We’ve all heard of Driving Miss Daisy and now we are finally seeing Miss Daisy Driving. Jessica Wolf got her son a car and she was surprised to find out her dog preferred the driver’s seat. So she got the remote control and her let her pup take the wheel as her son got chauffeured around.
What we got is the most arfdorable video of the week.
BTW Daisy drives better than a lot of people I see on the roads these days. So much so, I think I will teach my cat how to drive. Hopefully it won’t be a catastrophe.
Devon and his wife recently rescued Chazz, a two year old Toy Poodle, and when they leave for work he barks up a storm. Well, the couple’s cat didn’t like all of the yapping, so he jumped on the bed, gave his new buddy a look and the pup immediately shut up. By the power of Grayscale! That’s the name of the cat and it so seems appropriate after watching this arfdorable video.
And that is why dogs are pussies around cats!
Earlier this week we met Pizza Rat, and today we are meeting Milkshake Squirrel. When the squirrel saw that some New Yorker threw out a perfectly good milkshake, she went into the trash, got it out and drank it. How she chugged it like that and didn’t get an ice headache, is a secret I want to know.
Now back to the NYC animals who are cleaning up the city by eating our leftovers, what do you think we are going to see next? The Fast Food Roach? The Pretzel Pigeon? The Hot Dog Dog? The Knish Kitty? What?
BTW while the animals in The Big Apple are eating anything but, the ones in Los Angeles are much healthier. Jimmy Kimmel Live captured some hidden video of Chihuahua Kale sneaking some of the green stuff.
The top animal makes me proud to be NYer and so does the bottom one!
via Matt Little
We know that NYC pizza is the best in the world. So much so that when a rat found an abandoned slice on a subway platform, he decided to take it home with him by carrying it down the stairs. Proving that not only is the pizza the best, so are the rats. Which is why I don’t miss them. The pizza, yes. Rats that can carry a whole slice down a flight of stairs, no.
We have all seen a news interview that has gotten really catty, even a few that lead to a cat fight, and now you are seeing the best news bloopers that were a true catastrophe. That’s because cats found a way to screw them up. Funny Local News Bloopers compiled the best of them and they are more than purrfect, they meowvelous. So watch as reporters are scratched, hissed and attacked by kitties who didn’t want to be on camera. I promise it will make your Friday. Especially, the video of the guy whose thigh and balls became a fun scratching post for one cat that was anything but a pussy!
Farm owners, Peter and Netty Hazel, found a sheep on their property and it looked like it hadn’t been shaved in his whole life. So they grabbed hold of him and got him to a place where he could get his first haircut in around 6 years. When they were done, there was enough fleece to make a lot of sweaters, but not enough to put him the Guinness Book of World Records according to the AP.
When it comes to Shaun the shorn Sheep, he looked so naked and pitiful when they were done with him. Which is really sad because he was so cute when he had all of that virgin wool on him.
Kerry Gillette and her husband decided to get a dog and their cat wasn’t very happy about it. When Cato, saw his new best friend through the window, he let his meow be heard. Then when his mom told him to be quiet, he looked at her and hissed before he continued howling. A howl that was so loud all the neighbors could hear him hissing and meowing.
Did purrtesting work? Nope, the Gillettes still let the puppy in. Then after gradually being introduced to each other, they became friends.
So even though Cato hated the idea at first, he is glad his two-legged masters let the four-legged one in.
We know that there are a lot of humans who seem to do whatever Donald Trump tells them to do, but will dogs do the same? Jimmy Kimmel Live did an experiment and he played the video from the Presidential candidate’s Iowa press conference of him saying sit down over and over again for four four legged friends. How many obeyed him? The answer is 3 out of the four did, and they were also the 3 white dogs. The one brown puppy who didn’t listen was taken away and never heard from again.
When David Savage took a break from bathing a cat, she let him know she had had enough. Repeatedly, she told him, “No more!” It was clear as day what she was saying to him, she didn’t want him to bathe her no more.
Did he get the message? Sadly, we don’t know because the video ended. But what we do know, is we got her message. There just isn’t anything we can do to her help her. Sorry sweetie. You are breaking our hearts as you break you the internet. Word to wise, next time scratch up the hose and he won’t be able to bathe you no more.
BTW when I was playing this video, my kitty’s ears perked up. I am hoping she didn’t learn to say “No more!” That’s all I need, for her to talk back to me in a way I can understand her.
Finally, am I the only who has Berlin’s No More Words stuck in their head after watching this.
Jeannine Wilkerling teaches pole dancing, and one of her students is the puurfect addition to her class. That student is a cat and it isn’t the only one that can work a pole. She says that the other cats enjoy it to. What’s their secret? She uses a special grip to make it easier on the humans to round the pole, and that grip helps the kitties out too.
Who knew that strippers’ pussies weren’t the only ones attracted to a pole.
I showed my cat this video; and she was like yeah right, you are on your own. Which is a bummer because I thought we could take our act on the road. Imagine how much we could make?