Today on Today, a blindfolded Matt Lauer and Al Rocker were seen caressing each others cheeks, so do they have something to tell us? As the morning news show says, “We don’t want to know!” Let’s hope they keep their Bromance in the Orange Room and not the like the Red one in Fifty Shades of Grey.
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The East Coast was hit by a huge storm that covered the area with at least a foot of snow. Cape May, NJ is going to get it so bad that they will they were f*cked. At least according to this map that Sheena Parveen came up with during one of her weathercasts yesterday for NBC 10 in Philadelphia. Although, that might be a weather system that will want to get hit with over and over again.
In all seriousness, I hope that Cape May, NJ was able to weather this blizzard and come out of it OK.
Matt Lauer and Ellen DeGeneres have been pranking each other for a while now and he tried to one up the daytime talk show host after her latest one. She edited a video of the Today anchor and put him in high heels.
Well, he was in town for the Golden Globes, so he decided to make a surprise appearance on her show today. But he didn’t just surprise her, he surprised us too. That’s because he came out wearing the same heels in that fake video. Not only did he have them on, he walked in them. You would think he would be all wobbly, but in fact he walked in them like a runway model. Who knew he was so good at walking in heels? Which makes you wonder what he wears when the cameras aren’t on him?
All around the country, reporters are asking people what they would do if they won the Powerball prize. Most people are probably saying pay off debts, quit my job and things like that. Well, Fox 5’s Ophelia Young did not get an answer like that, she got one that is even better. When she asked a man in Primm, Nv live on the air, what he would to with all of that money, he said, “A bunch of hookers and cocaine.” You can’t get more honest than that. Although for $800,000,000, he could buy me and a lot of other women. He doesn’t need hookers if he doesn’t want them.
I don’t know if you ever noticed this, but reporters knock on a lot of doors. I didn’t either until Jimmy Kimmel Live pointed it out on their ABC late night show yesterday.
So watch these reporters, knock knock knocking on people’s doors to no avail. Can’t say I blame the people for not answering. If a news station came knocking on my door, I would ignore it too. Wouldn’t you?
Don Lemon spent New Year’s Eve like most people, drunk. Unlike us, he spent it on CNN for the whole wide world to see him get drunker and drunker with every live report. By the time the clock struck midnight in New Orleans, he couldn’t control what he was saying.
Although, I am not sure how this differs from the other 364 (365 this year) days of the year.
AAAACHOOO! A sneeze can be a powerful thing! Just ask Cory!
When you are a weatherman, you are know you are at risk to being blown over by the elements, like hurricanes and wind storms, when you are out in the field. Well, for KSAZ’s Cory McCloskey, it was a sneeze that almost knocked him over. Who knew being inside reporting was more dangerous?
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For some reason, several men thought that it would be funny if they said to a reporter, who is live on the air, “F*ck her right up the P*ssy.” It isn’t, far from it. Up until last week, it has only been said to female reporters for obvious reasons; but one man, who was on a turkey high, said it to man. Something he quickly regretted when KESQ’s Joe Galli retaliated with, “That is exactly what I did to your mother, buddy!” Mic drop.
Hopefully this will be the end to the lunacy because it is the dumbest way to get yourself on television.
We have seen anchors and reporters do some really strange things during November Sweeps, but I don’t think we’ve ever seen one eat cat food live on the air. That is exactly what KSTU‘s Dave Nemeth did last week. What did he think? He thought it was so purrfect, that he finished the can. And then when it was time to interview the next person, he got really catty with them. OK, I lied about the last part, but it sounded good.
Anyways, back to him eating the cat food. I showed the video to my cat and she gave me a look that made me understand I should never ever try that home. In other words, she threw a hissy fit.
It is the last weekday before Halloween and the morning news shows are dressing up for the holiday today. Each year the Today show picks a theme and this year they went with some of the characters from the Peanuts. The costumes are so hideous that you can actually understand what the Principal is saying over the loud speaker as she rips them a new one.
What is so awful about their costumes besides everything, the hairlines they did for the men and Savannah Guthrie as Pigpen, the way Matt Lauer sounds as Lucy, should I go on. Just watch for yourself as the second thing from our childhood was destroyed this week. Gem and the Holograms of course being first.
Seriously though, isn’t the Today show rebounding in the ratings? Then why are their costumes so cheap??? Ann Curry must be so happy that she no longer has to participate in this annual ritual.