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Does this Twister look like a pen!s?
June 3rd, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Olympian Barbara Kendall was driving home from Yoga on Tuesday when a Twister suddenly appeared in the New Zealand sky. All of the relaxation she got from it quickly disappeared when she saw it. Which you can’t blame her because look at how huge that thing is. It is of epic proportions. It is the type of storm that penetrates your inner body leaving all of your hairs standing up on end in electrical excitement.
I don’t know whether to drive towards it and then away from it and then towards it and then away from it. You get the picture. What would you do?


Watch 3 anchors do a shot of straight Apple Vinegar Cider!
May 11th, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Anyone who has been crazy enough to drink Apple Cider Vinegar straight, can tell you it is one most of the disgusting things you will ever put in your mouth. Just like how most things that taste bad are good for you.
Yesterday on KCTV’s Better Kansas City, the three anchors decided to do a shot live on the air. Rob Finnerty went first, as soon as he swallowed just the tiniest bit of it, his face contorted. Then Lisa Teachman covered her nose and downed the whole shot in one gulp. As soon as she swallowed, she felt like it was going to come right back up. Leaving the two of them fighting over the sink to drink water straight from the faucet to get that taste out of their mouth. Finally, there was Alexis Del Cid and she drank it no problem. She is the bravest woman I know today because there’s no way I would ever drink that stuff straight. I took the pills because I am too much of a wuss.
But back to the anchor, this is why newspeople hate May Sweeps. You never what wild and wacky things that they are going to make them do on the air. For example, drink Apple Cider Vinegar straight from the bottle.


Does Al Roker have something to tell us?
May 11th, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

The Today show posted a mug shot of Al Roker, so does the weatherman have something to tell us? Yes, he is reporting from Alcatraz today as part of their National Parks series this week.
So even though he didn’t really commit a crime, let’s pretend that he did. What do you think he was arrested for?


Billy Bush is leaving Access Hollywood for Today
April 27th, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Fresh off of the heels that Michael Strahan is leaving Live with Kelly and Michael for Good Morning America, comes news that Billy Bush is departing Access Hollywood for Today. According to The Hollywood Reporter, unlike what went down with Live, the staff of AH is aware of his departure.
No word what his role will be on the morning news show, but they are speculating he will be co-hosting the 9a hour.
When it comes to who will replace him on the Entertainment News show, no mention of that as of now. I hope they go with an actor like Extra did.


Wolf Blitzer is living in a Purple Haze
April 22nd, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: 1 ]

Remember when Wolf Blitzer majorly bombed on Jeopardy? Yesterday, he reminded us of that epic failure. When he was talking about the passing of the legendary Prince, he said, “All of us, of course, remember Purple Haze.” I don’t remember Purple Haze, do you?
There is really is no excuse for him not to know that film and album because he was old enough to know it when it came out. Plus, it is one of the best selling soundtracks of all time and the movie was one of the biggest ones of that year.
How are we supposed to trust CNN if their anchor seems to be clueless on so many things that are so obvious?


This weather system is a real dick!
April 18th, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

via FTV Live
KWCH‘s Molly McCollum was doing weather the other day, and looks like the people of Minnesota are going to penetrated by the tip of a major storm front. To make matters worse, the people in her town of Wichita, Kansas are balls deep in it. Now when it comes to Iowa, they are stuck in the middle. They will feel it, but it just won’t be as stimulating as it is for the surrounding states.
You know, if storms looked like this when I was growing up, I probably would’ve gone into meteorology instead of hard and entertainment news.


Willie Geist calls it the Unbreakable Kimmy ScHmIdT
April 6th, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: 1 ]

The other day when Willie Geist was introducing the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Today, and he mispronounced the last word of the title. He left out the c, the m and the d, so instead he said one of the 7 words you can’t say on broadcast TV.
In his defense, it was bound to happen. I mean not only does it rhyme with the curse word, you can spell Schmidt without sh!t.


Watch Carson Daly shave his legs!
April 1st, 2016 under The Voice, TV News. [ Comments: none ]

The Today show did a story about how men are taking their manscaping to lower levels. They are now not only shaving their privates, they are also shaving their legs because women prefer it. When Savannah Guthrie heard this, she thought it would be a good idea if her male co-anchors tried it. So he gave Carson Daly a razor and some shaving cream and off the hair went. Well, at least it was a start because it will take more than one razor and a can of shaving cream to get those hairy legs silky smooth.


When leaving an S off makes you look like a$$es!
March 30th, 2016 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

via FTV Live
WNCN had a chyron on the air for their story that left them looking like the word they misspelled. They had a Health Watch story on about a “New MRI to assess military trauma.” Only problem is that they left off the fourth S in assess, therefore their viewers so the word a$$es instead.
If you are going to assess the problem, then think of it this way. We use the word a$$es much more than the word assess, so you can’t really blame the chyron operator for the error. You just want to shake their hand for doing it because it is very funny.


Geraldo Rivera just can’t keep his shirt on
March 29th, 2016 under Geraldo Rivera, TV News. [ Comments: 6 ]

Remember when Geraldo Rivera shared a shirtless Selfie of himself and you were totally grossed out by it? Well, yesterday as he was awaiting his elimination from Dancing with the Stars, he posted another one. This one is even grosser. Not because he is older, but because he does not look good as a blonde.
Thankfully, we won’t have to suffer through him trying to dance on the ABC competition show anymore.


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