The Supreme Court announced their decision today on Same-Sex Marriages and they declared that it is constitutionally legal in all 50 states! That’s right, everyone can marry who they want no matter what the other person’s sex is! About freaking time!!!
SCOTUS voted 5-4 to legalize Same-Sex Marriages throughout the United States. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote, “It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves.” Then he added, “Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right.”
So put on your dancing shoes because we are going to need them for all of the weddings we are going to have to go in the near future.
A 16 year old girl bought a padded bra top off of Amazon. Even though it says that it runs small, her mom was shocked by how small it runs. It is so small that the top fit the cat better than her daughter.
The mom was so disgusted by it, she wrote a review so that anyone who considered ordering it would know. She wrote, “My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn’t legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can see… here is a picture of our cat wearing it. To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples, however, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat.” Purrfect!
Remember when it was time to go to your prom and you couldn’t wait for that someone to ask you or to ask someone to it. You wanted that moment to be special? You waited and waited and then it was time.
Well this year, some guys found a way to ask their dates in a very sweet way. That way included Dunkin Donuts. Only problem is with prom just weeks away, she can’t eat any of them if she wants to fit into that dress that you want to take off of her.
But it’s the thought that counts and their thoughts were delectable!
#DDProm via Allie Fry, Martin de Wit and Paul Kim
A dog jumped out of his owner’s car on the highway in Brazil and a bunch motorcyclists stopped traffic to rescue him. The lost pup was so scared, he ran away from his rescuers until eventually they were able to capture him. Once they did, he was reunited with his owner and all was OK.
There are so many positive things about this videos. The fact that all those strangers came to the dog’s aid is amazing. But what also really touched my heart, is not only did all of those cars stop, but none of them beeped their horns complaining about being stopped for a four-legged friend. How remarkable is that?
Are you a man with a small penis and do you want to meet other men who are just like you? Well, Ant Smith is organizing a party where you can get to know other fellows who are as well endowed as you.
The 48 year old is 4″ erect, and said that he is comfortable with it because his wife of 17 years has helped him comes to terms with it. He wants other men to be OK with they have just like he is. He told i100, “I look back and I think how much time and how much energy have I wasted in my life being worried about something that really doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.” Then he added, “My life is so much easier now that this issue is in the open. For me one brave step, one very small brave step can change completely the shape of your life.”
So if you want to meet other guys, who are ready to come out to world, and tell everyone that they have a little pee pee, then you can get more information about the Big Small Penis Party here that is taking place on March 7 in London. Women get in for a kind donation and men must pay a 50p ($76.66) per claimed phallic inch. I wonder if they will be honest. You’d think they would be, but then again they might actually say they are smaller, for once, to get 50p off?
The one thing I really want to know is how many sport cars, pickup trucks and automobiles with oversized tires will be parked outside. C’mon ladies, admit that we can tell a guy’s dick size by the car he drives!
Seriously men, be proud of what your mama gave you because it really is about the motion in the ocean.
Josh Paler Lin decided to do a little experiment and the outcome was something neither him nor us would ever expect.
He went up to a random homeless man and gave him $100. Then he followed him around to see what he would do with the money. The guy walked into a liquor store and came out with a big bag. What we all expected is that he stocked up on booze and we are all wrong. Because after he came out of the store, they continued to follow him to see what was in the shopping bag. To his surprise and ours, he bought food and was handing it out to other people that are in the same predicament as him.
Josh had to ask him about it. The guy told him he did not know the people he was giving the food to. Therefore, Josh asked him why he did it; and he told him “There are things money can’t buy. I get a happiness out of what I am doing.” Lin was so touched by his actions that he gave him another hundred bucks even though the guy didn’t want to take it. Both men were left stunned by the other one and we are left stunned by both of them.
Then Lin wanted to find out how he found himself living on the street. The man’s mother and stepfather, who he was living with, were both sick and on hospice care. The insurance only covered so much, so he quit his job to take care of them. Both of them died within two weeks of each other. The place where they were living was sold and then he found himself homeless for the last four months. The man also explained there are a lot of good people on the streets who find themselves suddenly without a home for many different reasons.
This is something we have to remember the next time see someone who finds themselves in a bad situation. I know it is something I will remember. Who would think a video that is under 5 minutes could leave such an impact, but it does.
Thank you to Josh Paler Lin for restoring my faith in humanity, I hope that he does the same for you.
Now, I am going to wipe my tears off because I can’t stop crying after watching this.
We know that Harvard students have a stick up their bums, and during Sex Week they are going to learn how to handle that stick up their bum. Each year, the Ivy League teaches their students about sex for a week, and this year they are offering “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101”. According to The College Fix, the workshop will “dispel myths about anal sex and give you insight into why people do it and how to do it well.” Wait there is more, “They will cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more.”
Who knew Farrah Abraham was Harvard material?
I went to the University of Miami, handed out condoms, gave lectures on safe sex, but we never learned about Anal Sex. I hate to say this, but now I am disappointed in my Alma Mater.
Seriously, who would’ve thought Harvard would be so open to teaching their students about all things sexual. It’s not like they need to sleep with their future boss to get the job. Then again when they get their first post-graduate bill; they will like they have been f*cked up the a$$. Now, UM isn’t looking so bad.
We have heard of soul mates and now we are seeing skeleton mates. Archeologists at the University of Leiceste were digging under the lost chapel of St. Morell when they discovered several bodies have been buried there. However, that was not their great discovery; finding a couple under the dirt who are not only lying next to each other, but their arms are crossed together.
Therefore, in a day when almost half of all marriages end in divorce, it is nice to see that 700 years ago even death couldn’t separate true love.
CVS announced today that they will stop selling cigarettes at all of their stores by October 1st. Not only will they no longer be carrying the cancer sticks, starting this spring they will launch programs that will help people who want to kick the disgusting habit.
This will cost the pharmaceutical billions of dollars and they are OK with that. CVS Caremark CEO, Larry Merlo, explained his decision CBS Morning News why he is putting health before financial gain, “Well we generate about $2 billion in tobacco and related sales, but at the same time, we believe this is the right decision for our company. It positions us for future growth and the opportunity to play a greater role in our evolving healthcare system.”
As a former smoker, I applaud their decision. I hope other companies will follow suit because we need to get rid of smoking. The only reason why tobacco is still being sold because of all the money it generates. Should we put money ahead of human lives? I think not. Plus the world will smell so much better if it doesn’t smell like smokers.
The patients and staff at Children’s Hospital at Dartmouth-Hitchcock took Katy Perry’s song Roar and recorded a really positive video to it. Not until I saw these kids, who are beating the odds, lip-syncing to the hit did I realize the powerful meaning behind this song.
Read these lyrics and don’t tell me it isn’t perfect for these children, who aren’t going to let their ailments keep them down. And it is also perfect for the staff who bring smiles to their little faces every day as the ask the little ones to endure the shots, tests and medicines to make them better.
You held me down, but I got up (HEY!)
Already brushing off the dus
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up (HEY!)
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Seriously this video brought inspirational tears to my eyes because I love looking into their eyes of the tiger. It’s hard not stare at them and want to donate to the hospital and help these kids out. So that is what I am going to do and you should do the same.