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Have you wanted to give someone sh!t as a present? Now you can!!!
November 25th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

How many times has someone said to you, “What did you buy me?” Jokingly, you replied, “Sh!t,” but it was what you were thinking of giving them at that moment. I know I have even said to them, “Hold on, let me see if my kitty left you a little gift!”
Well, I guess the people at River Wolfe Art Jewelry thought the same thing because they came up with Cat Poop earrings and necklaces that look like the real thing! Before you go Me-ew, the crap is made out of the same thing as litter…clay. See, now it is a purrfect present.
Not only is the idea great, the price is so reasonable that you can buy it for all the sh!ts on your Christmas list. How cheap? The necklace with a stainless steel chain is $17 and the earrings with hypo-allergenic wires is $22 online. At those prices they truly are the meowvelous present for the person who has everything. You know, people like me who really really want them. Although, my cat might look at me weirder than she already does, but I don’t care I must have them. So buy them for me, now!

xoxo The Dahlia Scene!


Did you hear about the 800lbs alligator who went to Home Depot?
November 9th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday, the shoppers at the Home Depot in Sugar Land, Tx were in for quite a surprise when an 800lbs alligator wandered into the parking lot there. According to KTRK, the person who caught Godzilla was a 30 year old female dental hygienist who weighs about an 1/8th of what the large reptile weighs. Which I am sure emasculated most of the men who were shopping at the hardware store.
So what happens to Godzilla now? He is off to a farm where he will spend the rest of life mating and getting fed every day. Now you know why he went to Home Depot? I would want that life too, sex and food, what more can you ask for?


Need a last minute Halloween costume for your pet?
October 30th, 2015 under Animals, Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then you dream of dressing your pet up for Halloween. Only thing, is you don’t what costume to get them. Well, yesterday on Conan O’Brien’s show, they came up with some great and fun disguises you can put on your loyal companion. Who doesn’t want to dress their pup up as Bernie Sanders or their turtle as the Staples’ Easy Button or an owl as a Minion? These are just a few of the costume ideas the TBS show came up with and you can see the rest when you hit play.
I just wish he had an idea for a cat. I would’ve let him use my kitty as a model. Although she doesn’t do well with being dressed up or cameras or an audience. She would’ve been purrfect.
What are dressing your best friend up as for Halloween? My BFF is going as a cat because that is all she will allow me to dress her up as. She wins!


Need a costume for your hamster?
October 20th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

We are just 11 days away from Halloween, and do you need a costume for your happy hamster? Hello Denizen came up with the perfect one. Remember Pizza Rat? Well she put a fabric pizza on her little pet and off Tiny Hamster went.
How hamsterable would it be to go Trick or Treating and to see Tiny greet you with its little pizza slice of heaven on its back?
I like the idea so much, I am going to buy one of those squeezable dog pizza dog toys and put it on my cat’s back on October 31st. Then I will drive myself over to the hospital and get some much needed stitches for attempting something so stupid.
What are you dressing your best buddy as for Halloween?


Now these are 2 real NYC Pizza Rats!
October 12th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

A video posted by Jonathen Liu (@jonathenlewd) on

A few weeks ago, we all fell in love with the Pizza Rat. Well, when he dropped the slice, he left it there. Which makes me think, he was not born in NYC because no one from the city would leave a good piece of pizza on the ground like that.
Fast forward to today, Jonathen Liu, was waiting for a train when he saw two rats fight over a slice of pizza. It looked like the first rat had it free and clear, but then out of nowhere a second one came and stole it away from him. Well, no NYer, not matter its size, is going to take that. So he chased after the thief and got his meal back.
Now that is how you do a Pizza Rat in NYC!


Miss Daisy is driving and she’s a dog!
October 5th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

We’ve all heard of Driving Miss Daisy and now we are finally seeing Miss Daisy Driving.
Jessica Wolf got her son a car and she was surprised to find out her dog preferred the driver’s seat. So she got the remote control and her let her pup take the wheel as her son got chauffeured around.
What we got is the most arfdorable video of the week.
BTW Daisy drives better than a lot of people I see on the roads these days. So much so, I think I will teach my cat how to drive. Hopefully it won’t be a catastrophe.


Reason #437 dogs are afraid cats!
September 30th, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: 3 ]

Devon and his wife recently rescued Chazz, a two year old Toy Poodle, and when they leave for work he barks up a storm. Well, the couple’s cat didn’t like all of the yapping, so he jumped on the bed, gave his new buddy a look and the pup immediately shut up. By the power of Grayscale! That’s the name of the cat and it so seems appropriate after watching this arfdorable video.
And that is why dogs are pussies around cats!


Now we know why the animals in NYC are so fat!
September 23rd, 2015 under Animals, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: 2 ]

Earlier this week we met Pizza Rat, and today we are meeting Milkshake Squirrel. When the squirrel saw that some New Yorker threw out a perfectly good milkshake, she went into the trash, got it out and drank it. How she chugged it like that and didn’t get an ice headache, is a secret I want to know.
Now back to the NYC animals who are cleaning up the city by eating our leftovers, what do you think we are going to see next? The Fast Food Roach? The Pretzel Pigeon? The Hot Dog Dog? The Knish Kitty? What?
BTW while the animals in The Big Apple are eating anything but, the ones in Los Angeles are much healthier. Jimmy Kimmel Live captured some hidden video of Chihuahua Kale sneaking some of the green stuff.
The top animal makes me proud to be NYer and so does the bottom one!


This rat really wants his pizza!
September 21st, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: 1 ]

via Matt Little
We know that NYC pizza is the best in the world. So much so that when a rat found an abandoned slice on a subway platform, he decided to take it home with him by carrying it down the stairs. Proving that not only is the pizza the best, so are the rats. Which is why I don’t miss them. The pizza, yes. Rats that can carry a whole slice down a flight of stairs, no.


These news interviews were a real cat-astrophe
September 11th, 2015 under Animals, TV News. [ Comments: none ]

We have all seen a news interview that has gotten really catty, even a few that lead to a cat fight, and now you are seeing the best news bloopers that were a true catastrophe. That’s because cats found a way to screw them up. Funny Local News Bloopers compiled the best of them and they are more than purrfect, they meowvelous. So watch as reporters are scratched, hissed and attacked by kitties who didn’t want to be on camera. I promise it will make your Friday. Especially, the video of the guy whose thigh and balls became a fun scratching post for one cat that was anything but a pussy!


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