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Even Ariana Grande’s dog is more employable than she is!
July 28th, 2015 under Ads, Animals. [ Comments: none ]

We know that celebrities love to carry their pooches around in the purses, so Coach came up with an advertising campaign using celebs dogs. The pampered pups are Lady Gaga’s Asia, Miranda Kerr’s Frankie and Ariana Grande’s Toulouse. No word if the ads include Grande’s Beagle-Chihuahua mix licking a donut. If they did, I would buy a Coach purse.
Not only did Coach put this canines to work, they donated money to their favorite charities. Those charities are Downtown Dog Rescue, Best Friends Animal Society’s No Kill Los Angeles and Chicago French Bulldog Rescue.


Vajazzle your cat’s tush!
July 17th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: 1 ]

Are you sick of looking at your cat’s butt hole? Well Twinkle Tush came up with a solution to that. They put a gem on a chain that goes on your kitty’s tail and covers up that hole. For $7 with shipping it is not a bad deal. Although it does come with a warning, “Don’t leave your cat unattended with Twinkle Tush. They might be hatching a plot to kill you.” Our pussies are already plotting to kill us, this just justifies what they are doing?
I showed Twinkle Tush to my cat, and asked her if she wanted one. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be typing this right now. In other words, I am thinking of buying her one.


2015’s World Ugliest Dog is…
June 28th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

It’s that time of year for the Sonoma-Marin Fair and that means it’s time for the annual World’s Ugliest Dog conest. This year the contest saw a new winner and her name is Quasi Modo. The 10 year old pit bull/dutch shepherd mix was rescued from an animal shelter in Florida. The sweet pup suffers from many spinal birth defects, and that explains her compact shape. A shape that makes her resemble the Tasmanian Devil. While I think she is arfdorable, men have been known to jump on cars to get away from her. I don’t know why, do you?


Watch this arfdorable dog say mama before the baby!
June 24th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

As any parent can tell you, when your child is old enough to start talking, you want their first word to be mama. So a woman tried to get her baby to say mama, by repeating the word over and over again. She was hoping that if she bribed her with some food that she would say the two syllables that she was dying to hear. Well it worked, just not on her daughter but her dogter. That’s right, the pup is smarter than the baby, or maybe the canine really wanted some of that food. It’s a toss up!
Now back to Phoebe, when her best friend uttered the word before her, she tried to shut the bitch up who sold her out.
Seriously though, isn’t this the most arfdorable thing you saw all day? Oh mama!


Man is a dog’s best friend, but this dog is not a dog’s best friend!
June 13th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

A woman, who has two dogs, wanted to know which of them pooped in the kitchen. So she gathered them up outside it and asked them straight out. The bigger pooch lifted her paw and placed it on “her pal”, as to say Sunny did it.
Ladies and gentlemen, now we know why female dogs are called bitches!


This cat is no pussy when it comes to dealing with an annoying kid!
May 22nd, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

On Monday, I attended the CBS Studios Summer Press Day, and the EP of Zoo said they want us to be afraid of our Schnauzers. Well, I am already afraid of my cat, and after watching this video I am even more afraid of her. Maybe the revolt of the animals has already started?
Seriously though, how meovelous is this video? I mean does anyone blame the cat for doing what they did? I do the same thing when I babysit, I just don’t videotape it because the evidence can be used against me. Joking, their cabinets are too full for me to do that.


The one dog who can’t lick his balls!
April 30th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

When Simon Le Bon was asked why rock stars marry models, he told the interviewer, “It’s just like why dogs lick their balls because they can.” Well there is one dog who isn’t going to get the supermodel because he can’t lick his balls and it is pretty huge. But for some reason, he just can’t. Poor puppy. He should’ve appreciated them while he still had them because you know he is going to get snipped.


Uptown Funk goes to the dogs!
April 26th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

East Bay SPCA in Oakland, Ca decided to come up with a music video to let the world know that they have dogs that need a forever home and it is completely arfdorable. The adoption center took Bruno Mutt, I mean Mars, song Uptown Funk and reworked it for their sweet pups. If you don’t love what they did, then you are a cat person. Actually, I am cat person, and I thought it was purrfect. So much so, I want to adopt a puppy. Only problem is my kitty talked me out of it.
xoxo Leona!


Reason 807 why you don’t mess with cats!
April 11th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

So a boy tried to scare a cat and the cat wound up scaring him! Proving just because the kitties are smaller than you, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be afraid of them. My cat has taught me that lesson time and time again. I’m afraid, I’m very afraid!


Reason 9001 why dogs are afraid of cats!
April 9th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: 6 ]

We’ve seen those videos of dogs who afraid to walk past a cat, but we haven’t really seen why that’s the case until now. A black kitty was laying out by the pool, when the two puppies that lived with her wanted to share in some of that ray action. The feline had no intention of moving, so the canines did all they could to get her to move. When one of the pups went after her tail, she let them know she had enough. What did she do? She pushed him into the pool! Showing him whose the real pussy in the house! He is.
And that is why dogs are afraid of cats! They might be small, but they have a mighty strong wallop in them!


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