You don’t have to know Hungarian to laugh your a$$ off at this visual description gone wrong. A Sport1 sportscaster was drawing out a play, and he inadvertently drew out a hockey stick and two pucks. You know the ones that only male ice hockey players have and girl ones don’t.
Bencsics Márk started it off by highlighting two of the players by drawing circles around them. Then he drew a U starting at one and finishing it off with the other player who parallel to the first one. At this point it looks very phallic, but it did not stop there. At the bottom of the U, he drew a line across the top of it, which gave it that circumcised look. In a way, you are hoping he might stop there, but nope. He goes on to draw straight lines coming out of the tip to show where the puck could go. But instead it looks like something else that came. And yet, it doesn’t stop there. Would a pair of balls be a pair of balls without some hair? That’s right, he added some hair to our first two guys and with that we all just climaxed! I know my pants are wet after that. From laughing so hard, what did you think I meant?
The best part about this whole video is that the artist had absolutely no idea what he had just done. His colleagues could not hold back their laughter, and yet he didn’t even crack a smile. I guess when you score a goal like that, you are too exhausted to do anything but lie there and take it.
Finally, how appropriate is that the show that this happened on is called Trash Talk?
Remember on Friday, when your day suddenly became a whole lot brighter because of 2 awwwdorable kids who interrupted their father’s serious interview on the BBC? Ever since then, you have been wondering what happened that lead to that unforgettable moment. Today, Robert E Kelly, his wife Kim Jung-A and their two children, Marion and James, broke their silence to The Wall Street Journal.
They explained what happened that lead them to becoming international sensations overnight. The father told the newspaper that it all boils down to “a comedy of errors.” Papa Kelly normal locks the door when he does interviews from his office, but for some reason he didn’t do that day. His wife was in the living room with the kids watching and recording her husband with her phone as he was on TV doing the interviews. Since she was focusing on the television, she didn’t realize that her 4 year old daughter had gotten up and ran away. She also didn’t notice that her 8 month son followed his sister like he always does, until she saw them on the television a few seconds after it happened because of the time delay. Horrified by what was happening, she tried to sneak into the room and get their children out of there. As we know, she wasn’t that sneaky. The reason why she came in the way that she did is that she was only wearing socks that caused her to glide on the hardwood floors as she rushed to her husband’s office.
When it comes to Marion, her father explained why she danced her way into the room. He said, “She was in a hippity-hoppity mood that day because of the school party.” Kelly also revealed that he knew his interview was over the second he saw his baby roll on in.
What he didn’t know is how popular that video was going to become and how his life would change. In fact, when he was done with the interview, he sent the BBC an apology letter. They actually loved it so much that they asked him if they could put it online. At first, he said no but then they decided to let them to do it. Once they did, his phone and social media blew up and they shut it all off because they want their normal lives back. They are just a normal family and it shows because parents all over the World knew his pain. That is why we can’t stop watching his family. Thank Gd for “comedy of errors,” because it is just what we all needed!
The Today show is in Scotland this week and while Al Roker was there he got to learn about kilt making. Learning how to make one is one thing, but modeling a whole bunch of them is something even more exciting. That is exactly what the NBC weatherman did and all I have to say is thankfully they were up to his knees. I do not want to find out if he is a true Scot or not especially after seeing him to Right Said Fred’s I’m Too Sexy. My brain just can’t get that image out of my head.
Professor Robert Kelly was talking to BBC News about South Korea impeaching their President, when suddenly wanted to impeach some people close to him. First, his toddler opened the door, and danced her way into the room. Then her baby brother rolled in on his walker so he could also get his chance to be on National Television. Finally, their mom came in and dragged the kids out. Not before, quietly shutting the door from the floor as if none of that ever happened.
She wasn’t the only one who acted like that didn’t happen, so did their dad who went on with the interview as those his wife and kids didn’t make a surprise entrance and quicker exit.
You know, his wife got an earful after the interview. Which is shame because her 2 second blink gave us the best live interview of the year! Isn’t live television the best?
On Tuesday, Kristen Stewart shocked us all when she walked the red carpet for her new movie Personal Shopper with a shaved head and people wanted to know why she did it. Today she was on Today, and that was the first thing Willie Geist asked her.
She told the news anchor, “I am doing a movie in a couple of weeks called Underwater and I play an electrical engineer who’s working an oil rig on the bottom of the ocean floor.” Then she added, “For me it is practical, I mean, I am not going to have touch ups with the helmet on.”
Savannah Guthrie then followed up by asking her if she did it voluntary or they asked her to do it. The actress told her, “I have been wanting to do this for a long time, just for novel sake,” adding, “The director suggested it and I was like, ‘Who told you?’ That is a great idea.” And with that off when the hair.
How does she like her buzzed off look? She said, “I just want to head bang all day.” Power to her because there is no way I would do it. I am too much of a wimp and she is much more of a daredevil.
When it comes to her new look, I think she carries it off well. I just think she would look even better if she went back to brunette roots. It would bring out her features even more instead of just washing them out. What do you think?