Spoons 30 years ago!
The Doctors is not afraid to go there and today they are taking on male nipples with one of the worst demonstrations and discussions I have ever seen. I can’t even explain the animation they used to start off the discussion, it really is something you have to see to believe. Then Dr Lisa Masterson started the conversation by telling the other doctors that everyone starts off as a female. She then explained, “We would all go to the women if you didn’t get that Y Factor.” Then she concluded, “You guys always stick that in.” So Dr Lisa, is that why they have pen!ses because they always like to stick it in? On that note, Dr Lisa told Dr Travis Stork and Dr Andrew Ordon that their nipples can still be an erogenous zone for them. It was at that point the discussion went to a place, it never should’ve.
And now I am wondering why I am not watching Doctors everyday? Who knew there was something on during the daytime that was so dirty. The soap operas have nothing on this show.
via Daily Mail
If you love fast food and don’t want to stop eating it, then The Doctors gives you a reason why you might want to reconsider ever gobbling it down again. On July 7, 1999 David Whipple says he bought a hamburger from McDonald’s to show his friends how enzymes work. He wanted them to see what the burger would look as the days and weeks went on. Then a short time afterwards he forgot about it and left it in his coat pocket. Then his wife found the coat and hung it up. They completely forgot about it for a few years and then when they found it they were shocked that it still looked as good as the day he brought it home. Well he still has the burger and the daytime talk show showed us what it looks like today after almost 14 years; and minus the poor pickle that has completely disintegrated it looks like a fresh burger you would get from the chain right now.
I don’t know about you, but after watching that I will not be eating any fast food burgers again. Well at least until the McRib is back because I can never say no to one of those. Seriously how scary is it that the burger and the bread still look the same today as it did in 1999?
Hey Doomsday Preppers, Maybe instead of stocking up on canned foods, you should be loading up McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, Carls Jr and so on… It will taste a lot better than Campbell’s Soup, when the day you have been prepping for finally happens.
Jeff Probst’s talk show is no survivor because it won’t be back for a second season according to The Hollywood Reporter. The news is no surprise because it never got an audience.
So of the frosh talk shows, half will be back for season 2 (Steve Harvey and Katie Couric) and half (Probst and Ricki Lake) will not be. So even though talk shows have a 50/50 chance of surviving, that doesn’t mean we won’t be getting any new ones next season. Because no matter how much don’t want any more, the networks keep giving them to people we don’t care about.
Jerry Springer has had some interesting (how else would you put it) topics on his show and I think he might’ve topped himself with a Lesbian Stripper Threesome episode. That’s right the three most beautiful words to a guy’s ears are combined to make up the title for today’s Jerry Springer show. Stripper Terry needs to decide between her two female roommates who also strip, so she went on the talk show for Jerry’s help. Watch the video all the way through for an ending that will make boys very happy!
I am sure this episode will be DVRed and re-watched by many many men over and over and over again until they need a new DVR. Don’t you agree?