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This year’s World’s Ugliest Dog is…
June 24th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Every year the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, CA names the World’s Ugliest Dog and this year’s most arfdorable pup is a Martha, a 3 year old Neapolitan Mastiff. How did she react to her title? By farting and it smelled like roses.

Here’s her story, she was rescued from “Sebastopol California in chronic pain and nearly blind from a long neglected eye condition. After several surgeries, she has regained much of her sight and is now pain tree for the first time in her life. As she has recovered from surgery and is feeling better, a delightfully funny and affectionate girl has emerged. She’s 12’5 pounds of drooling, snoring, gassy, loud and silly girl. She knocks over every water bucket no matter how securely attached to the fence. She bosses the other dogs around and makes sure all guests are suitably slimed on arrival. This is our first time entering.”

Now not only does she have a loving home, she is $1,500 richer and has a trophy declaring she is the World’s Ugliest Dog. But I think she is beautiful! The uglier the dog, the more barkiful they really are to the World!


What happens if you throw Pizza Rat’s pizza in the trash?
June 20th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Leigh Conner was riding her bike in Brooklyn on Friday at 6:30a when she suddenly saw a bag of trash moving on its own. As she got closer, she saw why. A rat was dragging it to its secret hideout.

She took out her phone and started recording the rodent as he dragged the full garbage bag to the gate. Once he was there, he took out a pizza crust and carried it to his underground haven. Proving you can take pizza away from a rat, but he will take it back.

When it comes to the rat’s home, it is no longer. According to KABC the two legged owner patched up the hole and now that rat is back to living on the street, rummaging through the trash for his dinner.


Meet Symba the 35 lbs cat!
June 16th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

I have a 16 lbs cat and I think she is huge. She has nothing on Symba who weighs 35 lbs. The 6-year-old pussy was recenly brought into the Humane Rescue Alliance by their owner who was not able to take him to the nursing facility with them according to Today.

Instead, he is looking for a new home and HRA is getting him back into shape. Even though he is healthy as is, they feel he will be a lot healthier and happier if he loses 15 pounds. Therefore, they have put the lovable cat on a diet and are giving him some exercise to shed the extra weight. As you can see below, he is off to a good start!

If you want to adopt, you can contact Human Rescue Allience. If he was not in New York City, I would give him a furever home in an instant. Even though he would be a bad influence on my kitty who already loves to eat and sleep and eat.


A bear walks into a house and plays the piano
June 6th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: 1 ]

A homeowner in Vail, Colorado, came home and her house was a mess. She was afraid that someone broke in, so she watched her surveillance video. What she discovered was too much to bear because it was a bear according to CBS 4 in Denver.

It wasn’t as much seeing the bear, that left her with a grizzly feeling. It was hearing him play her piano. He saw the musical instrument and decided to tickle the ivories or should I say pound them. Heck, maybe Billy Joel will hire him to play piano with him. They can be know as BJ and the Bear. A reference not everyone will get.

When it comes to how he got into the house, she left the kitchen window unlatched and he opened it to gain entry. Now she boarded up the window so he cannot get back in. Yes, he tried. Because once you feel the music, you cannot get enough of it. Maybe they can get him some lessons and she can start a band with him. The Black Bears? The Grizzlies? Roar?


A peacock walks into a liquor store
June 6th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Royal Oaks Liquor Store is used to getting a lot of customers in to their Arcadia, Ca store, but the other day they got one they never expected. A peacock wondered in and could not find his way out. He flew around knocking down bottles in his path causing them around $500 worth of damage according to KCBS. Eventually, Animal Control was able to capture the bird and send him to a happier place. Although, I am not sure what is happier than being trapped in a liquor store and having free range at all of that alcohol?

BTW if you come across a peacock, leave him alone. Since he is an endangered species, you can be fined up to $1,000 and up to 6 months of jail just for feeding him. No, word how much trouble you would get into for getting him drunk.


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